Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room... - Page 5

Stalker in the Starlight · 06-20-2002, 02:29 PM

Ah, do I have to do BAD things to them? Well, if I must, I must...
Grima: Oh, after what he put Eowyn through, you don't even want to KNOW...but I'll think of it eventually...*sulks off brooding*
Saruman: Force him to watch 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' 42,324,454 times since he's got that thing for Many Colors. Then do something even WORSE (which I can't think of yet but will eventually) for promising Eowyn to Grima...
Bill Ferny: Tie him up, force him to pull a plow/cart/etc, throw apples at his head, treat him like a horse (No, I do NOT throw apples at horses' heads!) and then...umm...enter him in the Kentucky Derby, just for kicks.

Gollum: Wrap him in a nice, snuggly-soft, newly-washed, smells-like-fresh-cut-flowers-on-a-bright-spring-day Elven cloak
Melkor: FREE HIM! Allow him to run rampart once more and terrorize all of Arda and destroy all the Elves, with me at his side as his evil Second-in-Command, armed with my own ultimatley evil weapon of destruction and mass terror! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Orcs: Force them to perform circus tricks (Note: You have to read a fic my friend is writing to understand this; when she's done I'll post a link so you can understand)
Sauron: ...something that does not belong within 1,000 mile radius of a PG-13 message board...I have a...disturbing thing for men with ultimatley evil symbols of power disguised as jewelry and shiny armor...oooh, shininess...*drools*
Hmm...must re-read the Sil, then maybe I can work on some more...

Christiana · 06-22-2002, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wayfarer

Balrog:Ask if he has a sister.

suspisios,if u ask me.

Quote:

Sauron: ...something that does not belong within 1,000 mile radius of a PG-13 message board...I have a...disturbing thing for men with ultimatley evil symbols of power disguised as jewelry and shiny armor...oooh, shininess...*drools*

very suspicios.

Quote:

Gonedaft, gladys, and half'n'half

who?

Lanelf · 06-22-2002, 05:37 AM

Gollum: Say aaawww, give him a hug and singalong with rehab.

Saruman: kick him so hard his head flies a mile.

Sauron: Dress him up in urple clothes! (you have to have read the Official Fanfic University of Middle-Earth to get this - it's on fanfiction.net by Camilla Sandman)

Gandalf: I know I'll get killed for this, he may not have technically been bad but he picked on Pippin, and I'd decrease his intelligence so Pip can pick on him.

Sorry, I know I'll be flamed, but I really hate Gandalf. *cringe and hide behind very big rock*

Christiana · 06-22-2002, 11:46 AM

*flames her*

Sicirus · 06-22-2002, 09:37 PM

*growls then chases her down the shire road*

Lanelf · 06-28-2002, 10:58 PM

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Run away!*runs away*

Christiana · 06-29-2002, 12:06 AM

Yes,run away u ybc.

Sicirus · 06-29-2002, 03:33 PM

*runs faster than blocks her from escape in a corner*
Never say Gandalf is bad.
Ok UM Thats all.
*walks away.*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-30-2002, 05:25 AM

*Katt jumps up to defend Lanelf*

Katt~ To hurt her, you have to get through me!

*All look down at Katt and laugh*

Katt~ *Sulky Look*

(I've been doing RPG's too much)

Well anyway...

Sauroman: Make a fake pallenteer with The Eye in it and throw it at his head

Sauron: Poke him in the eye!

Shelob: Play the drums on her belly.

Random Ork: Hit him as high as I can which would be the stomach. He'd laugh cuz it wouldn't hurt. Then I'd kick him really hard in the shin. He'd cry. I'd laugh.

Gollum: Set him free saying "Now you be a good Smeagol."

I really like Gollum. It's not his fault! *Runs and hides behind Lanelf.* It's your turn.

Sicirus · 06-30-2002, 08:51 PM

I don't blame you for thinking that K-k-h cause Gollum really was just entimadated by the ring and he was adicted by it's evil powers.

Lanelf · 06-30-2002, 11:11 PM

Wow! Thanks Katt! *Great big virtual hug*
*to the rest of the moot* See, we're not bad people! *Hugs all round* For did the Lord not say, "Hug thine enemies"? Not that we're enemies or anything... Ok, shutting up right now.

The Ringbearer · 07-01-2002, 01:01 AM

Ha. Good try, Lanelf. *brings Mr. Smaug over to give her the flaming of her life*

That would be LOVE thine enemies, you nassty, tricksssy girl......

BTW.........GANDALF IS A GOOD GUY!!!!!! I don't have anything against Pippin, but he DID get to pushing it a bit. He just apparently doesn't know when to take the hint!

Christiana · 07-01-2002, 01:04 AM

Yeh w/ that palantir.sheesh,those might have been made by Feanor,for pets sake.

The Ringbearer · 07-02-2002, 02:46 AM

Weren't they?

Christiana · 07-03-2002, 10:38 PM

sorry!they were

Lanelf · 07-04-2002, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Ha. Good try, Lanelf. *brings Mr. Smaug over to give her the flaming of her life*

*Fangirl squeal* Smauuuuuugggyyyyyyyyyy! *runs over and big-hugs Mr. Smaug.* I'n'e cute???????????
</fangirl>

Christiana · 07-05-2002, 01:19 AM

*Smaug snorts,setting her hair on fire*

Melkor · 07-05-2002, 03:44 AM

hi hows u all doin?

samwiselvr2008 · 07-05-2002, 02:21 PM

i would tie up golum (just b/c sam hated him) and then i would dangle a little fake ring that looks like the One Ring in front of him... if onley he did not die

. that runes all the fun!

