The Fan Man thread - Page 2

Elfhelm · 01-10-2003, 08:59 AM

My wife and I have an agreement that it is OK to gawk and drool at movie stars, so I don't feel any guilt for posting in this thread. After all, she has never hesitated to tell me how taken she is with Orli or Vig.

A few days before the release, it came out in a London tab that Liv wasn't wearing her knicks in that scene. Needless to say, in the four times we've gone, my sweetie elbows me and smirks every time. Am I trying to verify that scandalous story each time she jabs me? You bet! (oh sorry, I was supposed to use multiple exclamation points) !!!!!!!

But I am totally taken with Eowyn, both the character in the books and the way Miranda Otto looks and acts her part. I had been waiting and waiting for her and when she finally made her appearance I was immediately impressed. I am ready to take David Wenham's place. Surely PJ can edit him out and re-insert a more handsome, classically taught, nordic man who respects Gandalf and does not impede any Hobbits on any mission. Oh, he won't do it? Then I hope Eowyn straightens him out.

You know, I think Eowyn is like one of the mearas in human form. I won't embellish on that simile for PG-13 purposes...

Beleg Strongbow · 01-10-2003, 08:59 AM

How about the scene where Arwen says "if you can trust nothing else, trust this..." and the camera pans down to show her... um...

...drool...

...um... to show her, um... uh... jewel! yeah, that's it! that she gives Aragorn?

Sminty_Smeagol · 01-10-2003, 09:08 AM

well atleast the fangirls only talk about how cute or hot someone is, not their body parts.........

Beleg Strongbow · 01-10-2003, 09:29 AM

Well, that's one up on them, then.
The first time I saw it I thought that's what she was talking about! I was thinking "oh my God, how can they show this in a PG13 film?"

Falagar · 01-10-2003, 09:31 AM

No-one has mentioned any body parts...yet

Dunadan · 01-10-2003, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huan
Well, since this is the movie forum, I guess I have to say Galadriel. Cate Blanchett is a goddess.

Hear hear! She must've learnt a trick or two hanging about in Lorien these long Ages. And she's been to Valinor.

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-10-2003, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sminty_Smeagol
well atleast the fangirls only talk about how cute or hot someone is, not their body parts.........

That's because the guys don't wear dresses.

Elfhelm · 01-10-2003, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
That's because the guys don't wear dresses.

/me looks at Elrond closer. Are you sure? hehehe

Blackboar · 01-10-2003, 01:18 PM

I feel strange posting in this thread, as if I don't belong here.
This thread is just as bad, if not worse than our fangirl thred

Beleg Strongbow · 01-10-2003, 02:16 PM

That's right. It is worse. And I was speaking of a certain feminine body part, but I was trying to keep it appropriate.

Coney · 01-10-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

A few days before the release, it came out in a London tab that Liv wasn't wearing her knicks in that scene.

Ach my poor heart!

*Takes bood-pressure tablet, runs cold shower*

BeardofPants · 01-10-2003, 02:52 PM

Well, we wouldn't want her to have VPL - that's not very elf like.

Lizra · 01-10-2003, 04:09 PM

Hah! I thought it was more like VN's! You look, and look, and look, till you finally start hallucinating them!

Dúnedain · 01-17-2003, 07:59 PM

Guys we can't let the girls win with that Fan Girl thread, come on!!!!

Sween · 01-18-2003, 07:47 AM

I would tool them all

Millane · 01-18-2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

I guess I have to say Galadriel. Cate Blanchett is a goddess.

WHAT!!!! thats disgusting... YUK!!!

im a Rosie and Arwen man meself and god arent they the best thing since sliced bread...

me id prefer the we-aint-had-nothing-but-maggotty-bread-for-3-stinking-days Uruk over that skank (Galadriel of course... so sorry Arwen and Rosie for putting your names in the same post as Skank and maggoty and any other bad words)
xxxxxxxxxooooooooo

Andúril · 01-18-2003, 08:45 AM

My comments are not appropriate for this board

Millane · 01-18-2003, 08:48 AM

pg 13 bah as long as your comments arent talking about galadriel uuuuurrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

Andúril · 01-18-2003, 09:35 AM

PG-13? In that case my comments are definitely innappropriate for this board.

Hmmm.....Galadriel......

Sween · 01-18-2003, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Andúril
PG-13? In that case my comments are definitely innappropriate for this board.

