Figwit wants you - Page 2

Lanelf · 04-16-2002, 11:31 PM

Hmmm. *gives everyone funny looks* I get it now, but I'll 'ave yew know, I'm a teen girl too...

*drums: Doom! Doom!* Now, where did I put my great big stick...
_________
A small cute frog pulls out a club and taps it meaningfully on his hand. Paw. Thing. Whatever.

galadriel88 · 04-17-2002, 08:01 AM

I think i half get it and half don't. *shrugs* Oh well, it'll prolly hit me later. BTW, from the comments of those who have gotten it, it doesn't seem like it's very offensive. I wish someone would just come out and say it plainly.

Darth Tater · 04-17-2002, 09:08 AM

Figwit is a girly man.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 09:10 AM

And the excrement hits the fanning device type thing.

StrawberryIcecream · 04-17-2002, 12:53 PM

OH MY GOODNESS! I just looked at his site!!! How did I miss such a sweet thing. Must add him to my signature. Anyone know the actor that plays him???
I must know! NOW! He's better than Legolas. But still. Was he mentioned in the books then? I certainly havent come accross him on my book reading travels.

eowyn144 · 04-17-2002, 02:25 PM

am proud to say that the usually shallow eowyn144(according to CBG's definition of the word) has sighted the afore mentioned figwit and has not erupted in a screaming -"o he's so georgous i must find out everything there is to know about him" fit.

he's not so great.
he has even less lines than legolas (is this possible?)
he is in the film for about two seconds.

for those still not in the know, its nothing to get worked up about.
i do like the name figwit though. very clever.

StrawberryIcecream · 04-17-2002, 02:28 PM

ok ok ok ok! Geez, learn to take a joke sometime! Have you read the article? He's way up himself! Though i still do think he's not ugly. Just not not as ugly as Meriadoc or ringwraith #5 for example.

Comic Book Guy · 04-17-2002, 03:12 PM

People like jumping on the anti-me bandwagon, I never defined teenage girls, I only mentioned that there are Shallow Teenage girls at this board.

***Earniel*** · 04-17-2002, 03:15 PM

*Raises eyebrow*

I seem to be missing the point and the rest of the thread-as usual- so what's this all about?

Pailan · 04-17-2002, 03:59 PM

Figwit shmigwit. But I suppose some young lasses will find him quite the dish for only 3 seconds worth of screen time. I wonder if the director's cut will bump his presence up to a whole minute.

LuthienTinuviel · 04-17-2002, 10:05 PM

site? figwit?
oh, i need to lay off the bottle. *pushes bottle away from her
and the pipe* rumages thru pocket taking out little pieces of paraphanalia

woo.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 10:11 PM

I really don't get it. He's not *that* good looking!

There is a site here.

galadriel88 · 04-17-2002, 10:37 PM

Where is the site and article ya'll are talking about?

Okay here's what I get: Figwit is gay, hence the "Frodo Is Great". He's also in the movie (I'm assuming you mean TTT) very, very briefly.

Here's what I don't get: What was the "Who Is That" for?

Somebody help me out here. I'm just trying to understand what your'e talking about. (I'm thickheaded, I know...

)

Shana · 04-17-2002, 11:00 PM

Ok, Ok
Figwit....
an elusive character who appears in the movie for all of one and a half seconds...
He can be spotted at the council of Elrond...
He is an elf with brown hair, though he is not sitting next to Elrond, making him of no kin to Elrond...
Supposedly, he is "quite the dish" and has become an undergound phenomenon to young, superficial LOtR girly fans...
someone has referenced the site earlirer on it this thread, so if you must, go take a look...
Nothing to get worked up over really...
Just fun

StrawberryIcecream · 04-18-2002, 01:55 PM

I wasnt having a go at you comic dude!!! I know there are shalloe girls on here. There are a hec of a lot of shallow men on here too. Glares meaningfully at Darth Tater

Glorious Glorfindel · 04-18-2002, 03:35 PM

you ought to watch your step young scoundrel. they will have you out of here before you can say Frodo Is Great..Who Is That?
tee hee, only joking strawberry.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 04-20-2002, 02:57 PM

Figwit. How very interesting. An elf, you say? But are you sure he really is an elf? He might have been an orc in disguise, acting as a spy at the counsel!

I think he has more than 3 seconds of screen time if he's the one I'm thinking of. Never knew shallow fangirls made such a big deal about him.
No, I'm not trying to insult anyone here.

Figwit is evil, I'm sure of it

BeardofPants · 04-20-2002, 03:30 PM

Well, he kinda looks evil, and that stare is just downright silly looking. He needs to be slapped silly with several different sizes of cold wet fish.

aldesign · 04-20-2002, 05:11 PM

what a pile of sh*t.

why do teen girlies have to be soo obsessed with 20ish y/o blokes. hes in it for 3sec, FGS.

andy

Eruviel Greenleaf · 04-20-2002, 05:42 PM

Yep, figwit is definitely evil.

Hey! I'm a teenaged girl and I am not obsessed with any 20ish y.o. blokes. So there. Ha.

04-16-2002, 11:31 PM	#21
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	Nassssty, Yesssss, Precioussssssssss... Hmmm. gives everyone funny looks I get it now, but I'll 'ave yew know, I'm a teen girl too... drums: Doom! Doom! Now, where did I put my great big stick... _________ A small cute frog pulls out a club and taps it meaningfully on his hand. Paw. Thing. Whatever.

