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Wow, this lil artist has been inspired by this whole thread! I personally think it would make a killer online illustrated comic. With full credits mentioned, would anyone care if I illustrate this story if I ever find time?
'The posts go ever on and on down from the thread where they began' ^_^
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Oh my...
I've been sucked in... THE CONDUCTOR looks down at Elijah through his thick rimmed, antique glasses. RE and FF jump on THE CONDUCTOR, and begin hammering him with rolled up Elijah Wood posters. Conductor: [groan] RE and FF: What/ Conductor: [Groan] RE and FF resume whacking the mutant conductor. Tesseract fires an arrow into the conductor's pocket. Churlpocket? What do you think you're doing? You shoot an arrow into the pocket? Tesserect:Well, look! Just because... THE CONDUCTOR Lurches and groans, FF falls off and lands in the aisle. RE flails, and ends up hanging from a stand-up-strap. RE: Oh, right. This is subway accomedation for you. Tess: AI! AI! Tesseract breaks his bow over the conductor's head. Churl: Oh yeah, that'll work. Tess: Look! Just because... Aldeilis: Good shot, Tesseract! THE CONDUCTOR has tangled it's hands and feet in the cheap bowstring, and is now struggling inanely on the floor. Tess: Ai! Ai! I mean... Ai... I, er meant to do that, yeah. Wayfarer:You think maybe we should be going now? Wayfarer opens the door in the froon of the car. Tess: Aye! Aye! The messageboard of the rings continues through the train. As they pass through the first class area, numerous teenagers sporting acne face and Abercrombie and Fitch T-shirts surround them. They stand there. Tess: AI! AI! Churl: Shut Up! Wayfarer: Well? The teenagers stand there with blank (aside from acne) faces. Wayfarer pokes the closest one. It falls over with a dull thud. Aldeilis: That's a bit anticlimactic. Samwise, Rogue Elf, and Frodo Friend push through the mass, simultaneously trying to support and cuddle the wounded elijah. FF: Hey! Wait up! Jersydevil: Erm... if he dies, can I have the ring? Rogue Elf: No. And he's not... JD: Aw, come on! Aldeilis: No JD: It's not like I'm going to do anything stupid with it... Tess: Look, just because I... Wayfarer: NO! The 'mighty wizard' puts a spell of silence on JersyDevil. FF: How did you do that? Wayfarer shrugs, and gestures to the flashing BLOCKED sighn tacked to JERSYDEVIL's back. RE: We must get out of here, Frodo is going to die! MONOTONE VOICE: faHEIGHT! Wayfarer: Oh, great. Tess: What's that? Look, just because I don't know this stuff MONOTONE VOICE: Balrog! Tess: Ai! Ai! A balrog has come. Churl: You've never played street fighter, have you? Tess: Look, just because I've Tesseract 12 is silenced by bad rap music. Something tries to come through the door, but fails because of it's immense bulk. Wayfarer: Come on! Me must get out of here. Wayfarer is trying to open the door to the next car. Rogue Elf: Couldn't you just, you know, put a spell or something on this one? The halfwits look askance at the bursting doorframe. Wayfarer: You know, put a spell or something on this one. Sure!Leave me to do all the dirty work will you? Cowards! Tess: Look, just because... Wayfarer: Shut up! Wayfarer walks to the door. Wayfarer: WELL? Get out of here! The messageboard of the