Sam jackson/mace windu lines

[afro-elf]

I hope the filters will catch the bad words IF they don't give me a moment to edit them myself

The TOP 14 Best Lines Samuel L. Jackson has in Star Wars: Episode 1.

14. You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass.

13. You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet mother****er who taught me this ****.

12. That's no moon, asshole - that's a ****ing space station!

11. I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin' alongside no ****-ass teddy bears.

10. "You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for . . . "

9. "Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er."

8. "This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room . . . accept no substitutes."

7. "If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine."

6. "Feel the Force, mother****er."

5. "'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What?'"

4. "You sendin' the Fett? ****, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"

3. "Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What's the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."

2. "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?"

1. "Hand me my lightsaber . . . it's the one that says "Bad-ass Mother****er" on it."

[Arathorn]

Here's 2 I caught in Episode II (a bit tame and the few he did say):
1. Party's over.
2. I don't think so.