Elijah Wood - a bit of a weirdo? - Page 7

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 10:29 AM

OK, to get this thread back on some semblance of topicness.

I just say an old interview with some of the cast of LotR (obviously repeated) on MTV.

On it were:

Frodo
Sam
Merry
Pippin
Legolas
Arwen

OK, now for the part you won't like:

ELIJAH REALLY IS A FREAK!!!

I've NEVER seen him look as stupid, ugly or spaced out as I have on here. He really did look like he was high on drugs. Those eyes were not cute, they were scarey. His haircut was just plain dorky, and he was wearing what looked like a cardigan. Lovely

Anyway, that wasn't my main reason, cos I've decided (despite what I said at the top of this post) to open it up a bit.

Arwen.

More specifically: Liv Tyler

Even more specifically: She's one ugly dog.

Ye GADS!

<RANT>

Now it's not that I inherently dislike her, other than as Arwen being given a bit of Glorfindel's role. THat's nothing to do with her looks. And, in the film, she looks quite nice. Not stunning, but nice.
But in this interview she was pigosauros. EWWW. Apart from her face being so shiny from make up practically all you could make out were the reflections of the studio lights, her hair. OMG her hair.

Now those of you who have read my perv posts may know that the 1 thing guaranteed to attract me to a woman is long hair. I am, you might say, a long hair conniouseur (You might also say, I am in need of a spell-checker). Anyway, I've never seen long hair so stomach-churningly grim before. She had it all swept over one side of her head. Oh ..... dear. Words cannot describe how manky she looked. Although I've had a go at trying, just to convey my heartfelt repulsion to someone considered by many of the guys on here as a 'bit of a babe'.

Now I understand it's not possible for women to look 100% 100% of the time. But really, if on TV, with specialists at your beck and call, you can do better than that....

</RANT>

On a slightly funnier note, Orlando did admit to keep lifting up her dress to see what underwear Elves had

afro-elf · 01-28-2002, 05:31 PM

Sorry, for arriving so late to the thread, Lords, Ladies, and Bropous

Ioreth just allowed me to leave the houses of the healing. They thought I had succumbed to the Black Breath. However, I was in morbid shock that the homeliest creature in Arda was going to play Arwen.

Quote:

Even more specifically: She's one ugly dog.

I would go quite that far. But I work in KSA, so even seeing a woman is a rare experience. So, I'd still fawn over her if she were here.

Quote:

And, in the film, she looks quite nice. Not stunning, but nice.

I'd drop the quite part.

For EW. Do you older guys and gals recall James Earl Jones character in the 1st Conan movie? Thulsa Doom. EW has those same mesmering eyes. And that is not a compliment.

I feel if I saw him in person I'd be saying, " Yes master what is thy bidding"

The dudes got a neck that would make Henry Rollins neck look like Gollum.

Star Polish there is NOTHING dull about brown eyes.

They are the color of the Earth. The well spring from which life grows. The color of the towering mountains, that apprehend the firmament... Besides I've my own pair of deep brown eyes so you are definately in the company of superiors.

As for twat and twit. I think it is lingiustic shift. The elder form ( sounds like something form White Wolf Games) meant a vulgar form of female body parts. But it has moved into the twit area with the younins.

In a way like the saying 'IT SUCKS'. It means that something is really bad; however, the orginal meaning is something different.
I'll refrain from elaberating further on my thoughts in this
.
However, I work with some Brits here and as they say "we are are seperated by a comman language."

Do to the sheer dominance of US culture (via Hollywood etc) Am E is the major form of English as far as comprehension is concerned.

Anyway the point being that twat for my British cohorts has the older form of the word as the primary form. But some word have very different meanings. Fanny for Americans means BUM, but for Brits it means the orginal form of twat.

Arathorn love your signature. Is your first language Tagalog or English. Is Tagalog completely indegenious or does it have strong Spanish influences?

BTW I think EW is a good Frodo.

Starr Polish · 01-28-2002, 05:56 PM

I dont' know, I've always thought my eyes were dull. Probably because I also have 'olive' skin and brown hair...pretty monotonous. I am a great lover of all things in nature, but I prefer to look up instead of down. Blue, green, gold, red.

I know, I know. ::shrug:: It's just my preference I guess. But eyes aren't what I'd go on to actually have a relationship with someone. BUT, since it's unlikely I'll ever have a relationship with a movie star, let alone one six/ten years older than me, I can fawn on about their looks.
BOING!