ring flees through the next few cars. Wayfarer momentarily joins them. Aldailis: Well? Wayfarer: They just don't make doors like they used to. The Messageboard of the ring reaches the last car before the engine. the mechanism holding it to the rest of hte train is coming apart. Aldeilis: Jump! Tesseract jumps, trips over the edge, and rolls into the next car. Aldeilis hands him Frodo and Sam. The train lurches, and the gap becomes wider. Aldeilis picks up FrodoFriend and tosses her across. He then tosses Rogue Elf, and grabs Churl. Churl: NOBODY tosses a dwarf! Aldeilis looks at Wayfarer. Wayfarer shrugs and kicks churl across the widening gap. Tess: It looks liker we're gonna make it! The door behind Aldeilis and Wayfarer begisn to crack. Churl: SHUT UP! Tess: Look, just because... THE DOORS: CREAK! GROAN! Aldeilis: JUMP! Wayfarer: Ya think? WAYFARER and Aldeilis jump across. Tess: Yay! We're all safe! BALROG bursts fromt he wall. He is musclebound, and wears boxing gloves of enormous size. Churl: SHUT UP TESSERACT! Tess: Ai! Ai! at least it can't get any worse! The fellowship glares at tesseract. BALROG begins throwing false punches. EW: Disengage the cars... FF: FRODO! RE: FRODO!: SAM: FRODO! Aldeilis: He's Alive! Halfwits: He's sooo dreamy! EW: Disengage the cars... Jersydevil: That punch would have skewered a wild boar! or at least shoe leather! EW jumps to his feet : Disengage the *^*#&* cars! Wayfarer makes a snide comment and pulls a convinient lever. The cars snap apart, and the fellowhip begins to draw away. Tesseract: Ai, Ai, We're Free! Churl Smacks tesseract. Aldeilis: Will somebody gag him? Jersydevil: Look! Loght! We're almost there! The TRAIN ENGINE emerges from the tunnel, onto a high bridge. Wayfarer (sighingly): And I had SO hoped that the bridge scene would be cut! Tesseract: What? Look, just because... THE TRAIN ENGINE peters to a stop in the middle of the bridge. Wayfarer: Run, everybody! THE FELLOWHIP runs for the other side. BALROG Runs out of the tunnel. MONOTONE VOICE: Can we please have a fight here people? Wayfarer: I always did like RPG's better than fighting games. now, what was that combo again? Balrog comes to a stop before Wayfarer. He pounds his gloves together. Wayfarer: Let's see... L,A,R,R,B? No, that's not it... What do you want. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. BALROG throws a punch. WAYFARER evades. Wayfarer: This is getting tedious. Wayfarer: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the UBER LEET, wielder of the MAD SKILLZ! POWERGAMING will avail you not, RAMPANG PK! BALROG pulls out Dhalsim, and swings him like a whip. Tesseract12: Ai! Ai! WHERE WAS HE KEEPING THAT! Wayfarer smacks his staff on the bridge. The top breaks of, revealing a large button. HE PRESSES IT. The bridge underneath Balrog EXPLODES. He falls. Wayfarer: I am SO glad there was a sale on this stuff. BALROG Swings DHAlSIM. It grabs ondo wayfarers ankle, and starts chewing. Wayfarer: Ow. Wayfarer is pulled back over the edge. Wayfarer: Fly you fools! Tesseract: But, we... Wayfarer: I need a vacation... HE FALLS
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The Messageboardship runs to the edge of the bridge and looks down. At the bottom (it's sort of a large, gorge-like valley thing) they see Wayfarer lying next to the Balrog. Neither is moving.
