Elijah Wood - a bit of a weirdo? - Page 2

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:36 AM

Well, as long as you're willing to share.

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 01:42 AM

Never!

He's mine!
My own!
My prrrrecioussss!

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:45 AM

But it's my birthday, yes! Give him to me for my birthday-present! I wants him, yes love!

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 01:52 AM

I find Gollum's quotes fit into virtually any conversation with ease

As for EW, take him, he's all yours. He was a disappointment to me

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:55 AM

Sorry about that. Perhaps you'll find Gollum more to your taste.

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 02:00 AM

No thanks, I'd rather eat my own tail first!

I'd just like to take this opportunity to complain that Tolkien didn't really include rodents in his masterpieces. An omission that, I'm sure you'll all agree, makes his work suffer somewhat.

*squeak*

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 02:02 AM

Yes, think how much better The Hobbit would've been if Gerbils were included in the Five Armies!

bropous · 01-14-2002, 02:03 AM

Gerbil, I ain't touching that last post with a twenty-foot pole!

Oh, and FrodoFriend, thanks for the neat lumpy watch! Love the "dangling sticks of TNT" motif!

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 02:05 AM

Yes, it would have been the battle of the 5 and a quarter armies!
The orcs would have suffered huge losses at the paws of our elite guard - powerful monstrosities towering over 7 inches in height. Beorn has nothing on us lot!

Also, we'd be very useful in LotR - image a gerbil ring-bearer? He could sneak right into mordor no probs, presumably wearing the ring as a belt.

Rodents are not just incredibly cute, but practical too!

ragamuffin92 · 01-14-2002, 02:09 AM

Gerbil, you must have missed the fact that Wormtongue was a weasel and Saruman turned out to be a rat. (Sorry--the best I could do) :-)

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ragamuffin92
Gerbil, you must have missed the fact that Wormtongue was a weasel and Saruman turned out to be a rat. (Sorry--the best I could do) :-)

That's OK

In the film I wore a costume and was the ferret in the guy's pocket in the Prancing Pony (I wasn't given a credit, I was disgusted).
I was also the stunt double for the Moth scene. Apparently the moth was scared of heights so I strapped on some wings and threw myself off of Orthanc. Now that REALLY hurt.

Expect a few cameos of me in Ithilien too, and possibly a few of me scurrying around in the Paths of the Dead and the Pass of Cirith Ungol.

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 02:17 AM

LOL, good point, ragamuffin!

Hey, bropous, if you light a match near it it plays some miniature Gandalf-fireworks!

But all you'd have to do to foil a Gerbil Ring-bearer is stick him a wheel . . . he'd think he was getting to Mordor but in reality he would just be going around and around and around and around and around and around and around and . . .

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
But all you'd have to do to foil a Gerbil Ring-bearer is stick him a wheel . . . he'd think he was getting to Mordor but in reality he would just be going around and around and around and around and around and around and around and . . .

*LOL*
I needed that, since it's now 6.30 am and I'm still working.
Cheers - tis a happier rodent who now types this

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-14-2002, 02:21 AM

.The Gerbiling...The geeerbiiiliiiing....@_@...*twitch*

Rána Eressëa · 01-14-2002, 07:27 AM

**after reading everything on the post and staring at people awkwardly...**

For a moment there, you guys had me fooled into thinking I was the one with the problem...

Good one, fellas...good one.

*pulls baseball cap on to cover up bleached blonde hair and walks away humming...*

Rána Eressëa · 01-14-2002, 07:57 AM

**walks back into the Thread room to find no one there...**

Hmm...I'll leave a little note.

**scribbles something on a piece of notebook paper and tapes it to the Thread's fridge...**

They should see that

Alright...I'll be on my way now to school in about...fifteen minutes. Damn. I gotta wait here that much longer?

**waits twelve minutes**

Ooh, I better be going.

**walks out, closing the door softly behind her**

(Suddenly a camera zooms in on the note that has been taped to the Thread's fridge. Written on it in mostly big captial letters is...)

PEOPLE DO NOT ALL LIKE THE SAME THING. GROW UP YOU CHILDISH EXCUSES FOR ADULTS. AT LEAST I'M STILL A TEENAGER, I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE STUPID (that's includes all my other fellow teenagers

). BROPOUS, THOUGH, YOU'RE COOL DUDE. WORD.

ALL YOU GUYS KNOW I'M SH**ING YOU,
ROGUE ELF

**maniac laughter can be heard from down the hall...**

bropous · 01-14-2002, 11:57 AM

*pauses from his Amsterdamming debauchery, hearkens to barely-heard words in the distance...

"Someone called me a cool dude? Well that is sweet as Tupelo Honey!"

*resumes debauch*

Laurelyn · 01-20-2002, 09:04 PM

Yes, sauman was a rat all right . . .
Y'know, Gerbil, I have a friend who's nutty for rodents, you should meet her . . . then again, never mind. She'd probably give you a one way plane ticket to mars. Forget I mentioned her.
By the way . . . You DARE to insult Frodo???!!!! Heck w/ elijah wood, I'm convinced he's Frodo . . . wait, sorry, forgot to take my medication earlier, don't mind me . . .

Feraway Hawkbriar · 01-20-2002, 09:15 PM

It takes alot to make me a fan-girl of anyone. Elijah is like a friggen male chunk O walkin art. Its all in those eyes of his...they're mesmorizing goddamit.

