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I eat flesh
Anyway. . . Well, if it would have saved the quest. . .why not? But I don't think Tolkien would have written that, eh?
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06-25-2002, 10:06 PM
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06-25-2002, 10:37 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Clowns taste really odd. Not funny, though. Just odd.
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06-25-2002, 10:48 PM
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Do not eat the head. Too much make-up/food coloring.
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06-25-2002, 10:53 PM
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06-25-2002, 11:19 PM
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Yeah, they taste like old people.
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06-26-2002, 12:20 AM
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Then there is that whole kuru (cannibal mad cow) thing. Never eat the brains.
I would eat sam... well, maybe his leg, if it was gammy. BoP, a cannibal? She faints at the site of beet juice! *steps warily away from BoP*
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06-26-2002, 12:27 AM
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06-26-2002, 12:37 AM
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 *reaches for garlic press*
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06-26-2002, 12:51 AM
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  *steps away from Cirdan*
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06-26-2002, 01:20 AM
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It wouldn't be a proper Hobbit stew without some herbs and potatoes. 
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06-26-2002, 01:22 AM
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06-26-2002, 01:29 AM
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the Shrike
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*Eyes stew bubbling away merrily* And those shanks had better be Sam's!
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06-26-2002, 01:41 AM
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Those are Edward I's shanks, nice and long. 
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06-26-2002, 01:46 AM
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Sure! Step into my lair... uh... vehicle... ::innocent look:: Oh yeah, and Sam's kidneys are mine.
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06-26-2002, 01:47 AM
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06-26-2002, 01:53 AM
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Um uh... ::very shy look::
anyone see Galaxy Quest? well, remember those little green cute cannible aliens? well, uh, thats me. *growls very quietly* you see, i'm not that hungry right now. but i can tell you that hobbits are too hairy. Now what i could go for is some Elf. Nice Juicy Elf. Slow Roasted ELF with FRIES. And LOTS of KETCHUP! COVERED IN GARLIC! WITH AN ELVISH BLOODY MARY TO DRINK!!! AND FOR DESERT... DEEP FRIED ELF HAIR!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-26-2002, 01:54 AM
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How many chambers does a hobbit heart have?
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Hmmm, nice lair... what's the big meat hook for?
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06-26-2002, 01:56 AM
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meep! don't eat me!
buuuurning flesssssssh Actually, I prefer fresh blood.
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Sigh, Fresh Blood!
: reamy Look::Sigh!  In real life have you ever wanted to bite someone's neck and drink the blood out of it?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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