Entmock (a mock court) - Page 4

PippinTook · 12-23-2003, 05:48 PM

oh, I forgot, you live in Canada right? Canada is cool.

"sounds good!" said Pip, oblivious to anything but his ale.

short and meaningless post

**Nurvingiel** · 12-24-2003, 05:03 AM

OOC: I sure do live in Canada! I'm glad you think it's cool.

Hey, We're the only regular posters now, so I say we hijack all the characters after ours have eaten lunch, and godmod like there's no tomorrow!

I don't want to be mean, but I don't want the thread to die either. Then, when people come back, they can have their characters back. I know it's not completely seamless, but it's just an idea anyway. If doing that is super taboo in the RPG forum, forget I ever said anything.

Right, it's time to relax. There will be plenty of time to think about the court case later, thought Faramir. "So, what kind of ale is that Pippin? Mine's Ugly Ale, but it actually tastes quite good. Want to try some?" he offered. "Do you want to try Sam?"

PippinTook · 12-24-2003, 10:58 AM

"This is Albert's ale, its not too bad, I wonder who albert is, if I should find him, I should give him a good pat on the back!" said Pippin. "Like I always say, its nothing like the Green DRagon. You know what, this pub needs a bit of spirit!" said Pip climbing up on the table, he cleared his voice loudly and began to sing.

Oh, ale is good and ale is fine,
whiskey, beer and a bottle of wine,
Oh you can have your albert,
and your Ugly ale too,
But nothing compares to a pint,
from the Green dragon, or two!
So take your ale, and drink them by the flagon,
But no ale will compare, to that of the Green Dragon!

After a standing ovation, Pip took his seat proudly.

hehee, I used the green dragon line again, love that one.
-Pip

**Nurvingiel** · 12-28-2003, 05:08 AM

Faramir laughed, but did not join in the chorus. I should spend more time with this merry hobbit, he thought, I feel more relaxed and cheerful already. Faramir tried not to think about how he was a juror in a trial involving his wife, and a complex one at that. He tried not to think about the implications of a guilty verdict against Legolas. But would innocent mean nothing had happened? He would have a hand in it either way.

PippinTook · 12-28-2003, 04:19 PM

"Really faramir, I hear you have a loverly voice, you should take a shot at it!" said Pip pulling out his pouch full of leaf. "Would you look at that, all gone." said pip despairingly. "I have some, Mister Pippin." said sam handing him his pouch.
"Jolly good, Sam! You know, you dont smoke enough." said Pip filling his pipe.
"And you smoke too much, if you pardon me sir." said Sam.
"Consider yourself pardoned, I do smoke my share, and yours too!" said Pip puffing out a smoke ring.
"Do you like to smoke faramir?" asked Pip.

teehee, I always loved convrsations about ale songs and leaf. heehee, I am a hobbit.
-pip

Gulio, Strength of Many · 12-28-2003, 06:06 PM

ooc: Canada rules!

We eat fish and chips a bit here in Alaska, and the best I've ever had was at Fish on a Stick (Mmmmmm) in Homer. Yummy taters....fried fishes......on a stick.......

ic: "Oi! Pip! Wait up!" Merry shouted after his friend. Pippin must not have heard him, because he followed Faramir and Sam outside. Merry lost sight of the trio in the insuing (Is it spelled with an 'e' or an 'i'?) choas. Everyone was eager to get the heck out of the stuffy courtroom, and one lone Hobbit is easily lost in a mob of Big People in a hurry.

Finally, Merry made it outside. He couldn't find Pippin anywhere, and was in dire need of an ale, so he decided to go to the first pub he saw. Most likely where Pippin went, anyways, he thought. Up ahead, an inn called the Eagle and Child. Merry thought this was a rather strange name, butif they had ale, the name didn't really matter. He was hungry too, sitting in the court had made him miss second breakfast and elevensies! He went into the pub, and heard Pippin singing. "Peregrin Took! Where in the name of pipeweed are you?!" He shouted.