The Ringbearer · 07-06-2002, 03:53 AM

Has anyone else noticed that we have a Valar-gone-bad in our midst?

Lol, Christiana!

06-20-2002, 02:29 PM	#81
Stalker in the Starlight Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Right behind you! BOO! Posts: 24	Ah, do I have to do BAD things to them? Well, if I must, I must... Grima: Oh, after what he put Eowyn through, you don't even want to KNOW...but I'll think of it eventually...sulks off brooding Saruman: Force him to watch 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' 42,324,454 times since he's got that thing for Many Colors. Then do something even WORSE (which I can't think of yet but will eventually) for promising Eowyn to Grima... Bill Ferny: Tie him up, force him to pull a plow/cart/etc, throw apples at his head, treat him like a horse (No, I do NOT throw apples at horses' heads!) and then...umm...enter him in the Kentucky Derby, just for kicks. Gollum: Wrap him in a nice, snuggly-soft, newly-washed, smells-like-fresh-cut-flowers-on-a-bright-spring-day Elven cloak Melkor: FREE HIM! Allow him to run rampart once more and terrorize all of Arda and destroy all the Elves, with me at his side as his evil Second-in-Command, armed with my own ultimatley evil weapon of destruction and mass terror! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Orcs: Force them to perform circus tricks (Note: You have to read a fic my friend is writing to understand this; when she's done I'll post a link so you can understand) Sauron: ...something that does not belong within 1,000 mile radius of a PG-13 message board...I have a...disturbing thing for men with ultimatley evil symbols of power disguised as jewelry and shiny armor...oooh, shininess...drools Hmm...must re-read the Sil, then maybe I can work on some more... __________________ 'Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing? Where is the hand on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing? Where is the spring and the harevest and the tall corn growing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow; The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning, Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?' -Lament of the Rohirrim, II 132-33 ~CARPE DIEM!~

06-22-2002, 05:37 AM	#83
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	Gollum: Say aaawww, give him a hug and singalong with rehab. Saruman: kick him so hard his head flies a mile. Sauron: Dress him up in urple clothes! (you have to have read the Official Fanfic University of Middle-Earth to get this - it's on fanfiction.net by Camilla Sandman) Gandalf: I know I'll get killed for this, he may not have technically been bad but he picked on Pippin, and I'd decrease his intelligence so Pip can pick on him. Sorry, I know I'll be flamed, but I really hate Gandalf. cringe and hide behind very big rock __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

06-22-2002, 11:46 AM	#84
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	flames her __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-22-2002, 09:37 PM	#85
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	growls then chases her down the shire road __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-28-2002, 10:58 PM	#86
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Run away!runs away __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

06-29-2002, 12:06 AM	#87
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Yes,run away u ybc. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-29-2002, 03:33 PM	#88
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	runs faster than blocks her from escape in a corner Never say Gandalf is bad. Ok UM Thats all. walks away. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-30-2002, 05:25 AM	#89
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Katt jumps up to defend Lanelf Katt~ To hurt her, you have to get through me! All look down at Katt and laugh Katt~ Sulky Look (I've been doing RPG's too much) Well anyway... Sauroman: Make a fake pallenteer with The Eye in it and throw it at his head Sauron: Poke him in the eye! Shelob: Play the drums on her belly. Random Ork: Hit him as high as I can which would be the stomach. He'd laugh cuz it wouldn't hurt. Then I'd kick him really hard in the shin. He'd cry. I'd laugh. Gollum: Set him free saying "Now you be a good Smeagol." I really like Gollum. It's not his fault! Runs and hides behind Lanelf. It's your turn. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-30-2002, 08:51 PM	#90
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	I don't blame you for thinking that K-k-h cause Gollum really was just entimadated by the ring and he was adicted by it's evil powers. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-30-2002, 11:11 PM	#91
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	Wow! Thanks Katt! Great big virtual hug to the rest of the moot See, we're not bad people! Hugs all round For did the Lord not say, "Hug thine enemies"? Not that we're enemies or anything... Ok, shutting up right now. __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

07-01-2002, 01:01 AM	#92
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Ha. Good try, Lanelf. brings Mr. Smaug over to give her the flaming of her life That would be LOVE thine enemies, you nassty, tricksssy girl...... BTW.........GANDALF IS A GOOD GUY!!!!!! I don't have anything against Pippin, but he DID get to pushing it a bit. He just apparently doesn't know when to take the hint! __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

07-01-2002, 01:04 AM	#93
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Yeh w/ that palantir.sheesh,those might have been made by Feanor,for pets sake. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

07-02-2002, 02:46 AM	#94
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Weren't they? __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

07-03-2002, 10:38 PM	#95
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	sorry!they were __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

07-05-2002, 01:19 AM	#97
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Smaug snorts,setting her hair on fire __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

07-05-2002, 03:44 AM	#98
Melkor Sapling Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: uk Posts: 3	be afraid be very AFRAID! hi hows u all doin? Last edited by Melkor : 07-05-2002 at 03:49 AM.

07-05-2002, 02:21 PM	#99
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	i would tie up golum (just b/c sam hated him) and then i would dangle a little fake ring that looks like the One Ring in front of him... if onley he did not die. that runes all the fun! __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

07-06-2002, 03:53 AM	#100
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Has anyone else noticed that we have a Valar-gone-bad in our midst? Lol, Christiana! __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

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