RE: Is he . . . ? TS: What?! Just because -- Wayfarer and Balrog jump up and begin fighting with the bloody remains of the other passengers on the subway. FF: HOLY $#@&!! *covers eyes* EW: Aaaah!!! *jumps back* That's disgusting! Others make varying sounds of disgust. Sam looks sick. All: Aaaaaaahhhh!!! CH: Just leave him! I canna take this!! AL: Follow me! I must lead you now! And so, the Messageboardship nobly abandons their leader and runs away to save their own butts. AL: We will never, NEVER speak of what we just saw and did. Agreed? All: AGREED!! AL: We must make for the woods of Laurelindononinaldinolalahoochiemama. By nightfall . . . well, let's not talk about what may happen at nightfall. *glances uneasily back at gorge & bridge* The 8 remaining members of the Messageboardship slowly walk off in no particular direction. Soon the Halfwitlings begin to fall behind. No one notices until they are entirely out of sight. JD: *looking around* Great Beren! Where are the little ones? AL: Shoot! *runs back the way he came* RE, FF, and Sam are sitting in a little circle around EW. Some one in the group is making strange groaning noises. AL: Frodo! Get your lazy butt walking! Er, I mean . . . I forgot you were hurt! Can you walk? EW: Oh yes, I'm fine. Actually, the girls here are just admiring my muscles. *looks very pleased with himself* AL: But I heard groaning . . . as if some one were in pain. *EW flexes his bicep* Girls: Oooooooh!! AL: *sighs* Well, that explains that. Come on, you can watch his leg muscles while we walk. RE, FF & Sam: *squeal with delight* AL, RE, FF, EW, and Sam rejoin the Company. By this time, TS and CH are throwing food, sticks, and bits of paper at each other. TS: Ow! Just because -- CH: Stop that! TS: Just because -- CH: I said STOP THAT!! TS: JUST BECAUSE YOU -- CH: GRRRRRRAAAA!!! STOP!! THAT!!! AL: How did this happen? JD: Heh heh . . . I asked Churl and Tesseract if they thought Balrog's really have wings or not. AL: Anyway, let's continue on, shall we? They start walking. Ahead of them is a golden mist. As they walk blindly into the fog, a feeling of peace descends on the Company. It seems to the travellers as if they have come to a corner of the world where there is no evil, no Martha Stewart or Sauron, no hatred and meaningless quibbling. They have come to a place where the Elder Days yet live. They hear the gentle sound of water bubbling, and as they pass out of the fog, they see . . . TS: Nimrod! CH: What'd you call me??!! TS: Just because I said -- All: STOP THAT!! TS: What I meant was, we have reached Nimrod, the purest, largest, most divine jacuzzi in all of Middle-Earth! Sure enough, the Messageboardship can see a very large and inviting-looking jacuzzi just ahead. It's waters are clear and it bubbles with the sweet sound of a maiden singing. Halfwitlings: Oooooohh! AL: We have come to Laurelindononinaldinolalahoochiemama, the Golden Health Spa! All: Oooooohhhh!!! TS: Let us bathe our feet in the lovely waters of Nimrod!
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*frowns sadly*
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01-14-2002, 08:21 PM
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The Insufferable
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I am violent and evil.
Cower in the face of my sadistic wrath!
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Elven Warrior
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...ok, so was that a yes or no on the illustration thing?
...heheh golden health spa...
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01-14-2002, 08:29 PM
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Halfwitted
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MWA HA HA.
All right, all right, I changed it already! For those of you who did not have the benefit of seeing the ORIGINAL manuscript, Wayfarer was having . . . relations with a (female) Balrog instead of battling it with stray body parts. Bah, Humbug. I hope you're happy now, WY.  
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01-14-2002, 08:30 PM
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The Insufferable
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Erm...
Hey, you never know-female balrogs are probobly even 'hotter' than elves. ]: )
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Halfwitted
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Feraway, it's a go on the illustrations!! I, for one, would be very interested in what kind of demented pictures an already demented story can inspire.
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2001
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YAY! ^_^ I only ask but one favor, that each of you send char descriptions(or pics would be great!) via PM of yourselves (clothing ,skintone,hair color, hairtype, hairstyle, eye color, height, body build, ect) as you are in the story so I have something to go on in that area...aaannnd..thats all! Soon as I find time, I shall start conceptual desighn.
