Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room... - Page 4

Christiana · 06-08-2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Not strictly true. You just have to be female to draw those connections.... mmmmmmm........ chocolate..... Gah, must be that time of the month, again.

*gags* bop, Please .

BeardofPants · 06-09-2002, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Christiana

*gags* bop, Please .

Hey, that post's old!

And I still want to tie up Morgoth... *waggles eyebrows*

TwirlingString · 06-09-2002, 05:39 PM

Bop, you are making me very nervous.

Laredith · 06-09-2002, 11:24 PM

Bad guy: Gollum
What I'd Do: Cut off his finger...see how HE likes it!

Rána Eressëa · 06-10-2002, 02:22 AM

Wait, I've got a new one (after a very long time, too).

It would be Saruman, and I would dress him up in tie dye 60's clothes while forcing him to watch Peter Jackson's finished movie trilogy.

P.S. -- I like it, but who says Saruman will?

Heather Wooltoes · 06-10-2002, 04:19 PM

Bad Guy? Gollum

I'd take him outside to a beutiful meadow on a warm sunshiny day where I'd force feed him frosted strawberry cake and lemonade.

Then I'd bring out a pretty, nearsighted tavern maid to cuddle and coo sweet nothings at him while an elvish massuse gives him a nice long, hands on rubdown with lavender oil. (nothing dirty).

I can hear the screams.....

Elf Girl · 06-10-2002, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Heather Wooltoes
Bad Guy? Gollum

I'd take him outside to a beutiful meadow on a warm sunshiny day where I'd force feed him frosted strawberry cake and lemonade. Then I'd bring out a pretty, nearsighted tavern maid to cuddle and coo sweet nothings at him while an elvish massuse gives him a nice long, hands on rubdown with lavender oil. (nothing dirty).

I can hear the screams.....

Heheh. Brilliant.

Sicirus · 06-10-2002, 05:57 PM

Saruman: Laugh.
Then steal his staff.
Bill: Starve him to death.
Orcs:Tortue them with Barney videos.

Christiana · 06-10-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sicirus

Orcs:Tortue them with Barney videos.

Thats so cruel!(then of course,so r they

)

Rána Eressëa · 06-11-2002, 05:38 PM

Eh, considering how their intelligence capacity is really low - they might enjoy Barney.

Blackheart · 06-11-2002, 10:44 PM

Hmmph. Who do you think created Barney? Foolish mortals.

In the Dagor Dagorath legions of orks, trolls, and television executives will arise and march upon the pitiful forces of light singing our battle song:

"I wuv ooo,
You wuvvv mee,
We're a happy famileee,

With a swish, smack,
sniker-snack
gnaw them to the bone

We'll invade your friggin home"

Christiana · 06-11-2002, 11:27 PM

Sicirus · 06-12-2002, 06:45 PM

AAAHHHH!
Stop the annoying singing!
I am going to hurl!
Wormtongue: put apple in mouth and practice archery skills.

Christiana · 06-12-2002, 06:53 PM

Shoot hard Sicirus.

Sicirus · 06-13-2002, 10:37 AM

yes I will make sure i miss.
Hey! Maybe I will get his head.

Wayfarer · 06-13-2002, 06:14 PM

Smaug: Get a spear, then a U-Haul.
Sauron: Bisect him, turn barad-dur into low-rent apartments.
Saruman: toss him into a grinding machine, invite the ents over to renovate Orthanc.
Melkor: Call the valar. Clean out angband. Rule the world.
Nazgul: Place on a barge, drag out to sea. Ignite. Laugh scornfully.
Balrog: Check for wings. Ask if he has a sister.

Rei · 06-19-2002, 04:58 AM

Well, first I'd have to make sure Gollum was tied with Elvish ropes, then I would open the blinds and let the sun shine in, all the while cooking rabbit with all kinds spices!!!
I'm sure he'd love that!
And when I was done with my food I would push his chair into my living room and make him watch Barney and friends! What could be crueler than that!?

BeardofPants · 06-19-2002, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by Rei
What could be crueler than that!?

Teletubbies.

Sicirus · 06-19-2002, 10:38 AM

Oh and do not forget little Bear.

If I cought Smeagle in a room tied up, I would give him cooked fish. Then play pin the tail on the gollum.

Heather Wooltoes · 06-19-2002, 04:21 PM

I'd give Gollum the ONE RING then stick him in an room with Gonedaft, gladys, and half'n'half. Of course they can't take it away from him, they're too freaked to touch it.