OH! on another note. Guess what? he and I are the same height. 5'6 ^_^

Laurelyn · 01-20-2002, 09:20 PM

Yes, Feraway, that's why I like him so much, really . . . those eyes . . . *slaps self* He's 5 foot six? Drat, I gotta grow another three inches . . . then I'd be able to look him in the eyes . . .
*slaps self again, and drags self away from computer*

01-14-2002, 01:36 AM	#21
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Well, as long as you're willing to share. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 01:42 AM	#22
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Never! He's mine! My own! My prrrrecioussss! __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-14-2002, 01:45 AM	#23
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	But it's my birthday, yes! Give him to me for my birthday-present! I wants him, yes love! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 01:52 AM	#24
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I find Gollum's quotes fit into virtually any conversation with ease As for EW, take him, he's all yours. He was a disappointment to me __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-14-2002, 01:55 AM	#25
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Sorry about that. Perhaps you'll find Gollum more to your taste. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 02:00 AM	#26
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	No thanks, I'd rather eat my own tail first! I'd just like to take this opportunity to complain that Tolkien didn't really include rodents in his masterpieces. An omission that, I'm sure you'll all agree, makes his work suffer somewhat. squeak __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-14-2002, 02:02 AM	#27
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Yes, think how much better The Hobbit would've been if Gerbils were included in the Five Armies! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 02:03 AM	#28
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	Gerbil, I ain't touching that last post with a twenty-foot pole! Oh, and FrodoFriend, thanks for the neat lumpy watch! Love the "dangling sticks of TNT" motif! __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

01-14-2002, 02:05 AM	#29
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Yes, it would have been the battle of the 5 and a quarter armies! The orcs would have suffered huge losses at the paws of our elite guard - powerful monstrosities towering over 7 inches in height. Beorn has nothing on us lot! Also, we'd be very useful in LotR - image a gerbil ring-bearer? He could sneak right into mordor no probs, presumably wearing the ring as a belt. Rodents are not just incredibly cute, but practical too! __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-14-2002, 02:09 AM	#30
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	There was TOO rodents in the Trilogy Gerbil, you must have missed the fact that Wormtongue was a weasel and Saruman turned out to be a rat. (Sorry--the best I could do) :-)

01-14-2002, 02:17 AM	#32
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	LOL, good point, ragamuffin! Hey, bropous, if you light a match near it it plays some miniature Gandalf-fireworks! But all you'd have to do to foil a Gerbil Ring-bearer is stick him a wheel . . . he'd think he was getting to Mordor but in reality he would just be going around and around and around and around and around and around and around and . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 02:21 AM	#34
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	.The Gerbiling...The geeerbiiiliiiing....@_@...twitch __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-14-2002, 07:27 AM	#35
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	after reading everything on the post and staring at people awkwardly... For a moment there, you guys had me fooled into thinking I was the one with the problem... Good one, fellas...good one. pulls baseball cap on to cover up bleached blonde hair and walks away humming...

01-14-2002, 07:57 AM	#36
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	walks back into the Thread room to find no one there... Hmm...I'll leave a little note. scribbles something on a piece of notebook paper and tapes it to the Thread's fridge... They should see that Alright...I'll be on my way now to school in about...fifteen minutes. Damn. I gotta wait here that much longer? waits twelve minutes Ooh, I better be going. walks out, closing the door softly behind her (Suddenly a camera zooms in on the note that has been taped to the Thread's fridge. Written on it in mostly big captial letters is...) PEOPLE DO NOT ALL LIKE THE SAME THING. GROW UP YOU CHILDISH EXCUSES FOR ADULTS. AT LEAST I'M STILL A TEENAGER, I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE STUPID (that's includes all my other fellow teenagers ). BROPOUS, THOUGH, YOU'RE COOL DUDE. WORD. ALL YOU GUYS KNOW I'M SHING YOU, ROGUE ELF maniac laughter can be heard from down the hall...** Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 01-14-2002 at 08:02 AM.

01-14-2002, 11:57 AM	#37
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	pauses from his Amsterdamming debauchery, hearkens to barely-heard words in the distance... "Someone called me a cool dude? Well that is sweet as Tupelo Honey!" resumes debauch* __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

01-20-2002, 09:04 PM	#38
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Yes, sauman was a rat all right . . . Y'know, Gerbil, I have a friend who's nutty for rodents, you should meet her . . . then again, never mind. She'd probably give you a one way plane ticket to mars. Forget I mentioned her. By the way . . . You DARE to insult Frodo???!!!! Heck w/ elijah wood, I'm convinced he's Frodo . . . wait, sorry, forgot to take my medication earlier, don't mind me . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

01-20-2002, 09:15 PM	#39
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	It takes alot to make me a fan-girl of anyone. Elijah is like a friggen male chunk O walkin art. Its all in those eyes of his...they're mesmorizing goddamit. OH! on another note. Guess what? he and I are the same height. 5'6 ^_^ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

01-20-2002, 09:20 PM	#40
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Yes, Feraway, that's why I like him so much, really . . . those eyes . . . slaps self He's 5 foot six? Drat, I gotta grow another three inches . . . then I'd be able to look him in the eyes . . . slaps self again, and drags self away from computer __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

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