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**A large sign hangs on the small opening of the cave that leads to Rogue Elf's secret home. Scribbled on the sign in black marker says...**
Entrance to Rogue Elf's secret home. Please do not disturb! If wish to know the reason why, leave a little note behind. I promise I'll get back to you, but it may take a while to! --Saun **Little squirrels run up to the entrance and read the sign. Saddened, they scurry away.** [Five minutes later...] **Little squirrels return with pen and paper. They scribble a note and tape it firmly to the cave. Then they scurry off again. Out of the bushes a camera man sneaks up to the cave entrance, trying to read the little note.** Camera-man: [is caught in a trap net and pulled in the air] AAHHHHH!! Hey! That's not fair! |
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The Bird Bath of Galadriel...
(The Messageboardship travel into Laurelindononinaldinolalahoochiemama, the Golden Health Spa, excited and enamored. A tall and fair Elf-looking lady with strawberry blonde hair smiles at them welcomingly.)
Fair Elf-Lady: Dear travelers, rest your aching feet, soothe your dry and rough skin, receive beautiful French peticures and manicures...for you are now inside the Golden Health Spa, home of Nimrod, the purest, largest, most divine jacuzzi in all of Middle-Earth... Churl: [gazing lovingly into the Elf-lady's eyes] Tesseract: Finally! A place where I can have a civil conversation with one of my kind! Passerby Elf: Hello, Tesseract! It has been long, my dear old friend! Tesseract: Ai! Ai! Tell me it is not you, Andustar! Andustar: Ah, but it is! Tesseract: You know, just because I-- Andustar: Yes, I know just because you-- Tesseract: But I thought no one knew just because I-- Andustar: But I knew just because you-- Tesseract: Oh, Andustar, I knew just because you-- Jerseydevil: SOMEONE SHUT THAT RACKET UP! Fair Elf-Lady: That is no way to speak to in this peaceful place... Churl: [is staring so hard he's beginning to drool] Elijah: Come with me, my fellow Hobbits! We, I say, are going to the jacuzzi. (FrodoFriend, Sam, and Rogue Elf all squeal happily and follow Elijah to the jacuzzi nearby.) Fair Elf-Lady: After you have groomed yourselves to beauty...sleep a soft, dreamful sleep of peace tonight. Tomorrow we shall talk... [walks away] Churl: [still stands in the same place drooling] From the jacuzzi can be heard sweet laughter and innocent song... Sing hey! for the bath at close of day that washes the weary mud away! A loon is he that will not sing... (Back in Rivedell...) Hugo: O! Water Hot is a noble thing! [laughs] Oh, I just love that song... [eats a handful of popcorn and sips at his Pepsi] (Back in the Golden Health Spa...) (Everyone is sleeping peacefully. The Fair Elf-Lady glides across the stone steps down into a beautiful rounded area of grass and glade, where in the middle sits what looks like an elegant bird bath. At the last step, she trips, and falls flat on her face, causing enough racket to wake the dead.) EW: [jerks up in his sleep] RE: [jerks up in her sleep] FF: [jerks up in her sleep] Sam: [rolls over] (Elijah, FrodoFriend, & Rogue Elf blink.) Elijah: Eh...let her sleep. (The three Hobbits were about to leave when Sam suddenly jumped up.) Sam: AHA! Treacherous little Hobbits, you are! Trying to go somewhere without me. Rogue Elf: AHH! You were awake! Talk about treacherous... FrodoFriend: [slaps RE upside the head] Hey, she's our friend to begin with you evil Hobbit! Rogue Elf: [begins crying] Why's everyone yelling at me?! EW: That's IT! EVERYONE APOLOGIZE! Then, we can go to the friggin' bird bath