Elijah Wood - a bit of a weirdo? - Page 12

Gerbil · 03-12-2002, 08:04 PM

I'm incognito of course.
You think Elijah Wood will let a rodent get near him?

FrodoFriend · 03-12-2002, 08:31 PM

Maybe if you introduced yourself politely, and complimented his latest movie, and mentioned what a huge fan of his you are.

Gorhiriel · 03-12-2002, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Maybe if you introduced yourself politely, and complimented his latest movie, and mentioned what a huge fan of his you are.

AMEN TO THAT!!!

Gerbil · 03-12-2002, 08:41 PM

Got to be more succesful than telling him you run around stomping on and torching poor wee helpless cute ickle wodents :P

Gorhiriel · 03-12-2002, 09:05 PM

Daft mouse. ANYWAY!! Didn't you sayyou were related to the rabbit from Monty Python? Defenceless indeed!!

Tanoliel · 03-12-2002, 09:36 PM

I blow my nose in your general direction!

I think Elijah must have thousands of rabid fans throwing themselves at him...we must pool our creativity and think of a new and inventive way to seduce...uh...*cough* I mean, TALK to him. This excludes Gerbil, of course, who is evidently impervious to our dear Frodo's charms.

-tano

Gerbil · 03-12-2002, 11:36 PM

Ewww - fancy a human? No thanks...
Perhaps I should be the intermediary though - you need someone clear headed and intelligent on this quest - mission - thing...

*groans*

Sorry..........

Ararax · 03-12-2002, 11:39 PM

ok i never knew foot hair was an afrodisiac

Tanoliel · 03-12-2002, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Ararax
ok i never knew foot hair was an afrodisiac

Huh?
Well, that counts you out, Gerbil! *groan* yourself!

I'd rather fancy hobbits, myself...
-tano

Gerbil · 03-12-2002, 11:58 PM

You girls only fancy hobbits cos you are all short and want to dominate some poor guy!

In this case DON'T pick on someone your own size

Entlover · 03-13-2002, 02:16 AM

" Yahhhh, another ally to our cause...of...um...what really IS our cause, besides defending Elijah so we can drool--uh...*cough* ADMIRE--more freely?
-tano [/B][/QUOTE]

I think the phrase you're searching for, Tano, is "admire him from afar."

Our cause: to waste time?

Also to communicate with other people who admire LOTR too, because I get tired of being around highly efficient organized people all day who wouldn't know Elijah if he fell off a bus in front of them. It's a right brain thing.
I went to see LOTR again and you're right, it's even better the 2nd time.
Has anyone seen the National Geographic special on it? It's said to have interviews with the cast.

Laurelyn · 03-13-2002, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by Gerbil
You girls only fancy hobbits cos you are all short and want to dominate some poor guy!

Short? Short? SHORT????!!!!
Alright, that's it, where's the rodent . . . .

So maybe Elijah Wood is taller than me in real life, but I'm only twelve, and I'm gonna grow another coupla inches still. At any rate, Gerbil, you're wrong. . . We all fancy hobbits becuase human males are pathetic.

Now . . . if you'll al excuse me, I've got some rodent-squashing to do! I shall not tolerate being called short, even if I am!

Gerbil · 03-13-2002, 10:52 AM

Cheers Laurelyn

A perfectly nonsence response that reminds me why I haunt these lists!

And careful when you try to stomp on me, you sound so small it'd actually be a step up

Dwarven Sen · 03-13-2002, 10:57 AM

I'm sorry but elijah wood isn't strange he's constipated we have had discussions about this throughout our sixth-form common room. In a girls school the entire a-level taking population of about two hundred agree

Gorhiriel · 03-13-2002, 04:57 PM

THAT'S IT!!! Iamsick of people bagging Elijah!!! ESPECIALLY THAT RODENT!!
Aha! (Calls loudly) Diablo! My pet snake!!

Elf Girl · 03-13-2002, 07:12 PM

I have a pet snake.

Anyway, Elijah's very cool. I don't worship him, but I really don't like it when people bag him. Don't kill me because I don't worship him. (at least I'm not competition)

BTW, I am TINY. I'll be twelve in a few monthes, and I am only, like 4'8. Ugh.

Gerbil · 03-13-2002, 07:51 PM

*grins*

Do you ever wonder what Elijah would think of all this?
Do you think he'd:

A) Be grateful for people sticking up for his looks or
B) Be worried that people got worked up about something so arbitrary

*curious squeak*

And don't worry about being small EG, I'm 26 and only approximately 4 inches tall

Gerbil · 03-13-2002, 08:14 PM

On a slightly random EW note, I got this from a list I'm on today:

Quote:

I tol' y'all about this show.
If it comes to the UK, and i'm sure itwill, checkit it is HILArious.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/osbournes/

Best quote so far :

"I don't want to pick up any more dog ****, I'm a rock star!"
-Ozzy.

