The Fan Man thread - Page 4

Sween · 01-19-2003, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by Andúril
Be careful. BoP is kinky. She likes to beat herself with sticks.

and what exctally is wrong with that. Nowt like a bit of kinky lovin and a bit of pain

Andúril · 01-19-2003, 11:22 AM

She likes to beat herself with sticks even when she's not alone in a tub of chocolate, fantasizing about Lobelia.

Sween · 01-19-2003, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Andúril
She likes to beat herself with sticks even when she's not alone in a tub of chocolate, fantasizing about Lobelia.

oh baby baby baby

Blackboar · 01-19-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by Sween
oh baby baby baby

You strange people!! Has BoP read this!

*Bursts out laughing*

Sorry! I couldn't help myself, I feel unwelcome in this thread but it is soo funny!

Sween · 01-19-2003, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Blackboar
You strange people!! Has BoP read this!

*Bursts out laughing*

Sorry! I couldn't help myself, I feel unwelcome in this thread but it is soo funny!

oh no your more than welcome dont me and andril. Hes a dirty little boy that imigins doing all this stuff and im a dirty little boy that gets to do all this stuff

Cirdan · 01-19-2003, 01:42 PM

and i'm a dirty old man who fondly remembers doing all that stuff.

Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!!

Sween · 01-19-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Cirdan
and i'm a dirty old man who fondly remembers doing all that stuff.

Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!!

to give mouth to mouth to poor drowned ewyon

Artanis · 01-19-2003, 01:53 PM

You guys are hilarious.

BeardofPants · 01-19-2003, 02:35 PM

I have now.

Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella...

Sween · 01-19-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I have now. Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella...

just think where you could put it. Here shes very fond of spoons as well

Andúril · 01-19-2003, 03:11 PM

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Sween:
Hes a dirty little boy that imigins doing all this stuff and im a dirty little boy that gets to do all this stuff

Oh really?

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Cirdan:
Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!!

Nothing much happening there, I'm afraid.

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BoP:
Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella...

Now you're talking!!

Hmmmm.....

*wonders if Melian had the power to increase the size of her.....er.....bodyparts*

Ofcourse she could! She's a Maia! With ears as big as she wants!

Coney · 01-19-2003, 03:19 PM

*digs out the old casio keyboard and plays very strange musak*

Might as well fully set the mood

Artanis · 01-19-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Andúril
Ofcourse she could! She's a Maia! With ears as big as she wants!

OMG, the image you put in my head

Sminty_Smeagol · 01-19-2003, 03:27 PM

ooo... now imagine miranda otto and liv tyler reading this thread and chasing you down with machine guns!!!!

...whats worse, WEARING CLOTHES! horror of horrors! what kind of stupid people wear clothes?!

*reads this thread for amusement*

Andúril · 01-19-2003, 03:34 PM

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Artanis:
OMG, the image you put in my head

If only you could perceive a minute fraction of the images to be found in mine...

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Sminty_Smeagol:
ooo... now imagine miranda otto and liv tyler reading this thread and chasing you down with machine guns!!!!

Which turn out to be water pistols...

...wet T-shirt contest! Yay!

*wonders where Lobelia is*

unregistered · 01-19-2003, 03:36 PM

You guys are just pitiful.
Tsk, tsk. The males of todey, so sad. Well, I guess if you can't get any in real life you have to lust over other things. hey a guy can dream I suppose?

Sminty_Smeagol · 01-19-2003, 03:39 PM

Agreed, unregistered.

But i think guys have always done that... ever heard of Harpies (from greek mythology i think) or Mermaids? lol

Males are a pitiful species

j/p

unregistered · 01-19-2003, 03:42 PM

You shouldnt be talking tho sminty, you lust over me all the time. Right?

Sminty_Smeagol · 01-19-2003, 03:43 PM

Of course

You look so much like arwen i cant help it!

unregistered · 01-19-2003, 03:45 PM

WAIT WHAT!? no thats just wrong, because then all the guys on here would be lusting over me... Wait ok thats just not good

01-19-2003, 01:42 PM	#66
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	and i'm a dirty old man who fondly remembers doing all that stuff. Arwen running in slo-mo on the beach!!! __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

01-19-2003, 01:53 PM	#68
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	You guys are hilarious. __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

01-19-2003, 02:35 PM	#69
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I have now. Ah heck, who am I kidding? It would be fun to romp with Lobelia. Mmm... Umbrella... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 01-19-2003 at 02:36 PM.

01-19-2003, 03:19 PM	#72
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Badly dubbed digs out the old casio keyboard and plays very strange musak Might as well fully set the mood __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

01-19-2003, 03:27 PM	#74
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	ooo... now imagine miranda otto and liv tyler reading this thread and chasing you down with machine guns!!!! ...whats worse, WEARING CLOTHES! horror of horrors! what kind of stupid people wear clothes?! reads this thread for amusement __________________ I love the fishes. Last edited by Sminty_Smeagol : 01-19-2003 at 03:30 PM.

01-19-2003, 11:22 AM	#62
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	She likes to beat herself with sticks even when she's not alone in a tub of chocolate, fantasizing about Lobelia.

01-19-2003, 03:36 PM	#76
unregistered Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 85	You guys are just pitiful. Tsk, tsk. The males of todey, so sad. Well, I guess if you can't get any in real life you have to lust over other things. hey a guy can dream I suppose? __________________ www.pbreview.com/forums I'm old Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel...thin, sort of...stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday, a very long holiday, and I don't expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to.-Biblo Baggins

01-19-2003, 03:39 PM	#77
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	Agreed, unregistered. But i think guys have always done that... ever heard of Harpies (from greek mythology i think) or Mermaids? lol Males are a pitiful species j/p __________________ I love the fishes. Last edited by Sminty_Smeagol : 01-19-2003 at 03:41 PM.

01-19-2003, 03:42 PM	#78
unregistered Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 85	You shouldnt be talking tho sminty, you lust over me all the time. Right? __________________ www.pbreview.com/forums I'm old Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel...thin, sort of...stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday, a very long holiday, and I don't expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to.-Biblo Baggins

01-19-2003, 03:43 PM	#79
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	Of course You look so much like arwen i cant help it! __________________ I love the fishes.

01-19-2003, 03:45 PM	#80
unregistered Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 85	WAIT WHAT!? no thats just wrong, because then all the guys on here would be lusting over me... Wait ok thats just not good __________________ www.pbreview.com/forums I'm old Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel...thin, sort of...stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday, a very long holiday, and I don't expect I shall return. In fact, I mean not to.-Biblo Baggins

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