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Old 06-26-2002, 02:01 AM   #61
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How many chambers does a hobbit heart have?
Same as a humans. What? Oh, you weren't being serious?

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It on the road to hell. Ok, it's actually in hell. But you knew that.
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Hmmm, nice lair... what's the big meat hook for?
Meat hook? What meat hook? All I can see is bed shackles....
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:01 AM   #62
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Actually, I prefer fresh blood.
I would cook me well done, if I was you. You don't know where I've been.
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:04 AM   #63
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Meat hook? What meat hook? All I can see is bed shackles....
Mmmmm comfy! And the tension feels great on my back!

Why are you wearing all that leather?
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:06 AM   #64
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Sigh, Fresh Blood!

:reamy Look::

Sigh!

In real life have you ever wanted to bite someone's neck and drink the blood out of it?
er, once or twice
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:10 AM   #65
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Why are you wearing all that leather?
You like? I made a suit out of Sam's skin.

*cracks whip*
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I would cook me well done, if I was you. You don't know where I've been.
But I don't eat fellow mooters. Unless they make me mad
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:16 AM   #67
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You like? I made a suit out of Sam's skin.

*cracks whip*
Are you sure that's not the son of sam?

ouch!... now that takes me back!

I like the blood bit. I played "vampires" with Victoria Strode in 4th grade. Kind of salty and creamy.
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:26 AM   #68
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But I don't eat fellow mooters. Unless they make me mad
But I quite good, really. Well marbled and tender. I was kept in a cube for years and never saw the light of day.

Oh, and thanks for the Dylan quote in your sig. EG!
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:27 AM   #69
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But I don't eat fellow mooters.
Really? But it's one of my favourite activities....

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Are you sure that's not the son of sam?

ouch!... now that takes me back!
Well, there is that talking dog called Harvey...

Anyway, get your lily white butt over there next to Frodo!

*crack!*
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:34 AM   #70
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But I quite good, really. Well marbled and tender. I was kept in a cube for years and never saw the light of day.

Oh, and thanks for the Dylan quote in your sig. EG!
Well, if you're really good...but I only drink fresh blood. . .

Oh! You're welcome, then. I rather like it
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:36 AM   #71
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Anyway, get your lily white butt over there next to Frodo!

*crack!*
Hey, little buddy. You wouldn't happen to still have that ring would you?

*notices less than 9 fingers*

Ai! This is going to be a long night.
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:43 AM   #72
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Hey, little buddy. You wouldn't happen to still have that ring would you?
You mean this ring? [censored]

::grins at the TV studio audience, and then winks obviously::

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Ai! This is going to be a long night.
You gonna be able to keep up?

Blood drinking? Oh you silly children don't even begin to comprehend...

*sucks on Frodo's neck*
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Old 06-26-2002, 02:58 AM   #73
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You gonna be able to keep up?
No problem to date... ;D

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Your lookin' a bit pruney, little fella.
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Old 06-26-2002, 04:22 AM   #74
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er, once or twice

Yay! Than I'm not alone!

I am an amature at drinking others blood (in this alter-ego) but my own blood...

HMMMN HMNN HEEEE!
You wait and see!

*Changing alter-egos*

Hi. you may remember me from such threads as Strictly Evil RPG which never went anywhere. Now, Squat is back!!!

I'm impressed by your collection of torture devices. Mind if I try?
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Yay! Than I'm not alone!

I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one, eh? <---teeth!

Hobbit blood isn't as good as human, methinks
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Old 06-26-2002, 04:35 AM   #76
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Hobbit blood isn't as good as human, methinks
Or elvez blood...

*Eyes EV*

MMMMMMMMMN! ::Licks Lips::
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Or elvez blood...

*Eyes EV*

MMMMMMMMMN! ::Licks Lips::
erm. . .please don't eat me. . .but if you are very hungry i'll donate a little blood to your cause. . .'cause i'm nice and generous, eh?
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Another Personality...

All right, will kill him first, and then have him on tea and biscuits.

*Switch*

Oh not biscuits.

*Switch*

All Right! Not Biscuits! But let's kill him anyway!

*All notice he left*

He ran away!

*Switch*

Who will have tea with us now?
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Oh yes! A donation of blood would be lovely!

I'll set up a blood bank!

Ow! I've been sitting here for too long! My shoulders hurt!

*Squat strapps itself into a meat rack*

Aah... That's better. Can anyone give it a turn?
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Oh yes! A donation of blood would be lovely!

I'll set up a blood bank!

Ow! I've been sitting here for too long! My shoulders hurt!

*Squat strapps itself into a meat rack*

Aah... That's better. Can anyone give it a turn?
She's mad! Mad, I say!

Oh, wait, we're all mad
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