PippinTook · 12-28-2003, 07:18 PM

"Oh, hullo Merry! You missed my song!" said Pip jubiantly(ooo, thats a big word, i probably spelt it wrong). Pip handed Merry and ale, "albert's, very good. not green dragon worthy, but not bad." he said. "We should be getting back to the courtroom." said a random confused juror.

we need to move along, teehee.

Fimbrethil · 12-29-2003, 01:39 PM

OOC:For future reference we just jumped back to the court room. Becasue I am judge and I said so.

"After speaking with most of the jury, soem were indisposed. I have decided to dimiss this case! Eowyn you are not to go near Legolas and the same for him. I hope in the future your husband will keep a closer watch on you." *bangs gafel* "Next case!"

Case 2: Frodo versues Boromir:
This cudly hobbit is angry. Boromir has a pervy hobbit fancier for years, finnally he took it to far. Find out what happened and decide to throw Boromir t othe wargs or let him off.

*Chacters are the same.*

Adrian Baggins · 12-30-2003, 06:03 PM

Hey, can I make a request.....can I like defend Frodo, but as his sister...? Pwease???

PippinTook · 12-30-2003, 06:59 PM

teehee. someone else start.

Nariel · 12-31-2003, 01:05 PM

okay, since I wasn't there I guess I could be an impartial party, so that would make me jury, right?

**Nurvingiel** · 12-31-2003, 06:29 PM

OOC: What we really need are movers and shakers of the plot. Jurors are observers. I personally think we need more witnesses. (Who actually saw stuff.)

Back at the courtroom, Faramir was no longer bored. At least not yet. He had enjoyed his lunch with Pippin and Sam, and the late addition of Merry.

Though he continued to dread the case, because of Eowyn, he felt optimistically it was about to get interesting.

Faramir took his seat next to Sam.

Fimbrethil · 01-01-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adrian Baggins
Hey, can I make a request.....can I like defend Frodo, but as his sister...? Pwease???

Course you can. Well feel free to call whom ever you want as a witness but if no one is playing that person you'll have to do it yourself. Of course it's always good for witnesses to have witnessed something. (I don't know what I was thinking.)

**Nurvingiel** · 01-03-2004, 03:55 AM

OOC: Aren't we doing the Legolas-Eowyn one?

Gulio, Strength of Many · 01-03-2004, 09:35 PM

Merry sat down next to Pippin in the courtroom. Now Boromir was on trial for being a pervy Hobbit-fancier. Too bad, Merry thought, He was really brave, saving Pip and I. Wait a minute....pervy Hobbit-fancier.....he saved Pip and I...... Oh my.....

Legoles · 01-03-2004, 10:07 PM

Oh dear.. meh-heh!

I'll play Glorfiendiel [SP?]

"Wow, never thought of him that way..."

**Nurvingiel** · 01-04-2004, 02:10 AM

After Eowyn and Legolas' case was concluded, Faramir met Eowyn outside the courtroom. She was angry that Legolas hadn't been punished, but Faramir felt it was just since there hadn't been any evidence against the elf.

Keep a closer eye on her... the judge's last words stung Faramir. They reflected some of the problems they had been having in their marriage recently. He didn't think for a moment that there was anything between his wife and Legolas. It's just that Eowyn had been increasingly angrier recently, as if she was looking for a fight.

He realized a solution; so obvious and perfect! "Eowyn, there's a company leaving Minas Tirith today, for Ithilien. I know you retired from the army when we were married, but you can join them if you like."

(Sorry to Godmod Eowyn, but I think this fits, and the case is over anyway.)

A smile slowly spead across Eowyn's fair face. She hadn't realized it, but she longed for battle. Faramir's suggestion had outlined it for her. "I will join them, thank you. Will you come too?"