as if it's really THAT important!!! (Everyone grumbles and apologizes, then the four Hobbits tread out of their room into the unknown grounds of Laurelindononinaldinolalahoochiemama. They see glittering strings of lights everywhere and follow a stone path down some stone stairs to a silver bird bath.) Rogue Elf: Ooh! The Bath Song! EW, FF, & Sam: NO! Rogue Elf: [looking disppointed] Oh, alright... [kicks a stone] (The stone flies into the air and kills a bird. It falls splat into the "bird bath". EW, FF & Sam slowly turn to stare at RE.) Rogue Elf: Uhh....oops? (The three of them walk towards the "bird bath" carefully...when suddenly the Fair Elf-Lady jumps out of the bushes and yells, "Gotcha!") EW, FF, RE, & Sam: AHHH!!! Fair Elf-Lady: Oh, sorry, I was just practicing my...SNEAK ATTACK! EW, FF, RE, & Sam: AHHH!!! Fair Elf-Lady: All right, little ones, time to be serious. What are you cute little deliciously looking Hobbits doing out so late? EW, FF, RE, & Sam: [stare awkwardly at Fair Elf-Lady] Fair Elf-Lady: My name is Galadriel for Eru's sake. EW, FF, RE, & Sam: [stare awkwardly at Galadriel] Galadriel: [smiling warmly] Thank you. Now, tell me, would you like to see the future? EW: [hopefully] Are you a fortune teller? Galadriel: Oh, heavens no! But I have connections. FF: Like who? Sam: Yeah, I'd like to know... Galadriel: Here, let me get out my cell phone... [dials up a number] It's ringing, hold on... (Finally Galadriel gives the cell phone to EW. EW takes it and holds it up to his ear.) Jamaican Voice: Welcome to Miss Cleo's Hotline! I can tell you wish to know the secrets that lie around you! Press one if this is so! EW: [presses one] Jamaican Voice: Welcome to Miss Cleo's Hotline! This is Miss Cleo! Tell me, what do you wish to know? EW: The thoughts of all my traveling companions. I have the odd feeling one of them wants to steal the One Ring and betray us all. Miss Cleo: Ah! Easy! Let me draw out my cards... [long silence] ...oh, no...dear child...you know the tall twelve-year-old Elf? EW: Tesseract! Miss Cleo: He does not like Churl. EW: Tell me something I don't know. Miss Cleo: The three "Hobbit" girls all have dirty thoughts about you. EW: I said something I didn't know! Miss Cleo: Well, well, picky one, aren't we...hmm...let's see...ohhh, no...this is not good...not good at all... EW: What?! What?! I wish to know! Miss Cleo: Lily is breaking up with Charlie and hooking up with that scumbag Lonny...what a sorry turn for such a good show-- EW: Something about ME for Eru's sake! Miss Cleo: You pretend to be manly, but know deep inside you're a woman. A tall man wearing a bright colored jersey will try to steal your jewelry, and something will go wrong...look into the silver basin to see what is to come... (EW looks at Galadriel's silver basin. He slowly walks towards it, and finally, leans over to look in.) EW: [drops the phone] AHH!! Death! Death! I see death! Rogue Elf: Nah...it's just the birdie I accidently killed-- Galadriel: [gives RE a sharp look] Rogue Elf: [gives Galadriel a sharper look] Galadriel: [gives RE an even sharper look] Rogue Elf: [gives Galadriel a look so sharp it cuts] Galadriel: Oww! What was that for?! Rogue Elf: You started it. FrodoFriend: I'm tired... Sam: Can we go back to sleep? Rogue Elf: Sure, let's go. (RE, FF, & Sam carry the mortified EW back to their room where they all peacefully fall asleep. All except for EW...) Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 01-15-2002 at 08:00 AM. |
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Elijah Wood lies dreaming in Laurelindonon . . . Laurelindan . . . yeah, anyway, he lies dreaming uneasily.
