Which one of the hobbits had the eyeglasses and the wand?

Blackheart · 04-01-2008, 09:20 AM

April fools suckers!

inked · 04-01-2008, 12:07 PM

Weel perchance it wert the infamous 2nd cousin of Frodo on the distaff side once removed and alleged, mind ye, alleged, to have consorted with either a dwarf or an ork (bein' in the barrel made it difficult of assurance, ye might gather), none other than Elvis Picklelarish Harefoot, the XXVIIth, or so! You might want to check the difficult-to-find appendicitis of BORED OF THE RINGS to be sure!

Blackheart · 04-01-2008, 04:11 PM

Are you sure it wasn't Potter Hairyfoot?

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 04-01-2008, 04:13 PM

it was Barney flegelhiemerson

04-01-2008, 09:20 AM	#1
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Which one of the hobbits had the eyeglasses and the wand? April fools suckers! __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-01-2008, 12:07 PM	#2
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Weel perchance it wert the infamous 2nd cousin of Frodo on the distaff side once removed and alleged, mind ye, alleged, to have consorted with either a dwarf or an ork (bein' in the barrel made it difficult of assurance, ye might gather), none other than Elvis Picklelarish Harefoot, the XXVIIth, or so! You might want to check the difficult-to-find appendicitis of BORED OF THE RINGS to be sure! __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

04-01-2008, 04:11 PM	#3
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Are you sure it wasn't Potter Hairyfoot? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

04-01-2008, 04:13 PM	#4
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	it was Barney flegelhiemerson __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.