04-17-2002, 08:01 AM	#22
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	I think i half get it and half don't. shrugs Oh well, it'll prolly hit me later. BTW, from the comments of those who have gotten it, it doesn't seem like it's very offensive. I wish someone would just come out and say it plainly. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-17-2002, 09:08 AM	#23
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Figwit is a girly man. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-17-2002, 09:10 AM	#24
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And the excrement hits the fanning device type thing. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 12:53 PM	#25
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	OH MY GOODNESS! I just looked at his site!!! How did I miss such a sweet thing. Must add him to my signature. Anyone know the actor that plays him??? I must know! NOW! He's better than Legolas. But still. Was he mentioned in the books then? I certainly havent come accross him on my book reading travels. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-17-2002, 02:25 PM	#26
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	am proud to say that the usually shallow eowyn144(according to CBG's definition of the word) has sighted the afore mentioned figwit and has not erupted in a screaming -"o he's so georgous i must find out everything there is to know about him" fit. he's not so great. he has even less lines than legolas (is this possible?) he is in the film for about two seconds. for those still not in the know, its nothing to get worked up about. i do like the name figwit though. very clever. __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

04-17-2002, 02:28 PM	#27
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	ok ok ok ok! Geez, learn to take a joke sometime! Have you read the article? He's way up himself! Though i still do think he's not ugly. Just not not as ugly as Meriadoc or ringwraith #5 for example. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-17-2002, 03:12 PM	#28
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	People like jumping on the anti-me bandwagon, I never defined teenage girls, I only mentioned that there are Shallow Teenage girls at this board.

04-17-2002, 03:15 PM	#29
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Raises eyebrow I seem to be missing the point and the rest of the thread-as usual- so what's this all about? __________________ We are not things.

04-17-2002, 03:59 PM	#30
Pailan Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: aisle 12, seat#2 Posts: 449	Figwit shmigwit. But I suppose some young lasses will find him quite the dish for only 3 seconds worth of screen time. I wonder if the director's cut will bump his presence up to a whole minute. __________________ "Holy Entmoot, Batman!" "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single sevice ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuosly, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." Oh, btw, Frodo lives.

04-17-2002, 10:05 PM	#31
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	site? figwit? oh, i need to lay off the bottle. pushes bottle away from her and the pipe rumages thru pocket taking out little pieces of paraphanalia woo. __________________

04-17-2002, 10:11 PM	#32
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I really don't get it. He's not that good looking! There is a site here. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-17-2002 at 10:42 PM.

04-17-2002, 10:37 PM	#33
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Where is the site and article ya'll are talking about? Okay here's what I get: Figwit is gay, hence the "Frodo Is Great". He's also in the movie (I'm assuming you mean TTT) very, very briefly. Here's what I don't get: What was the "Who Is That" for? Somebody help me out here. I'm just trying to understand what your'e talking about. (I'm thickheaded, I know... ) __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

04-17-2002, 11:00 PM	#34
Shana Hobbit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO USA, or Mirkwood, or possibly Lothlorien, maybe even the House of Tom Bombadil Posts: 34	Ok, Ok Figwit.... an elusive character who appears in the movie for all of one and a half seconds... He can be spotted at the council of Elrond... He is an elf with brown hair, though he is not sitting next to Elrond, making him of no kin to Elrond... Supposedly, he is "quite the dish" and has become an undergound phenomenon to young, superficial LOtR girly fans... someone has referenced the site earlirer on it this thread, so if you must, go take a look... Nothing to get worked up over really... Just fun

04-18-2002, 01:55 PM	#35
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	I wasnt having a go at you comic dude!!! I know there are shalloe girls on here. There are a hec of a lot of shallow men on here too. Glares meaningfully at Darth Tater __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

04-18-2002, 03:35 PM	#36
Glorious Glorfindel Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: im too doped up to remember Posts: 371	you ought to watch your step young scoundrel. they will have you out of here before you can say Frodo Is Great..Who Is That? tee hee, only joking strawberry. __________________ A Elbereth Gilthonial Silivren penna miriel o menal aglar elenath Na-chaered palan-diriel o galadhremmin ennorath Fanuilos, le linnathon nef aear, si nef aearon! add a drop of lavander to milk. leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.

04-20-2002, 02:57 PM	#37
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Figwit. How very interesting. An elf, you say? But are you sure he really is an elf? He might have been an orc in disguise, acting as a spy at the counsel! I think he has more than 3 seconds of screen time if he's the one I'm thinking of. Never knew shallow fangirls made such a big deal about him. No, I'm not trying to insult anyone here. Figwit is evil, I'm sure of it __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

04-20-2002, 03:30 PM	#38
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, he kinda looks evil, and that stare is just downright silly looking. He needs to be slapped silly with several different sizes of cold wet fish. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-20-2002, 05:11 PM	#39
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	what a pile of sht. why do teen girlies have to be soo obsessed with 20ish y/o blokes. hes in it for 3sec, FGS. andy __________________ The funniest story on the net, made by entmoot fanatics, visit it @ FOTMB.com* FRODO LIVES!! GET FREE AVATARS HERE!

04-20-2002, 05:42 PM	#40
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Yep, figwit is definitely evil. Hey! I'm a teenaged girl and I am not obsessed with any 20ish y.o. blokes. So there. Ha. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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