Gerbil · 01-28-2002, 06:03 PM

Hey dont knock brown eyes, dark hair and darker skin!
You've pretty much described my girlfriend!

Starr Polish · 01-28-2002, 06:05 PM

I"m not knocking it, I AM that! I mean, I find Orlando Bloom attractive, and he's got all those assets...I dunno. I liked him with his blonde wig though.

I'm still hung up on this neck thing. Elijah's neck doesn't look odd to me. Though some pictures I've seen of him have just been...odd. Not that I don't have a few of those myself

Evenstar · 01-28-2002, 11:38 PM

I never realised that Elijah had a funny neck!!! I probably will now that it has been brought to my attention!!!

StrawberryIcecream · 02-01-2002, 04:58 PM

Your'e entitled to your own opinion I suppose.

It's the wrong opinion of course but still.

I do kinda see what you mean though.

Me and my friend have debated tons wheter Elijah Wood is fat or not.

He does'nt seem it but in the FotR his neck seems to splurge out a lot!

I shall now go and hire a body gusrd goodbye!

Feraway Hawkbriar · 02-01-2002, 06:23 PM

Bick neck?! HAH! I spend 3 days a week around people with necks way bigger than that!...mainly my Kickboxing trainer..but then he's like 6'2 and totally ripped.

..I think Elijah's neck looks fine. its a tad big, but not outragiously so..course then it oculd just be his head is small...or something...I'v never seen him in person so I wouldnt know. Either way I still think he's quite good looking.

samwise of the shire · 02-01-2002, 06:44 PM

LOL

. He can at times make your eyebrows go above your hairline but if he's in red,green,blue,or that pretty brown he has in lotr and white words cannot describe how...mmmmmm.
Like I've said many times, his personality goes far beyond his apperance or so I've read. He's a COOL guy and that's all there is to it. But I do like his eyes and his smile.
Sam

FrodoFriend · 02-02-2002, 01:51 AM

And the laugh *sigh*. And the shoulders *louder sigh*. And he's so cute when his face is all smudged and he's upset. *loudest sigh yet*

samwise of the shire · 02-02-2002, 04:51 PM

Oh I forgot his voice and that laugh is just adorable. I think that he is at his BEST at the party. He has the dark hair and the DARK blue eyes. And he SMILES!That's the best part is when he smiles. Not that sad smile but that big grin. CUTE!
He's gonna have alot of women in the ROTK audience sobbing their eyes out when he's in Mordor and when he's at the Grey Havens. *SIGH*
Sam

FrodoFriend · 02-02-2002, 05:10 PM

I TOTALLY agree about the party! (whoa, valley girl moment) When he's dancing . . . awwwww, he's so cute! And his eyes are shining and his cheeks are red and he's smiling and smiling and then I end up smiling and laughing just because he's so cute!

eowyn144 · 02-21-2002, 02:55 PM

ditto me!u don`t know me well but i am massive elijah fan!i love the party scene too!and where he's listening to bilbos speech and his eyes are all lit up and lovely!
also at the end where he turns around to sam and goes "i'm glad you with me" he has THE cutest little smile on his face!*sighs*(i sigh a lot btw)
just a note about his neck-it only looks slightly large when he's been stabbed and is dying so he can be excused for not looking at his best don't u think?

Vinyafalasiel · 02-22-2002, 11:48 PM

no offense meant to all EW fans, EW is very attractive...though he did have a weird sort of wimpy looking expression on his face most of the time in the movie.

Evenstar · 02-23-2002, 12:01 AM

Well if I had the weight of Middle Earth hanging around my neck, I wouldn't be lookin' all "tra la la" all the time!!!

Ok and that came out much more *****y than it was meant to ... so notice the smilies!!

FrodoFriend · 02-23-2002, 12:16 AM

Ack! Evenstar, your signature is making me cry!

That quote always does that to me . . . "Don't go where I can follow" *sniff*. As for EW's "wimpy expression", well, *to the tune of "Just a Girl" by No Doubt* he's just a Hobbit in the world . . . that's all that they'll let him be . . . just a Hobbit in the world . . .

Evenstar · 02-23-2002, 03:31 AM

lol!!! Sorry Frodofriend!!! Me and my friend scream that quote at each other when ever we see each other...it's funny!!!