06-09-2002, 05:39 PM	#63
TwirlingString Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My mother would say somewhere between the adult mystery section and the YA sci-fi Posts: 489	Bop, you are making me very nervous. __________________ "The Astels are an emotional people. They cry at the drop of a handkerchief. Their culture is much like that of Pelosia. They're extremely devot and invincibly backward. It's been demonstrated to them over an over that serfdom is an archaic, inefficent institution, but they maintain it anyway--largely at the connivance of the serfs thmselves. Astellian nobles don't exert themselves in any way, so they have no concept of human endurance. The serfs take advantage of that outrageously. Astellian serfs have been known to collapse from sheer exhauston at the very mention of such unpleasant words as 'reaping' or 'digging'." ----------------------------------------------- “They lost him?!” Lupin asked , amazed. “Voldemort has been after Harry for 15 years, and then he misplaces him?!”

06-09-2002, 11:24 PM	#64
Laredith Enting Join Date: May 2002 Location: Gondor...no seriously, I do. Posts: 64	Bad guy: Gollum What I'd Do: Cut off his finger...see how HE likes it! __________________ "You're rum little creatures, you humans." --Bree, from HHB ohh...and by the way... FRODO LIVES!!!

06-10-2002, 04:19 PM	#66
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	Bad Guy? Gollum I'd take him outside to a beutiful meadow on a warm sunshiny day where I'd force feed him frosted strawberry cake and lemonade. Then I'd bring out a pretty, nearsighted tavern maid to cuddle and coo sweet nothings at him while an elvish massuse gives him a nice long, hands on rubdown with lavender oil. (nothing dirty). I can hear the screams..... __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

06-10-2002, 05:57 PM	#68
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Saruman: Laugh. Then steal his staff. Bill: Starve him to death. Orcs:Tortue them with Barney videos. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-11-2002, 10:44 PM	#71
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Hmmph. Who do you think created Barney? Foolish mortals. In the Dagor Dagorath legions of orks, trolls, and television executives will arise and march upon the pitiful forces of light singing our battle song: "I wuv ooo, You wuvvv mee, We're a happy famileee, With a swish, smack, sniker-snack gnaw them to the bone We'll invade your friggin home" __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-10-2002, 02:22 AM	#65
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Wait, I've got a new one (after a very long time, too). It would be Saruman, and I would dress him up in tie dye 60's clothes while forcing him to watch Peter Jackson's finished movie trilogy. P.S. -- I like it, but who says Saruman will?

06-11-2002, 05:38 PM	#70
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Eh, considering how their intelligence capacity is really low - they might enjoy Barney.

06-11-2002, 11:27 PM	#72
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-12-2002, 06:45 PM	#73
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	AAAHHHH! Stop the annoying singing! I am going to hurl! Wormtongue: put apple in mouth and practice archery skills. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-12-2002, 06:53 PM	#74
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Shoot hard Sicirus. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-13-2002, 10:37 AM	#75
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	yes I will make sure i miss. Hey! Maybe I will get his head. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-13-2002, 06:14 PM	#76
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Smaug: Get a spear, then a U-Haul. Sauron: Bisect him, turn barad-dur into low-rent apartments. Saruman: toss him into a grinding machine, invite the ents over to renovate Orthanc. Melkor: Call the valar. Clean out angband. Rule the world. Nazgul: Place on a barge, drag out to sea. Ignite. Laugh scornfully. Balrog: Check for wings. Ask if he has a sister. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

06-19-2002, 04:58 AM	#77
Rei Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hades....it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it Posts: 182	Well, first I'd have to make sure Gollum was tied with Elvish ropes, then I would open the blinds and let the sun shine in, all the while cooking rabbit with all kinds spices!!! I'm sure he'd love that! And when I was done with my food I would push his chair into my living room and make him watch Barney and friends! What could be crueler than that!? __________________ ______________________________ ------------------------------------------------ Seek for the Sword that was broken: In Imladris it dwells; There shall be counsels taken Stronger than Morgul-spells. There shall be shown a token That doom is near at hand For Isildur's Bane shall waken, And the Halfling forth shall stand. ______________________________ ------------------------------------------------ Whoo-hooo!!! I'm an Elven Warrior!!!!!

06-19-2002, 10:38 AM	#79
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Oh and do not forget little Bear. If I cought Smeagle in a room tied up, I would give him cooked fish. Then play pin the tail on the gollum. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-19-2002, 04:21 PM	#80
Heather Wooltoes Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 182	I'd give Gollum the ONE RING then stick him in an room with Gonedaft, gladys, and half'n'half. Of course they can't take it away from him, they're too freaked to touch it. __________________ Sometimes the Dragon Wins. Don't p*** me off.....I'm running out of places to hide the bodies! Last edited by Heather Wooltoes : 06-19-2002 at 04:23 PM.

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