"No, I wish I could, but I will defend Boromir in this next case," said Faramir sadly. "I owe it to his memory to prove he died in all honour." He told her where and when to meet his men.

"I understand," said Eowyn. She kissed Faramir goodbye, and left to join the company.

Faramir went back into the courtroom quietly and took a seat in the front row. He waited for the right time to defend his brother.

OOC: I'm assuming that Boromir's dead here, correct me if I'm wrong.

samwiselvr2008 · 01-04-2004, 06:27 PM

OOC: this sounds like fun, any more room for one more? Any one that I could be?

Nariel · 01-05-2004, 12:56 PM

Nice way to tell me I'm not wanted in the game. Thanks a lot, Nurv. I'll just leave now.

HAHAHAHA!!! I had you so good!!! Just kidding, no offense Nurv... Eowyn can't do much here anyway! She doesn't know anything aobut hobbits or Bobomir.... I spelled that wrong on purpose.

Adrian Baggins · 01-05-2004, 02:34 PM

Adrian walked into the courtroom, followed by her brother, Frodo, and his attourney, Celeborn.

12-23-2003, 05:48 PM	#61
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	oh, I forgot, you live in Canada right? Canada is cool. "sounds good!" said Pip, oblivious to anything but his ale. short and meaningless post __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

12-24-2003, 10:58 AM	#63
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	"This is Albert's ale, its not too bad, I wonder who albert is, if I should find him, I should give him a good pat on the back!" said Pippin. "Like I always say, its nothing like the Green DRagon. You know what, this pub needs a bit of spirit!" said Pip climbing up on the table, he cleared his voice loudly and began to sing. Oh, ale is good and ale is fine, whiskey, beer and a bottle of wine, Oh you can have your albert, and your Ugly ale too, But nothing compares to a pint, from the Green dragon, or two! So take your ale, and drink them by the flagon, But no ale will compare, to that of the Green Dragon! After a standing ovation, Pip took his seat proudly. hehee, I used the green dragon line again, love that one. -Pip __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

12-28-2003, 04:19 PM	#65
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	"Really faramir, I hear you have a loverly voice, you should take a shot at it!" said Pip pulling out his pouch full of leaf. "Would you look at that, all gone." said pip despairingly. "I have some, Mister Pippin." said sam handing him his pouch. "Jolly good, Sam! You know, you dont smoke enough." said Pip filling his pipe. "And you smoke too much, if you pardon me sir." said Sam. "Consider yourself pardoned, I do smoke my share, and yours too!" said Pip puffing out a smoke ring. "Do you like to smoke faramir?" asked Pip. teehee, I always loved convrsations about ale songs and leaf. heehee, I am a hobbit. -pip __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

12-28-2003, 06:06 PM	#66
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	ooc: Canada rules! We eat fish and chips a bit here in Alaska, and the best I've ever had was at Fish on a Stick (Mmmmmm) in Homer. Yummy taters....fried fishes......on a stick....... ic: "Oi! Pip! Wait up!" Merry shouted after his friend. Pippin must not have heard him, because he followed Faramir and Sam outside. Merry lost sight of the trio in the insuing (Is it spelled with an 'e' or an 'i'?) choas. Everyone was eager to get the heck out of the stuffy courtroom, and one lone Hobbit is easily lost in a mob of Big People in a hurry. Finally, Merry made it outside. He couldn't find Pippin anywhere, and was in dire need of an ale, so he decided to go to the first pub he saw. Most likely where Pippin went, anyways, he thought. Up ahead, an inn called the Eagle and Child. Merry thought this was a rather strange name, butif they had ale, the name didn't really matter. He was hungry too, sitting in the court had made him miss second breakfast and elevensies! He went into the pub, and heard Pippin singing. "Peregrin Took! Where in the name of pipeweed are you?!" He shouted. __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