(it's also very LA-LA land - close friend 'Elijah -frodo-Woods' pops in to
go with the Ozzykids to see some band.....y'know, just your average family
;-) Only thing is MTV being MTV you don't kow how much of a setup stuff like
that is - promotion/PR etc..)

def take a looksee though.

Couldn't see anything related to EW on the site but didn't look too hard, perhaps some of you more desperate or bored fans could trawl to see what you come up with

TinuvielChild · 03-13-2002, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by Entlover
He IS an Englishman . . .
Oh, he could have been a Prussian, a French or Turk or Roosian,
or perhaps Eye-talian . .
but in spite of all temptations
to belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman . . .
He remaaaa-ins an Englishman!

Very good reply, Gerbil. I take it all back.
As an American of English descent, I applaud your sentiments, I'm a patriotic American about the same as you are a patriotic Englishman.
And only an American could play Frodo - hah!

AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! omg!!!! another G&S lover on Entmoot *nearly dies of shock*!!! how cool is that? now i'm going to have Pinafore stuck in my head for the rest of the day...

TinuvielChild · 03-13-2002, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
WHITE FERRETS!! They bounce too!! Tee hee.

lol!!

03-12-2002, 08:04 PM	#1
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	I'm incognito of course. You think Elijah Wood will let a rodent get near him? __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

03-12-2002, 08:31 PM	#2
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Maybe if you introduced yourself politely, and complimented his latest movie, and mentioned what a huge fan of his you are. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-12-2002, 08:41 PM	#4
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Got to be more succesful than telling him you run around stomping on and torching poor wee helpless cute ickle wodents :P __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

03-12-2002, 09:05 PM	#5
Gorhiriel Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 112	Hah Daft mouse. ANYWAY!! Didn't you sayyou were related to the rabbit from Monty Python? Defenceless indeed!! __________________ Do not mess with me, or I will call my dragons and Destroy You All!!! BOROMIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And anon shall I Sail into the West: with the setting sun I shall remove my light from this world..."

03-12-2002, 09:36 PM	#6
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I blow my nose in your general direction! I think Elijah must have thousands of rabid fans throwing themselves at him...we must pool our creativity and think of a new and inventive way to seduce...uh...cough I mean, TALK to him. This excludes Gerbil, of course, who is evidently impervious to our dear Frodo's charms. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-12-2002, 11:36 PM	#7
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Ewww - fancy a human? No thanks... Perhaps I should be the intermediary though - you need someone clear headed and intelligent on this quest - mission - thing... groans Sorry.......... __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

03-12-2002, 11:39 PM	#8
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	ok i never knew foot hair was an afrodisiac __________________ Woah Deep

03-12-2002, 11:58 PM	#10
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	You girls only fancy hobbits cos you are all short and want to dominate some poor guy! In this case DON'T pick on someone your own size __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

03-13-2002, 02:16 AM	#11
Entlover Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 463	" Yahhhh, another ally to our cause...of...um...what really IS our cause, besides defending Elijah so we can drool--uh...cough ADMIRE--more freely? -tano [/B][/QUOTE] I think the phrase you're searching for, Tano, is "admire him from afar." Our cause: to waste time? Also to communicate with other people who admire LOTR too, because I get tired of being around highly efficient organized people all day who wouldn't know Elijah if he fell off a bus in front of them. It's a right brain thing. I went to see LOTR again and you're right, it's even better the 2nd time. Has anyone seen the National Geographic special on it? It's said to have interviews with the cast.

03-13-2002, 10:52 AM	#13
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Cheers Laurelyn A perfectly nonsence response that reminds me why I haunt these lists! And careful when you try to stomp on me, you sound so small it'd actually be a step up __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

03-13-2002, 10:57 AM	#14
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	I'm sorry but elijah wood isn't strange he's constipated we have had discussions about this throughout our sixth-form common room. In a girls school the entire a-level taking population of about two hundred agree __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

03-13-2002, 04:57 PM	#15
Gorhiriel Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 112	Grr. THAT'S IT!!! Iamsick of people bagging Elijah!!! ESPECIALLY THAT RODENT!! Aha! (Calls loudly) Diablo! My pet snake!! __________________ Do not mess with me, or I will call my dragons and Destroy You All!!! BOROMIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "And anon shall I Sail into the West: with the setting sun I shall remove my light from this world..."

03-13-2002, 07:12 PM	#16
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I have a pet snake. Anyway, Elijah's very cool. I don't worship him, but I really don't like it when people bag him. Don't kill me because I don't worship him. (at least I'm not competition) BTW, I am TINY. I'll be twelve in a few monthes, and I am only, like 4'8. Ugh. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

03-13-2002, 07:51 PM	#17
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	grins Do you ever wonder what Elijah would think of all this? Do you think he'd: A) Be grateful for people sticking up for his looks or B) Be worried that people got worked up about something so arbitrary curious squeak And don't worry about being small EG, I'm 26 and only approximately 4 inches tall __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

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