Radagast · 02-23-2002, 06:27 AM

Eh? What? I've just come into this thread now...at it's end...reading through the posts a comment from Gerbil:
'...I hate the English more...'
*draws a broadsword hanging at his belt and dons his English red-coat outfit*
I'm English...what's wrong with the English?
*keeps hand on broadsword*
Be careful how you answer...

Evenstar · 02-23-2002, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast
Eh? What? I've just come into this thread now...at it's end...reading through the posts a comment from Gerbil:
'...I hate the English more...'
*draws a broadsword hanging at his belt and dons his English red-coat outfit*
I'm English...what's wrong with the English?
*keeps hand on broadsword*
Be careful how you answer...

FIGHT!!!! *sits under desk* maybe they wont see me under here!!!

samwise of the shire · 02-24-2002, 07:04 PM

'ey there chap, calm down now. There's NOTHIN' wrong with the British. If I may say so I think they 'ave a MUCH more elegant way of doin' things than the Americans. I love America an' all tha' but I just like England,Ireland an' Scotland alot better. Please don' kill anyone.
Sam*flinches and dives under the desk with Evenstar*

01-28-2002, 10:29 AM	#121
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	OK, to get this thread back on some semblance of topicness. I just say an old interview with some of the cast of LotR (obviously repeated) on MTV. On it were: Frodo Sam Merry Pippin Legolas Arwen OK, now for the part you won't like: ELIJAH REALLY IS A FREAK!!! I've NEVER seen him look as stupid, ugly or spaced out as I have on here. He really did look like he was high on drugs. Those eyes were not cute, they were scarey. His haircut was just plain dorky, and he was wearing what looked like a cardigan. Lovely Anyway, that wasn't my main reason, cos I've decided (despite what I said at the top of this post) to open it up a bit. Arwen. More specifically: Liv Tyler Even more specifically: She's one ugly dog. Ye GADS! <RANT> Now it's not that I inherently dislike her, other than as Arwen being given a bit of Glorfindel's role. THat's nothing to do with her looks. And, in the film, she looks quite nice. Not stunning, but nice. But in this interview she was pigosauros. EWWW. Apart from her face being so shiny from make up practically all you could make out were the reflections of the studio lights, her hair. OMG her hair. Now those of you who have read my perv posts may know that the 1 thing guaranteed to attract me to a woman is long hair. I am, you might say, a long hair conniouseur (You might also say, I am in need of a spell-checker). Anyway, I've never seen long hair so stomach-churningly grim before. She had it all swept over one side of her head. Oh ..... dear. Words cannot describe how manky she looked. Although I've had a go at trying, just to convey my heartfelt repulsion to someone considered by many of the guys on here as a 'bit of a babe'. Now I understand it's not possible for women to look 100% 100% of the time. But really, if on TV, with specialists at your beck and call, you can do better than that.... </RANT> On a slightly funnier note, Orlando did admit to keep lifting up her dress to see what underwear Elves had __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 05:56 PM	#123
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I dont' know, I've always thought my eyes were dull. Probably because I also have 'olive' skin and brown hair...pretty monotonous. I am a great lover of all things in nature, but I prefer to look up instead of down. Blue, green, gold, red. I know, I know. ::shrug:: It's just my preference I guess. But eyes aren't what I'd go on to actually have a relationship with someone. BUT, since it's unlikely I'll ever have a relationship with a movie star, let alone one six/ten years older than me, I can fawn on about their looks. BOING! __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

01-28-2002, 06:03 PM	#124
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Hey dont knock brown eyes, dark hair and darker skin! You've pretty much described my girlfriend! __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-28-2002, 06:05 PM	#125
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I"m not knocking it, I AM that! I mean, I find Orlando Bloom attractive, and he's got all those assets...I dunno. I liked him with his blonde wig though. I'm still hung up on this neck thing. Elijah's neck doesn't look odd to me. Though some pictures I've seen of him have just been...odd. Not that I don't have a few of those myself __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

01-28-2002, 11:38 PM	#126
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	Huh?? I never realised that Elijah had a funny neck!!! I probably will now that it has been brought to my attention!!! __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

02-01-2002, 04:58 PM	#127
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Your'e entitled to your own opinion I suppose. It's the wrong opinion of course but still. I do kinda see what you mean though. Me and my friend have debated tons wheter Elijah Wood is fat or not. He does'nt seem it but in the FotR his neck seems to splurge out a lot! I shall now go and hire a body gusrd goodbye!

