Cannibalism? - Page 2

Wulažg · 04-29-2002, 05:02 PM

Trust me, it can't be worse than a Chinese potluck. I've been to a few and I've had to eat sea cucumber, various pig parts(ear etc.), beef tendons... and that's only the last time I've been to one

Arathorn · 04-29-2002, 09:00 PM

So far, I've only had a chance to taste "delectable" sea cuccumber in chinese fine-dine restaurants.

I don't particularly like them that much but their just ok.

The pig parts are absolutely delicious! They're crunchy (cholesterol-high; which is usually true of the "best tasting" parts).

Beef tendons are ok but rather considered a luxury at a restaurant. They're a bit hard to get.

Back on the topic of cannibalism, me and my college friends once watched the movie about that latin american team who survived a plane crash in some snow-capped mountains and had to eat their dead after it was agreed by all of them in case people die. We joked around after the movie about what we'd do. Several of us said we'd like to eat our muslim classmate whoe was there with us since she's not a pork-eater and that she's more healthy. She laughed at the idea and took it as a compliment.

Twilight · 04-30-2002, 09:18 AM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I could seriously go for some Sam flesh right now. You are right, you won't know how it tastes until you try it, so might as well dig in.

barrelrider110 · 04-30-2002, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn:
me and my college friends once watched the movie about that latin american team who survived a plane crash in some snow-capped mountains and had to eat their dead after it was agreed by all of them in case people die.

I also read a book about the disaster of the whale ship, Essex. The ship was way out in the Pacific, and all the crew members were in those little whale boats chasing this humongous old sperm whale. Well, the whale turns and rams the ship, sinking it. The guys in the lifeboats had to get back to land thousands of miles away, and some starved on the way and the others ate them to stay alive, like the plane crash.

Revolting as it seems, "ya gotta do what ya gotta do."

I heard hobbits taste like chicken anyway.

samwise of the shire · 05-03-2002, 12:15 AM

I dont think Frodo would eat Sam or vice versa. I mean think about it. With all the tramping they would be about as tender as beef jerkey

. But Sam's too good to be eaten and Frodo is too...too...too...good to be eaten. Actually I'm SURE that if Tolkien didn't provied Gollum Sam would have forced the Ring from Frodo and jumped into the Cracks of Doom to fufill the quest and to free his master. I honestly think that Tolkien had that in mind before he decided this equation. Gollum+Ringlust+Cracks of Doom=SAM'S SAVED!!!! YEEEEHHHHAAAAA!!!!
Sam
ps. Dont touch my buttons! They're real brass! And I am NOT a rabbit! You know I'm gonna get outta here before said phsyco over there*points to Twilight*decides to take a bite.
ADIOUS!

Twilight · 05-03-2002, 03:18 PM

That comment wasn't directed at you Samwise. It was meant to create outrage with my little brother. I am surprised he hasn't commented on it yet.

Wulažg · 05-04-2002, 02:12 PM

I was ignoring your comments.

*sigh*

Laredith · 05-04-2002, 06:49 PM

Why are you asking this? This is gross! Poor Sam!

samwise of the shire · 05-05-2002, 07:44 PM

Laredith you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. We do crazy stuff over here an' all. It's normal. Trust me.
Twilight I was kind of going along with the joke I guess.I wasn't offended. Beleive me if I was I would tell you.
Sam

Finrod Felagund · 05-06-2002, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by Menelvagor

What is it with you and my cat?!

I wouldn't eat Sam. Of course, if Sam really died, Frodo would probably just sit down and cry, then Blackheart would come along and it wouldn't matter anymore anyway.

I like your cat.

I like cats in general, they taste like chicken!

Just kidding about the eating cats thing.....

Faramir · 05-10-2002, 07:54 PM

Eat Sam?! Never! I'd let him lay there and rest and keep going, see if I could find food...Maybe I'd find an orc and he could eat that...

Catreena Dragonsword · 06-23-2002, 11:28 PM

If it were up to Frodo, he wouldn't eat his loyal companion, he'd die first. But me, hmmm. Let me think. I'd eat the hobbit, but I've always been intrested in cannibalism.

But ONLY ONLY ONLY if it were necessary.

The Ringbearer · 06-24-2002, 11:48 PM

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat my bestest buddy (who, I might add, was very hungry also, and had plenty of chances to eat me! And yet I have no bites out of me.....) ? NEVER!!!!!!! Death First!!!!!

I agree with Faramir: I would let Sam rest, and drag myself along the path to find some ork or whatnot, rather than that!

*sniff sniff* How could you even think of such a thing?

Actually, Menelvagor, I'd be more afraid of BoP coming across poor, poor, Frodo......

BeardofPants · 06-25-2002, 12:05 AM

I see my reputation precedes me.

*picks cartilege out of teeth with splintered femur*

Arathorn · 06-25-2002, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I see my reputation precedes me.

*picks cartilege out of teeth with splintered femur*

Does this mean you're eating meat again?

BeardofPants · 06-25-2002, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Arathorn
Does this mean you're eating meat again?

How could I live without bloody dripping red meat and scrumptious yummy innards?

*tears flesh from the now prone tofu-Frodo.*

Arathorn · 06-25-2002, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

How could I live without bloody dripping red meat and scrumptious yummy innards?

*tears flesh from the now prone tofu-Frodo.*

Goodie! Can I have some cartillage? They're a good source of protein but a bit expensive where I come from. Mmmmm.

I'll trade you 4 pairs of pants for them.