12-28-2003, 07:18 PM	#67
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	"Oh, hullo Merry! You missed my song!" said Pip jubiantly(ooo, thats a big word, i probably spelt it wrong). Pip handed Merry and ale, "albert's, very good. not green dragon worthy, but not bad." he said. "We should be getting back to the courtroom." said a random confused juror. we need to move along, teehee. __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

12-29-2003, 01:39 PM	#68
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	OOC:For future reference we just jumped back to the court room. Becasue I am judge and I said so. "After speaking with most of the jury, soem were indisposed. I have decided to dimiss this case! Eowyn you are not to go near Legolas and the same for him. I hope in the future your husband will keep a closer watch on you." bangs gafel "Next case!" Case 2: Frodo versues Boromir: This cudly hobbit is angry. Boromir has a pervy hobbit fancier for years, finnally he took it to far. Find out what happened and decide to throw Boromir t othe wargs or let him off. Chacters are the same. __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

12-30-2003, 06:03 PM	#69
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Hey, can I make a request.....can I like defend Frodo, but as his sister...? Pwease??? __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

12-30-2003, 06:59 PM	#70
PippinTook The Infamous Tea Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Riding my Attack Llama, CORY! Posts: 1,162	useless post eyes earniel cauciously teehee. someone else start. __________________ http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/shanakdakhete/svbf.gif If I can stop one heart from aching, I shall not live in vain. -Emily Dickinson But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd Never can quite understand The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought By the touch of the Master's hand. Though she be but little, she is fierce! -MSND

12-31-2003, 01:05 PM	#71
Nariel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the custody of the Knights who say "Ni!" They want a shrubbery. Posts: 365	okay, since I wasn't there I guess I could be an impartial party, so that would make me jury, right? __________________ I'M NOT A PIRATE! I'M A REDISTRIBUTION ECONOMIST! Marketing Supervisor and Everything Girl for Entmoot's "Lord of the Rings" Avatar Courtesy of "Ye Olde Avatare Shoppe" Sounds like a job for... UBERGEEK!" (special thanks to Finrod Felagund!) I try to make everyone's day a bit more surreal. Funny Error Messages... "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted." "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." "I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." -Janet Minor "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

01-03-2004, 09:35 PM	#75
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Merry sat down next to Pippin in the courtroom. Now Boromir was on trial for being a pervy Hobbit-fancier. Too bad, Merry thought, He was really brave, saving Pip and I. Wait a minute....pervy Hobbit-fancier.....he saved Pip and I...... Oh my..... __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

01-03-2004, 10:07 PM	#76
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	Oh dear.. meh-heh! I'll play Glorfiendiel [SP?] "Wow, never thought of him that way..." __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

01-04-2004, 06:27 PM	#78
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	OOC: this sounds like fun, any more room for one more? Any one that I could be? __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

01-05-2004, 12:56 PM	#79
Nariel Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the custody of the Knights who say "Ni!" They want a shrubbery. Posts: 365	Nice way to tell me I'm not wanted in the game. Thanks a lot, Nurv. I'll just leave now. HAHAHAHA!!! I had you so good!!! Just kidding, no offense Nurv... Eowyn can't do much here anyway! She doesn't know anything aobut hobbits or Bobomir.... I spelled that wrong on purpose. __________________ I'M NOT A PIRATE! I'M A REDISTRIBUTION ECONOMIST! Marketing Supervisor and Everything Girl for Entmoot's "Lord of the Rings" Avatar Courtesy of "Ye Olde Avatare Shoppe" Sounds like a job for... UBERGEEK!" (special thanks to Finrod Felagund!) I try to make everyone's day a bit more surreal. Funny Error Messages... "Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted." "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." "Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." "I have a spelling checker It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your pleased too no, Its letter perfect in it's weigh, My checker tolled me sew." -Janet Minor "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."

01-05-2004, 02:34 PM	#80
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Adrian walked into the courtroom, followed by her brother, Frodo, and his attourney, Celeborn. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

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