05-29-2002, 01:27 PM | #21 |
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I would suggest burning down the Shire but we might want to get some EXP in the wilderness first just in case we meet some serious resistance.
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05-29-2002, 05:07 PM | #22 |
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Nah. I say we shoot the idiot with the cap gun first.
DUh, easy exp!
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05-29-2002, 06:07 PM | #23 |
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*Squat pulls a knife on Farimir.*
Squat~Oh wait, Farimir isn't here. *Squat turns the knife on Wulaz<caron>g* Squat~ Come on, lets get going. *Squat heads off in the direction opposite the Shire, realizes it, and turns around twards the Shire* Squat~That way! *Wulaz<caron>g kicks Squat* Wulaz<caron>g~Aaa Shaddap!
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05-30-2002, 07:44 PM | #24 |
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Actually i would go for the throat...
Carpe Jugulum! I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I decide who lives who dies... I guess you picked the wrong psychopath to mess with
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06-06-2002, 05:32 PM | #25 |
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Whoops did I kill it by my overpowering evilness?
I guess I'm just used to the "quest for wine" and "why are you weird" threads where it is acceptable to threaten people with sucking their toes, throwing rabid sheep at them, and worse I'll tone it down like Blackheart I guess Back on the subject though... where are we going to go next(first)?
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06-06-2002, 06:55 PM | #26 |
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Lets go to the Shire and bully the hobbits into giving us stuff.
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06-07-2002, 11:08 AM | #27 |
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Exactly what could they give us? Their weapons and armor are nonexistent and wouldn't fit us anyway, they have no magic items, they have little gold. Wandering around in the wilderness would be more conducive to getting loot. Besides, we want to burn down the Shire not just bully the hobbits. If we leave survivors people will start going after us and we are low level...
What time period are we going to be doing this in?
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06-07-2002, 11:33 AM | #28 |
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3 Am.
When they are all asleep in their snug hobbit holes. Think. Mr. Grinch with a flame thrower.
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06-07-2002, 04:59 PM | #29 | |
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06-07-2002, 06:06 PM | #30 |
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should I pick on Anduril or Tano or Blackheart for that matter instead of you BoP? you don't need to be embarrassed, we LIKE the sheep(now a cat i think)
Blackheart, I asked what time PERIOD we were going to be in, not what time of day. Silly Blackheart
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06-07-2002, 06:50 PM | #31 |
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They're not burning in embarassment, silly Wulažg. And I'm ever so glad that you've befriended my sheep friends because there are some right here, just waiting for a good toe sucking session.
You know what happens when you say my name three times in front of a mirror... and I DO believe you said it twice already.
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06-08-2002, 09:08 AM | #32 |
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What if we say it four times? or five?
BoP...BoP...BoP...BoP...BoP...Bloody Mary(whoops....oh, close enough)
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06-10-2002, 11:34 AM | #33 | |
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Why are you asking me? WHy? WHy? First age then, right after they invent fire, but before they invent fire departments...
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06-10-2002, 06:03 PM | #34 |
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Did somebody say period?
Wulažg, you're in for it now. You know the procedure. Pretend to run away, while I try and steal your brains.
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06-10-2002, 06:23 PM | #35 |
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Can I help terrorize poor creatures?
I can be evil, really. *Turns into big werewolf* AAAWWWOOO
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06-10-2002, 06:37 PM | #36 |
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That's it! We are going to slaughter some people and be generally evil right now!!
Come on you $@#($!!!! Lets move!!! NOW!!!
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Oh. Are we being evil now? Okay...
*grabs nearest and dearest by the short and curlies*
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06-10-2002, 06:55 PM | #38 |
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*Grabs random person and kills*
I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! I AM EVIL!!! *Does a funny little dance and passes out*
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06-11-2002, 12:10 PM | #39 |
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I have no short and curlies
Must be someone else near and dear, and in severe pain.
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Who said anything about severe pain?
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