Play Girl · 06-25-2002, 01:36 PM

Hobbit is actually more like duck.
But don't eat clowns - they taste funny.
I know, I'm sorry but I just really could not resist.
*chomp* *chomp*
"mmmmm entmooter"
luv
Play Girl
xxx

BeardofPants · 06-25-2002, 06:24 PM

Four pairs of pants, eh? Hmmm.... *thoughtful look* What kind of pants?

Aw. My spirulina drink's all gone.

Arathorn · 06-25-2002, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Four pairs of pants, eh? Hmmm.... *thoughtful look* What kind of pants?

My old ones. The ones with holes in the pocketses because we used to keepses keys without keyholder bagses in them.

And one pair of boxers with Beatles lyrics on them..

04-29-2002, 09:00 PM	#22
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	So far, I've only had a chance to taste "delectable" sea cuccumber in chinese fine-dine restaurants. I don't particularly like them that much but their just ok. The pig parts are absolutely delicious! They're crunchy (cholesterol-high; which is usually true of the "best tasting" parts). Beef tendons are ok but rather considered a luxury at a restaurant. They're a bit hard to get. Back on the topic of cannibalism, me and my college friends once watched the movie about that latin american team who survived a plane crash in some snow-capped mountains and had to eat their dead after it was agreed by all of them in case people die. We joked around after the movie about what we'd do. Several of us said we'd like to eat our muslim classmate whoe was there with us since she's not a pork-eater and that she's more healthy. She laughed at the idea and took it as a compliment. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 04-29-2002 at 09:07 PM.

04-30-2002, 09:18 AM	#23
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	I don't know about the rest of you, but I could seriously go for some Sam flesh right now. You are right, you won't know how it tastes until you try it, so might as well dig in. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

05-03-2002, 12:15 AM	#25
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	I dont think Frodo would eat Sam or vice versa. I mean think about it. With all the tramping they would be about as tender as beef jerkey . But Sam's too good to be eaten and Frodo is too...too...too...good to be eaten. Actually I'm SURE that if Tolkien didn't provied Gollum Sam would have forced the Ring from Frodo and jumped into the Cracks of Doom to fufill the quest and to free his master. I honestly think that Tolkien had that in mind before he decided this equation. Gollum+Ringlust+Cracks of Doom=SAM'S SAVED!!!! YEEEEHHHHAAAAA!!!! Sam ps. Dont touch my buttons! They're real brass! And I am NOT a rabbit! You know I'm gonna get outta here before said phsyco over therepoints to Twilightdecides to take a bite. ADIOUS! __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA... Last edited by samwise of the shire : 05-03-2002 at 12:17 AM.

05-03-2002, 03:18 PM	#26
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	That comment wasn't directed at you Samwise. It was meant to create outrage with my little brother. I am surprised he hasn't commented on it yet. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

05-04-2002, 06:49 PM	#28
Laredith Enting Join Date: May 2002 Location: Gondor...no seriously, I do. Posts: 64	Why are you asking this? This is gross! Poor Sam! __________________ "You're rum little creatures, you humans." --Bree, from HHB ohh...and by the way... FRODO LIVES!!!

04-29-2002, 05:02 PM	#21
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Trust me, it can't be worse than a Chinese potluck. I've been to a few and I've had to eat sea cucumber, various pig parts(ear etc.), beef tendons... and that's only the last time I've been to one

05-04-2002, 02:12 PM	#27
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I was ignoring your comments. sigh

05-05-2002, 07:44 PM	#29
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Laredith you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. We do crazy stuff over here an' all. It's normal. Trust me. Twilight I was kind of going along with the joke I guess.I wasn't offended. Beleive me if I was I would tell you. Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

05-10-2002, 07:54 PM	#31
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	Eat Sam?! Never! I'd let him lay there and rest and keep going, see if I could find food...Maybe I'd find an orc and he could eat that... __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!

06-23-2002, 11:28 PM	#32
Catreena Dragonsword Sapling Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In Oregon or in Arizona, you decied Posts: 10	If it were up to Frodo, he wouldn't eat his loyal companion, he'd die first. But me, hmmm. Let me think. I'd eat the hobbit, but I've always been intrested in cannibalism. But ONLY ONLY ONLY if it were necessary. __________________ Kill for food, not for fun. This is the law of the Jungle! ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Cat the Queen Sarcasma, Overlady of all Wierd, Strange, and Unusual, Masteress of the Preditors, Finder of Dead and Roting Objects that are of No Use to Anyone,exc. _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~ Find what was lost Loose what was found Pay all the cost A hollow echo sound ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Wisdom runs a truer path Pain teaches great lessons Beauty is only a shimmering cloak Fear rules all Fear rules none

06-24-2002, 11:48 PM	#33
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat my bestest buddy (who, I might add, was very hungry also, and had plenty of chances to eat me! And yet I have no bites out of me.....) ? NEVER!!!!!!! Death First!!!!! I agree with Faramir: I would let Sam rest, and drag myself along the path to find some ork or whatnot, rather than that! sniff sniff How could you even think of such a thing? Actually, Menelvagor, I'd be more afraid of BoP coming across poor, poor, Frodo...... __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

06-25-2002, 12:05 AM	#34
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I see my reputation precedes me. picks cartilege out of teeth with splintered femur __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-25-2002, 01:36 PM	#38
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	Hobbit is actually more like duck. But don't eat clowns - they taste funny. I know, I'm sorry but I just really could not resist. chomp chomp "mmmmm entmooter" luv Play Girl xxx __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

06-25-2002, 06:24 PM	#39
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Four pairs of pants, eh? Hmmm.... thoughtful look What kind of pants? Aw. My spirulina drink's all gone. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords