Worst Films ever made! - Page 2

BeardofPants · 06-02-2002, 03:57 PM

You forgot about all the glorifying war, lets stick Americans in the place of Brits war movies...

Oooh... I forgot about Dungeons and Dragons...

And yeah, I wouldn't say that FOTR was that bad... But I don't plan on seeing it anytime soon!

I like the Coen brothers though - Just not, "O brother, whereart thou."

I like Tim Burton as well, but he made a bad with the remake of Planet of the Apes - whats with that weirdo ending?!

The only teen movie I've ever been able to sit through to date... is ... don't laugh.... Sixteen Candles!

Darth Tater · 06-02-2002, 06:03 PM

The Big Green

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***IronParrot*** · 06-03-2002, 12:52 AM

It's pointless and fruitless to name the worst movies ever, I find, because first of all, there are all the intentionally-bad B-movies, or those that are just designed to make a few quick bucks off gullible kids or teenyboppers, or movies that are... well, just bad.

In other words, the selection is far too wide, and there are simply so many bad films that I haven't seen and never intend to see.

However, I will point out some films that are generally considered to be good, in which I almost didn't see anything at all. Of more recent releases, the absolutely atrociously puke-ifiable Erin Brockovich come to mind...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

I like Tim Burton as well, but he made a bad with the remake of Planet of the Apes - whats with that weirdo ending?!

Terrible movie, but I loved the ending

Battlefield Earth is definitely high on list of worst movies I've ever seen. Possibly the worst. But I tend to avoid the really bad ones, especially the teen movies.

Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies!!!

StrawberryIcecream · 06-03-2002, 08:14 AM

wow! you lot have quite a lot of hatred dont you!?

i completely agree with Nutty Professer 2. It was the most boring 2 hours og=f my life. i was constantly looking at my watch while my friend was roaringwith laughter. it was awful!

Why does everyone have a hate for armageddon? I quite likeit. will never watch it again as it is guaranteed to make me into a living waterfall yet again but oh well. I'm surprised no one has mentioned North yet.

And why do you hate titanic. I thought it was a very very good film but will not watch again for reasons stated above.

emplynx · 06-03-2002, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by Khamûl
Does that mean that you watch them too, emplynx?

Yes. I have watched most of them. I will admit it.

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Originally posted by aldesign
(RECOMMEND: Galaxy Quest)

The best! My uncle does a perfect laugh like the aliens!

StrawberryIcecream · 06-03-2002, 09:08 AM

That is such a good film! Galaxy quest i mean!

I watched on a plane journey to somewhere at night and woke half the plane up with my laughing!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 01:34 PM

Love Galaxy Quest. Is very funny

I avoided the Nutty Professor movies like the plague.

Titanic was terrible, excepting two things: 1. the music in the steerage party was done by one of my favorite bands and 2. Leo Dicaprio *ahem I mean Jack* dies

emplynx · 06-03-2002, 04:12 PM

I have never seen Titanic

Khadrane · 06-03-2002, 06:01 PM

The cartoon LotR. I really hate that movie. Words cannot describe how much I loathe it. I also hate those countless science movies my science teacher made me watch.

Captain Stern · 06-03-2002, 06:19 PM

I loved 'Highlander' but all the sequels have been pretty terrible, especially the 2nd one which totally disregarded what happened in the 1st movie

I agree, Universal Soldier: The Return was a disgrace.

I actually liked 'O Brother Where Art Thou'

Oh and I think Sigourney Weaver's mere presence in the Aliens movies makes the movies bad, 'Aliens' would have been great without her in it in my oppinion.

I can usually tell which movies I'll like or don't like, so I don't have too extensive a list of my personal hated movies.

cassiopeia · 06-03-2002, 06:44 PM

Yes, Kahdrane is right. Bakshi LOTR is so so so bad. I mean they didn't even finish it, even they knew it was bad!

I saw Titanic once. Never again.

I saw a bit of Armageddon the other night and I remembered how bad it was.

I only watched the first hour of Nutty Professor 2.

I was very very dissapointed with the phantom menace. I havn't seen attack of the clones yet, but I will probably feel the same about that too. (I do love the other 3 Star Wars movies though).

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by emplynx
I have never seen Titanic

Good thing to miss

Cassiopeia, I found AOTC to actually be pretty good. Er, the last 45 min. especially. . some of it wasn't that great. . . But I was not expecting much, after The Phantom Menace. .

Starr Polish · 06-03-2002, 09:58 PM

I had qutie a thing for Leo when Titanic came out, but I was about eleven or twelve. Heh...

Another bad movie: Meet Joe Black...ugh!

Tar-Elendil · 06-03-2002, 10:03 PM

in the future when people look back at some of the movies like universal soldiers the return, the alien movies and the animal all theyre gonna say is "What the...?"

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 10:10 PM

For most movies, I find that sequels are a great evil, especially if the first one ended conclusively.

HollywoodWars Ep. II Attack of the Sequels

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
For most movies, I find that sequels are a great evil, especially if the first one ended conclusively.

HollywoodWars Ep. II Attack of the Sequels

With the exception of Terminator 2: Judgement Day of course!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

With the exception of Terminator 2: Judgement Day of course!

Never seen that one. . .

There is, of course, the occasional good sequel. Hey, Toy Story II was better than the original, in my opinion! So they're not all bad--just the great majority.