02-01-2002, 06:23 PM	#128
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	Bick neck?! HAH! I spend 3 days a week around people with necks way bigger than that!...mainly my Kickboxing trainer..but then he's like 6'2 and totally ripped. ..I think Elijah's neck looks fine. its a tad big, but not outragiously so..course then it oculd just be his head is small...or something...I'v never seen him in person so I wouldnt know. Either way I still think he's quite good looking. __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

02-01-2002, 06:44 PM	#129
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	LOL . He can at times make your eyebrows go above your hairline but if he's in red,green,blue,or that pretty brown he has in lotr and white words cannot describe how...mmmmmm. Like I've said many times, his personality goes far beyond his apperance or so I've read. He's a COOL guy and that's all there is to it. But I do like his eyes and his smile. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

02-02-2002, 01:51 AM	#130
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	And the laugh sigh. And the shoulders louder sigh. And he's so cute when his face is all smudged and he's upset. loudest sigh yet __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-02-2002, 04:51 PM	#131
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Oh I forgot his voice and that laugh is just adorable. I think that he is at his BEST at the party. He has the dark hair and the DARK blue eyes. And he SMILES!That's the best part is when he smiles. Not that sad smile but that big grin. CUTE! He's gonna have alot of women in the ROTK audience sobbing their eyes out when he's in Mordor and when he's at the Grey Havens. SIGH Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

02-02-2002, 05:10 PM	#132
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I TOTALLY agree about the party! (whoa, valley girl moment) When he's dancing . . . awwwww, he's so cute! And his eyes are shining and his cheeks are red and he's smiling and smiling and then I end up smiling and laughing just because he's so cute! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-21-2002, 02:55 PM	#133
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	ditto me!u don`t know me well but i am massive elijah fan!i love the party scene too!and where he's listening to bilbos speech and his eyes are all lit up and lovely! also at the end where he turns around to sam and goes "i'm glad you with me" he has THE cutest little smile on his face!sighs(i sigh a lot btw) just a note about his neck-it only looks slightly large when he's been stabbed and is dying so he can be excused for not looking at his best don't u think? __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

02-22-2002, 11:48 PM	#134
Vinyafalasiel Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 15	no offense meant to all EW fans, EW is very attractive...though he did have a weird sort of wimpy looking expression on his face most of the time in the movie.

02-23-2002, 12:01 AM	#135
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	Well if I had the weight of Middle Earth hanging around my neck, I wouldn't be lookin' all "tra la la" all the time!!! Ok and that came out much more ***y than it was meant to ... so notice the smilies!! __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!**

02-23-2002, 12:16 AM	#136
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Ack! Evenstar, your signature is making me cry! That quote always does that to me . . . "Don't go where I can follow" sniff. As for EW's "wimpy expression", well, to the tune of "Just a Girl" by No Doubt he's just a Hobbit in the world . . . that's all that they'll let him be . . . just a Hobbit in the world . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-23-2002, 03:31 AM	#137
Evenstar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Neverneverland Posts: 215	lol!!! Sorry Frodofriend!!! Me and my friend scream that quote at each other when ever we see each other...it's funny!!! __________________ "Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!!

02-23-2002, 06:27 AM	#138
Radagast Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Merry old England Posts: 413	Eh? What? I've just come into this thread now...at it's end...reading through the posts a comment from Gerbil: '...I hate the English more...' draws a broadsword hanging at his belt and dons his English red-coat outfit I'm English...what's wrong with the English? keeps hand on broadsword Be careful how you answer... __________________ Take up the White Man's burden-- The savage wars of peace-- Fill full the mouth of Famine, And bid the sickness cease; And when your goal is nearest (The end for others sought) Watch sloth and heathen folly Bring all your hope to nought.

02-24-2002, 07:04 PM	#140
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	'ey there chap, calm down now. There's NOTHIN' wrong with the British. If I may say so I think they 'ave a MUCH more elegant way of doin' things than the Americans. I love America an' all tha' but I just like England,Ireland an' Scotland alot better. Please don' kill anyone. Samflinches and dives under the desk with Evenstar __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

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