the stay at rivendell - Page 5

BeardofPants · 05-01-2002, 04:54 PM

<Cleans mind out with strawberry scented soap.>

*Innocent look.*

*Chucks collar into river.*

Wulažg · 05-01-2002, 04:56 PM

I don't even want to know

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 05:01 PM

*Corpse of dead orc is necromantically raised by contact with the master collar*

Whuuuuugh....

SNiff--

I smell..

I smelll....

BRAINS!

*snif* *sniff*

Strawberry Brains!

Sluuurp!

BeardofPants · 05-01-2002, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Strawberry Brains!

Sluuurp!

Haha! More fool you. I'm a sheep. I don't have any brains. Baaaaa.

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 05:26 PM

OOOOH! SHeeeeep.

*evil grin*

Comic Book Guy · 05-01-2002, 05:27 PM

Keep on Topic and quit chatting.

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 05:29 PM

That's correct. There was no record of sheep at Rivendell, come to think of it. Not goats, not chickens, nor cows.

They did have a stable however.

And where did they get their leafy greens?

Sicirus · 05-01-2002, 06:32 PM

I think There had to be some type of meat source. Or are all the elves vegetariens like Beren. Beren was helped by the animals so he became a vegetarien I wonder If it is the same way with the elves.

"

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 06:36 PM

No... I think I remember roasts and such at elven feasts.

Though it Might have been the woodelves only...

Wulažg · 05-01-2002, 06:59 PM

Those wood elves would eat their own mothers. You've got to wonder what's in that lembas though.

Sicirus · 05-01-2002, 07:39 PM

I don't want to know. But for all we know it could have been there decest horses or someone had the anger to kill there friend who got with there crush and killed him and hid the bidy parts in the lembas.
Elves gone bad.

Blackheart · 05-01-2002, 10:34 PM

Errr. I' think Lembas is made from wheat or some other eincorn brought by the Noldor out of valinor. Actually...

*shrugs*

Wulažg · 05-02-2002, 04:14 PM

I heard somewhere that it was made of dwarves, hence the enmity between the two races. And it explains some of Gimli's mutterings.

Sicirus · 05-02-2002, 04:50 PM

Or it could have been alchole with weat and to much sugar.
You know how allmost all of tolkiens characters find pleasure in drinking and smoking. I wonder if when they skip to themorning if the Hobbits get drunk with the elves and humans and dwarves then some unknown character has a heart attack from inhaling to much drugs.
The horror.

Blackheart · 05-03-2002, 11:13 AM

Hmmph. No more hobbits doing shrooms jokes!

Sicirus · 05-03-2002, 05:10 PM

Huh ware did that come up?

"Galloping down the road at night. not a famous knight, King or queen. But Sicirus the weary wolf at flight."

Elfmaster XK · 05-03-2002, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackheart
Errr. I' think Lembas is made from wheat or some other eincorn brought by the Noldor out of valinor. Actually...

*shrugs*

Taste edible paper, then you'll know what lembas is like! Eck! Wafers...

Lightice · 05-04-2002, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK

Taste edible paper, then you'll know what lembas is like! Eck! Wafers...

I don't think so. Lembas was said to be very tasty, for beginning, but others than elves grew bored to it very quickly.

Sicirus · 05-04-2002, 06:17 PM

Well figures with all that so called sugar packed in it and if it was all you had left to eat who would't get tired of it. I know I would.

Occasionally Jay · 05-04-2002, 07:29 PM

I thought non-elves liked Lembas, too, even for extended periods of time.

I LIKE wafers. They are yummy. I've often considering finding the supplier for our local church so I could buy them in bulk.

05-01-2002, 04:54 PM	#81
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	<Cleans mind out with strawberry scented soap.> Innocent look. Chucks collar into river. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-01-2002, 05:01 PM	#83
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Corpse of dead orc is necromantically raised by contact with the master collar Whuuuuugh.... SNiff-- I smell.. I smelll.... BRAINS! snif sniff Strawberry Brains! Sluuurp! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-01-2002, 05:26 PM	#85
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	OOOOH! SHeeeeep. evil grin __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... Last edited by Blackheart : 05-01-2002 at 05:27 PM.

05-01-2002, 05:29 PM	#87
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	That's correct. There was no record of sheep at Rivendell, come to think of it. Not goats, not chickens, nor cows. They did have a stable however. And where did they get their leafy greens? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-01-2002, 06:36 PM	#89
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	No... I think I remember roasts and such at elven feasts. Though it Might have been the woodelves only... __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-01-2002, 04:56 PM	#82
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I don't even want to know

05-01-2002, 05:27 PM	#86
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Keep on Topic and quit chatting.

05-01-2002, 06:32 PM	#88
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	I think There had to be some type of meat source. Or are all the elves vegetariens like Beren. Beren was helped by the animals so he became a vegetarien I wonder If it is the same way with the elves. "

05-01-2002, 06:59 PM	#90
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Those wood elves would eat their own mothers. You've got to wonder what's in that lembas though.

05-01-2002, 07:39 PM	#91
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	I don't want to know. But for all we know it could have been there decest horses or someone had the anger to kill there friend who got with there crush and killed him and hid the bidy parts in the lembas. Elves gone bad.

05-01-2002, 10:34 PM	#92
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Errr. I' think Lembas is made from wheat or some other eincorn brought by the Noldor out of valinor. Actually... shrugs __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-02-2002, 04:14 PM	#93
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I heard somewhere that it was made of dwarves, hence the enmity between the two races. And it explains some of Gimli's mutterings.

05-02-2002, 04:50 PM	#94
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Or it could have been alchole with weat and to much sugar. You know how allmost all of tolkiens characters find pleasure in drinking and smoking. I wonder if when they skip to themorning if the Hobbits get drunk with the elves and humans and dwarves then some unknown character has a heart attack from inhaling to much drugs. The horror.

05-03-2002, 11:13 AM	#95
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Hmmph. No more hobbits doing shrooms jokes! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-03-2002, 05:10 PM	#96
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Huh ware did that come up? "Galloping down the road at night. not a famous knight, King or queen. But Sicirus the weary wolf at flight."

05-04-2002, 06:17 PM	#99
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Well figures with all that so called sugar packed in it and if it was all you had left to eat who would't get tired of it. I know I would. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-04-2002, 07:29 PM	#100
Occasionally Jay Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 51	I thought non-elves liked Lembas, too, even for extended periods of time. I LIKE wafers. They are yummy. I've often considering finding the supplier for our local church so I could buy them in bulk. __________________ There's a light house in the middle of Prussia/ A white house in a, red square.. (He's a real hoopy Frodo who always knows where his towel is.)

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