(In EW's dream) WY: Frodo . . . Froooodoooo . . . EW: Wayfarer! It's you! WY: Frodo . . . you must avenge my death, Frodo . . . EW: But you're not dead. WY: *looks irritated* That's beside the point! Anyway, you're wasting time. You need to get the Ring to Mordor, and you know he's going to try and take it! EW: I know what I must do . . . it's just that I'm afraid to do it. WY: What? EW: Why did the Ring come to me? I wish I had never seen it! WY: Huh? EW: Must I always be alone? WY: *snores* EW: What is it with this dream? It's not very helpful. (RE, FF & Sam run up, giggling) EW: That's it. I'm outta here. EW wakes up and looks around. It's daylight and Galadriel is standing next to him. Churl is gazing lovingly into her eyes. Galadriel: It is time for you to depart. But first, I will give you your gifts. *gives Frodo a small phial that smells faintly of lilacs* This is the Phial of Galadriel. May it be a light to you when all other lights go out. EW: But this is body lotion. Galadriel: Look, do you want a gift or not?! EW: *grumbles* Galadriel: Samwise of the Shire, I give you . . . this. *hands him a small box. Sam opens it.* Sam: Cool! Pixie sticks! *eats the magical, shining dust in the box* Galadriel: No, that was . . . ! Oh, never mind! *irritably hands out the rest of the gifts. RE gets a bottle-opener, FF a Magnadoodle, Aldesign a new wallet, Tesseract some cat nip, and Jerseydevil an old shoe* Galadriel: And what could I offer you, Master Dwarf? Churl: *gazing lovingly into Galadriel's eyes* If I might ask . . . a lock of your hair, m'lady. Galadriel: *hands him a Tootsie Pop* Here you go. All right, run along now! EW: But -- Galadriel: I said "Run along!" The Messageboardship reluctantly leaves the Golden Health Spa, Churl gazing lovingly at his Tootsie Pop. Only EW notices a small, dark creature following them. After a while, he says quietly: EW: I think some one is following us. *panic ensues* AL: *draws sword and yells at the sky* Show yourself, coward! TS: Just because -- CH: SHUT UP!! Sam: The sky is falling, the sky is falling! FF: The pale king! The pale king! RE: *points at FF* Witch!! Witch!! TS: Just because there's -- CH: NOOO!! JD: The Ring! I must have the Ring! *everyone shuts up and stares at JD* JD: Er, I mean . . . I must . . . sing! I must sing! *sings "Zipedeedoodah." Everyone applauds and they continue on as before* The Messageboardship can now see a large hill looming up ahead of them. AL: There is Amon Stan, the Hill of Stan in the Common Tongue. FF: Why's it called that? AL: Beats me. The Company sits down in the shade of some trees on Amon Stan. AL: Here we must decide on our path to Mordor. I do not know what Wayfarer planned to do after this point. Most likely he would have told us to go to hell and said he needed a vacation, but unfortunately, we are bereft of his wisdom. All: *sit in solemn silence. JD is watching EW out of the corner of his eye.* AL: Well, Frodo, it seems the choice is yours. EW looks at the Ring. He looks at his companions. His gaze lingers on Rogue Elf, Samwise, and FrodoFriend. EW: Give me an hour alone and I will tell you my decision. *gets up and walks off into the woods. JD's eyes follow him.* The Company sits in silence . . .
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Hmmmmmm. Leavin me behind when you went to the Birdbath of Galadriel and saying I SNORED. I am almost nearly offended. If I weren't friends with you well then I would challenge you to a duel. Well dont do it again or else I kick yous bottems.
And for the comic. I will be posting longer and more story orientated tommorrow.I've also been wondering. What will happen when the fellowship breaks? Will Merry and Pippin go that way while I go with Frodo or will ALL the Hobbits go to plauge EW worse than he is?Then what of Eoywen or Beregond. Just wondering Sam
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Hmmm, well I personally think all the Hobbits should go together . . . I'll write the Breaking tomorrow if no one does it before then.
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I thought it would be funny if someone was too tired to wake up. Sorry if that "offended" you. It's not like they did anything that really left you out. Plus, it's just a story.
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01-15-2002, 08:02 AM
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The Rogue Elf
Join Date: Jan 2002
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There, I changed it.
And as so not to offend anyone else, you might as well make all the Hobbits go together to Mordor. Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 01-15-2002 at 08:04 AM. |
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