Hmmm.....Galadriel......

in a big tub of chocolate..............with arwen

01-10-2003, 08:59 AM	#21
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	My wife and I have an agreement that it is OK to gawk and drool at movie stars, so I don't feel any guilt for posting in this thread. After all, she has never hesitated to tell me how taken she is with Orli or Vig. A few days before the release, it came out in a London tab that Liv wasn't wearing her knicks in that scene. Needless to say, in the four times we've gone, my sweetie elbows me and smirks every time. Am I trying to verify that scandalous story each time she jabs me? You bet! (oh sorry, I was supposed to use multiple exclamation points) !!!!!!! But I am totally taken with Eowyn, both the character in the books and the way Miranda Otto looks and acts her part. I had been waiting and waiting for her and when she finally made her appearance I was immediately impressed. I am ready to take David Wenham's place. Surely PJ can edit him out and re-insert a more handsome, classically taught, nordic man who respects Gandalf and does not impede any Hobbits on any mission. Oh, he won't do it? Then I hope Eowyn straightens him out. You know, I think Eowyn is like one of the mearas in human form. I won't embellish on that simile for PG-13 purposes... __________________ cya

01-10-2003, 08:59 AM	#22
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	How about the scene where Arwen says "if you can trust nothing else, trust this..." and the camera pans down to show her... um... ...drool... ...um... to show her, um... uh... jewel! yeah, that's it! that she gives Aragorn? __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

01-10-2003, 09:29 AM	#24
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	Well, that's one up on them, then. The first time I saw it I thought that's what she was talking about! I was thinking "oh my God, how can they show this in a PG13 film?" __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

01-10-2003, 09:31 AM	#25
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	No-one has mentioned any body parts...yet __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

01-10-2003, 02:16 PM	#30
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	That's right. It is worse. And I was speaking of a certain feminine body part, but I was trying to keep it appropriate. __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

01-10-2003, 09:08 AM	#23
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	well atleast the fangirls only talk about how cute or hot someone is, not their body parts.........

01-10-2003, 01:18 PM	#29
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	I feel strange posting in this thread, as if I don't belong here. This thread is just as bad, if not worse than our fangirl thred

01-10-2003, 02:52 PM	#32
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, we wouldn't want her to have VPL - that's not very elf like. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

01-10-2003, 04:09 PM	#33
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Hah! I thought it was more like VN's! You look, and look, and look, till you finally start hallucinating them! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

01-17-2003, 07:59 PM	#34
Dúnedain High King of Númenórë Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Númenórë <--United States of America Posts: 1,947	Guys we can't let the girls win with that Fan Girl thread, come on!!!! __________________ 'Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta!' - And those were the words that Elendil spoke when he came up out of the Sea on the wings of the wind: 'Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place will I abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.' 'Then Tuor arrayed himself in the hauberk, and set the helm upon his head, and he girt himself with the sword; black were sheath and belt with clasps of silver. Thus armed he went forth from Turgon's hall, and stood upon the high terraces of Taras in the red light of the sun. None were there to see him, as he gazed westward, gleaming in silver and gold, and he knew not that in that hour he appeared as one of the Mighty of the West, and fit to be father of the kings of the Kings of Men beyond the Sea, as it was indeed his doom to be; but in the taking of those arms a change came upon Tuor son of Huor, and his heart grew great within him. And as he stepped down from the doors the swans did him reverence, and plucking each a great feather from their wings they proffered them to him, laying their long necks upon the stone before his feet; and he took the seven feathers and set them in the crest of his helm, and straightway the swans arose and flew north in the sunset, and Tuor saw them no more.' -Of Tuor and his Coming to Gondolin "Oh. Forgive me, fairest of all males of Entmoot...Back down, all ye other wannabe fairest males! Dunedain is the fairest!" --Linaewen

01-18-2003, 07:47 AM	#35
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	I would tool them all __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

01-18-2003, 08:45 AM	#37
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	My comments are not appropriate for this board

01-18-2003, 08:48 AM	#38
Millane The Dude Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: at the altar of my ego Posts: 1,685	pg 13 bah as long as your comments arent talking about galadriel uuuuurrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh __________________ Ill heal your wounds, ill set you free,

01-18-2003, 09:35 AM	#39
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	PG-13? In that case my comments are definitely innappropriate for this board. Hmmm.....Galadriel......

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