Starr Polish · 06-03-2002, 10:38 PM

But, this plague won't hit LOTR, d'ye think?

Ack...it has FINALLY left my state, and I am sad. I was going to go see it one last time, but alack, alas, it has passed OUT of the (mid)West

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 10:44 PM

Given how bad FOTR was, I think there's still a chance for the 'sequels' to be better. Well, I live in eternal optimism.

06-02-2002, 03:57 PM	#21
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You forgot about all the glorifying war, lets stick Americans in the place of Brits war movies... Oooh... I forgot about Dungeons and Dragons... And yeah, I wouldn't say that FOTR was that bad... But I don't plan on seeing it anytime soon! I like the Coen brothers though - Just not, "O brother, whereart thou." I like Tim Burton as well, but he made a bad with the remake of Planet of the Apes - whats with that weirdo ending?! The only teen movie I've ever been able to sit through to date... is ... don't laugh.... Sixteen Candles! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-02-2002, 06:03 PM	#22
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	The Big Green Armaggedon __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

06-03-2002, 12:52 AM	#23
*IronParrot* Fowl Administrator Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Calgary or Edmonton, Canada Posts: 53,420	It's pointless and fruitless to name the worst movies ever, I find, because first of all, there are all the intentionally-bad B-movies, or those that are just designed to make a few quick bucks off gullible kids or teenyboppers, or movies that are... well, just bad. In other words, the selection is far too wide, and there are simply so many bad films that I haven't seen and never intend to see. However, I will point out some films that are generally considered to be good, in which I almost didn't see anything at all. Of more recent releases, the absolutely atrociously puke-ifiable Erin Brockovich come to mind... __________________ All of IronParrot's posts are guaranteed to be 100% intelligent and/or sarcastic, comprising no genetically modified content and tested on no cute furry little animals unless the SPCA is looking elsewhere. If you observe a failure to uphold this warranty, please contact a forum administrator immediately to receive a full refund on your Entmoot registration. Blog: Nick's Café Canadien

06-03-2002, 08:14 AM	#25
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	wow! you lot have quite a lot of hatred dont you!? i completely agree with Nutty Professer 2. It was the most boring 2 hours og=f my life. i was constantly looking at my watch while my friend was roaringwith laughter. it was awful! Why does everyone have a hate for armageddon? I quite likeit. will never watch it again as it is guaranteed to make me into a living waterfall yet again but oh well. I'm surprised no one has mentioned North yet. And why do you hate titanic. I thought it was a very very good film but will not watch again for reasons stated above. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

06-03-2002, 09:08 AM	#27
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	That is such a good film! Galaxy quest i mean! I watched on a plane journey to somewhere at night and woke half the plane up with my laughing! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

06-03-2002, 01:34 PM	#28
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Love Galaxy Quest. Is very funny I avoided the Nutty Professor movies like the plague. Titanic was terrible, excepting two things: 1. the music in the steerage party was done by one of my favorite bands and 2. Leo Dicaprio ahem I mean Jack dies __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:12 PM	#29
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	I have never seen Titanic

06-03-2002, 06:01 PM	#30
Khadrane Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth (I wish) Posts: 670	The cartoon LotR. I really hate that movie. Words cannot describe how much I loathe it. I also hate those countless science movies my science teacher made me watch. __________________ Few know whither their road will take them till they come to its end. -Legolas FRODO LIVES! ABORTION IS HOMICIDE

06-03-2002, 06:19 PM	#31
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	RE: Worst Films ever made! I loved 'Highlander' but all the sequels have been pretty terrible, especially the 2nd one which totally disregarded what happened in the 1st movie I agree, Universal Soldier: The Return was a disgrace. I actually liked 'O Brother Where Art Thou' Oh and I think Sigourney Weaver's mere presence in the Aliens movies makes the movies bad, 'Aliens' would have been great without her in it in my oppinion. I can usually tell which movies I'll like or don't like, so I don't have too extensive a list of my personal hated movies. __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä.

06-03-2002, 06:44 PM	#32
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Yes, Kahdrane is right. Bakshi LOTR is so so so bad. I mean they didn't even finish it, even they knew it was bad! I saw Titanic once. Never again. I saw a bit of Armageddon the other night and I remembered how bad it was. I only watched the first hour of Nutty Professor 2. I was very very dissapointed with the phantom menace. I havn't seen attack of the clones yet, but I will probably feel the same about that too. (I do love the other 3 Star Wars movies though). __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

06-03-2002, 09:58 PM	#34
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I had qutie a thing for Leo when Titanic came out, but I was about eleven or twelve. Heh... Another bad movie: Meet Joe Black...ugh! __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-03-2002, 10:03 PM	#35
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	in the future when people look back at some of the movies like universal soldiers the return, the alien movies and the animal all theyre gonna say is "What the...?" __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-03-2002, 10:10 PM	#36
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	For most movies, I find that sequels are a great evil, especially if the first one ended conclusively. HollywoodWars Ep. II Attack of the Sequels __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 10:38 PM	#39
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	But, this plague won't hit LOTR, d'ye think? Ack...it has FINALLY left my state, and I am sad. I was going to go see it one last time, but alack, alas, it has passed OUT of the (mid)West __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

06-03-2002, 10:44 PM	#40
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Given how bad FOTR was, I think there's still a chance for the 'sequels' to be better. Well, I live in eternal optimism. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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