Qustion: You Encounter your favorite LOTR bad guy tied up in a room... - Page 2

Arathorn · 04-11-2002, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
if it was not limited to LOTR

i'd say feanor and make him swear an oath to me

A smart one! He'll be one tough bodyguard.

Dwarven Sen · 04-12-2002, 07:37 AM

He would get everybody else to swear to you too because he is a powerful speaker and blood is thicker than water

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by Dwarven Sen
He would get everybody else to swear to you too because he is a powerful speaker and blood is thicker than water

Blood and chocolate. Both are thicker than water and curdle when boiled.

You can never break an oath in chocolate!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:38 AM

Blood and chocolate, now there's a combination you don't see everyday!

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Blood and chocolate, now there's a combination you don't see everyday!

I think you have to be me to see it at all!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK

I think you have to be me to see it at all!

Not strictly true. You just have to be female to draw those connections.... mmmmmmm........ chocolate..... Gah, must be that time of the month, again.

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Not strictly true. You just have to be female to draw those connections.... mmmmmmm........ chocolate..... Gah, must be that time of the month, again.

*Wonders how BoP meant that to sound*

Annnyyyywayy, i think my fav is gollum, he's not really bad but if he were tied up in a room i'd free him and befriend him.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:14 AM

(I meant that to sound like the period/choclate urges, but change of subject... Don't want to gross out the male mooters)

Gollum eh? He'd bite your fingers off in a second.

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Gollum eh? He'd bite your fingers off in a second.

Not if i promised him fishes for ever more if i could keep him forever!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:24 AM

But then you'd smell permanently of fish... Blech.

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
But then you'd smell permanently of fish... Blech.

Good point, can you get tofu fish? I'll culture him into a vegetarian! Strictly no fingers!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Good point, can you get tofu fish? I'll culture him into a vegetarian! Strictly no fingers!

I'd give him a weak on tofu fish before he bit off your fingers. Gollum, gollum.

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

I'd give him a weak on tofu fish before he bit off your fingers. Gollum, gollum.

Nuh! I could do this...it is my challengE! Anyway, if he wanted them for the warm, lviinng feeling of live food he wouldnt get it. I have bad circulation as my hands are always freezing. Like now.

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK

Nuh! I could do this...it is my challengE! Anyway, if he wanted them for the warm, lviinng feeling of live food he wouldnt get it. I have bad circulation as my hands are always freezing. Like now.

Not nearly as bad as the circulation in my feet, I kill people with these feet, I tell you, they're like icicles... argh, now that you mention it, my hands have frozen up now, too! Gah! Backspace is my new best friend...

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 11:16 AM

Come to think of it, my feet are cold too. But my hands are like ice-cubes. In the summer they are eqivelent to a fan. Oh...i could use the freeze hands as a threat to keep gollum under control!

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
Come to think of it, my feet are cold too. But my hands are like ice-cubes. In the summer they are eqivelent to a fan. Oh...i could use the freeze hands as a threat to keep gollum under control!

"... and you have my feet!"

hehe, had to say that!

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

"... and you have my feet!"

hehe, had to say that!

And i will use them well! Thinking about it though, if Sauron was tied up in a room you caould save a lot of effort by just leaving him there.

afro-elf · 04-12-2002, 11:59 AM

I'm Chocolate. Or at least I was called that in Ukraine, Thailand, Colombia and Korea. Else were i didn't warrant the Chocolate moniker

But for BoP my Blood boils greater than the fires of the Cracks of Doom.

Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril

Then Bop would be all mine and we could make a BG, 1/2 dwarf, shai-hulud, dalek, hobbit, elf, fedakyn, shaolin, jedi army

Mwah......

BeardofPants · 04-12-2002, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by afro-elf
I'm Chocolate. Or at least I was called that in Ukraine, Thailand, Colombia and Korea. Else were i didn't warrant the Chocolate moniker

But for BoP my Blood boils greater than the fires of the Cracks of Doom.

Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril

Then Bop would be all mine and we could make a BG, 1/2 dwarf, shai-hulud, dalek, hobbit, elf, fedakyn, shaolin, jedi army

Mwah......

Ya forgot the Fremen, cybermen and Honoured Matres....

Oh, and fish speakers (I know, I know, earlier versions of H.T.s,) and face dancers, and Saudauker (sp?)...

Elfmaster XK · 04-12-2002, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by afro-elf

Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril

Mwah......

Good plan...he mocks me!

Your army would be weird!!

04-12-2002, 07:37 AM	#22
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	He would get everybody else to swear to you too because he is a powerful speaker and blood is thicker than water __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

04-12-2002, 09:38 AM	#24
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Blood and chocolate, now there's a combination you don't see everyday! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-12-2002 at 09:41 AM.

04-12-2002, 10:14 AM	#28
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	(I meant that to sound like the period/choclate urges, but change of subject... Don't want to gross out the male mooters) Gollum eh? He'd bite your fingers off in a second. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 10:24 AM	#30
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	But then you'd smell permanently of fish... Blech. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-12-2002, 11:16 AM	#35
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Come to think of it, my feet are cold too. But my hands are like ice-cubes. In the summer they are eqivelent to a fan. Oh...i could use the freeze hands as a threat to keep gollum under control! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

04-12-2002, 11:59 AM	#38
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	I'm Chocolate. Or at least I was called that in Ukraine, Thailand, Colombia and Korea. Else were i didn't warrant the Chocolate moniker But for BoP my Blood boils greater than the fires of the Cracks of Doom. Actually, I'd make a deal for him to kill Anduril Then Bop would be all mine and we could make a BG, 1/2 dwarf, shai-hulud, dalek, hobbit, elf, fedakyn, shaolin, jedi army Mwah...... __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

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