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Old 04-12-2002, 12:27 PM   #41
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Ya forgot the Fremen, cybermen and Honoured Matres....

the fedakyn takes care of the fremen. sadakur problem

the fedakyn were fremen commandos who were better than the sadakur

and there would be too much bad blood between the BG and HM


with you being a NZ-lander we could have a cool haka and me as an USA-er we could have would and needless explosions to it
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Old 04-12-2002, 12:31 PM   #42
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the fedakyn takes care of the fremen. sadakur problem

the fedakyn were fremen commandos who were better than the sadakur

and there would be too much bad blood between the BG and HM


with you being a NZ-lander we could have a cool haka and me as an USA-er we could have would and needless explosions to it
Well yeah, but there were the fremen before Muad'dib, and the fedakyn (damned spelling!) after, so you could do a temporal army *oh yeah, I'm a bright spark, and it's now 4.30am in the morning and the walls are beginning to move* Plus, the HT's and the BGs have to get on, because of the amalgamation w/murbella... Conceded point with the Saudarkur.

Okay, I'll go get my skimpy traditional Maori costume, and do some traditional singing (oh dear) dancing thingies, since women aren't allowed to do the haka... Or even better yet, I could do the national anthem!

God of nations smell my feet,
In the bonds of Coronation Street.
Hear our voices tweet tweet tweet,
God defend our toilet seat.....

*wipes tear from eye*
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Old 04-12-2002, 12:36 PM   #43
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Old 04-13-2002, 12:12 AM   #44
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HOW COULD WE????!!!! We forgot the Bashar, and his army! Teg would do more butt kicking for justice than any of the aforementioned.....
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Old 04-13-2002, 12:30 AM   #45
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Old 04-13-2002, 12:53 AM   #46
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BoP, and I'd make her live without shaving.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........!!!
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Old 04-13-2002, 01:13 AM   #47
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Or we can tie BoP and Wayfarer to the same chair, ask them if God exists, and watch them try to bite each others eyes out.

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Old 04-13-2002, 02:26 AM   #48
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Or we can tie BoP and Wayfarer to the same chair, ask them if God exists, and watch them try to bite each others eyes out.
How could anyone be that cruel?
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Old 04-13-2002, 03:20 AM   #49
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Old 04-16-2002, 04:53 PM   #50
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Re: Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room...

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Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room. Who is the bad guy and what do you do? Sorry Just curious.
any orc. Use the chance to dump him in a lake, then go find however tied him up and give him a million dollars.
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Old 04-16-2002, 06:26 PM   #51
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Tie his arms to one tree and tie his legds to another then take a chainsaw and cut thru hit stomach real slow after i beat him with a stick.
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Old 04-16-2002, 07:02 PM   #52
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Tie his arms to one tree and tie his legds to another then take a chainsaw and cut thru hit stomach real slow after i beat him with a stick.
Gross Whose your bad guy?
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Old 05-29-2002, 09:28 PM   #53
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Myebe Gollum? Sounds like it to me.
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Old 05-30-2002, 10:52 AM   #54
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Old 06-06-2002, 03:35 PM   #55
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If I found Sauron and/or Morgoth tied to a chair I would steal all their emblems of powers (such as the Ring, the Silmarils etc.) Enslave them and use my new powers to take over Valinor so that when the Elves sail West they'd sail right into my power. Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would steal Saruman's staff and start doing the funky breakdancing thing to Saruman! Fun stuff!
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Old 06-07-2002, 11:40 AM   #58
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Melkor, and I'd untie him, and send him off to...

Oh wait... that would be difficult...
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Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably.

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If I found Sauron and/or Morgoth tied to a chair I would steal all their emblems of powers (such as the Ring, the Silmarils etc.) Enslave them and use my new powers to take over Valinor so that when the Elves sail West they'd sail right into my power. Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't they have inborn talents?
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