who would win ?

Brimvalir · 02-15-2002, 09:38 PM

Obi won vs Gandalf ????

Nibs · 02-15-2002, 10:06 PM

Here's how it would go:

OW: We meet again, old man... but now I am the master.
[lightsaber flashes to life]
G: Only a master of adolescent deliquents, Obi.
[his staff glows with an inner flame]
OW: You are more hair than man, now, Gandalf... twisted and senile...
[waves his weapon a bit]
G: Go take a long jump off a tall cliff, you padawannabe.
OW: How dare you insult me, ancient peddler! Prepare to die!
[steps toward Gandalf menacingly]
G: [calmly] Should you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine...
OW: Are you talking in riddles? I HATE riddles.
G: I think we got started off on the wrong foot... sorry about the padawan pun, but why do you hate me so?
OW: You killed my father!
G: No, Obi... I am your father.
OW: NO!! It can't be true!
[he turns off his lightsaber, collapses on his knees, and sobs into his hands]

(Don't you hate it when they say) TO BE CONTINUED

Wayfarer · 02-16-2002, 01:28 PM

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emplynx · 02-16-2002, 01:48 PM

Very good Nibs!

Arathorn · 02-16-2002, 02:05 PM

the spoof is strong in this one... i will be following your career young master nibs

Nibs · 02-16-2002, 06:10 PM

[Obi-wan gazes at the wizened wizard with a wrathful countenance; he notices that Gandalf now holds his lightsaber]
G: You want [longingly] this... take it from me... strike me down! Give in to your hate. I am defenseless...
OW: You want me to kill you?
G: Well, yes... it's crucial for the sequel, you know...
OW: Well, that settles it.
[Obi-wan leaves, dancing and singing to "ABC, 123" by the Jackson Five]
G: Crimony! Now we'll never draw the crowds...
[Scooby Doo his crew enter]
Thelma: Jinkies! It's Gandalf!
Fred: It was him all along!
G: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddlin' kids!
[Gandalf vanishes with a bright flash from his staff]

I have no idea what this means, but I'm flattered that you enjoyed the first installment. This is a different angle of farce. Don't forget to look at my reply to "Middle-Earth vs the Empire". It's even better, in my opinion.

Comic Book Guy · 02-16-2002, 06:31 PM

Wayfarers right, go to the link to the thread he gave. Next time, use the search feature.

02-15-2002, 09:38 PM	#1
Brimvalir Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 103	who would win ? Obi won vs Gandalf ???? __________________ Swords are of no more use here ... All that is gold does not glitter nor are all those who wander lost......

02-15-2002, 10:06 PM	#2
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Here's how it would go: OW: We meet again, old man... but now I am the master. [lightsaber flashes to life] G: Only a master of adolescent deliquents, Obi. [his staff glows with an inner flame] OW: You are more hair than man, now, Gandalf... twisted and senile... [waves his weapon a bit] G: Go take a long jump off a tall cliff, you padawannabe. OW: How dare you insult me, ancient peddler! Prepare to die! [steps toward Gandalf menacingly] G: [calmly] Should you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine... OW: Are you talking in riddles? I HATE riddles. G: I think we got started off on the wrong foot... sorry about the padawan pun, but why do you hate me so? OW: You killed my father! G: No, Obi... I am your father. OW: NO!! It can't be true! [he turns off his lightsaber, collapses on his knees, and sobs into his hands] (Don't you hate it when they say) TO BE CONTINUED __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-16-2002, 01:28 PM	#3
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Go Here __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

02-16-2002, 02:05 PM	#5
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	the spoof is strong in this one... i will be following your career young master nibs __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-16-2002, 06:10 PM	#6
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	[Obi-wan gazes at the wizened wizard with a wrathful countenance; he notices that Gandalf now holds his lightsaber] G: You want [longingly] this... take it from me... strike me down! Give in to your hate. I am defenseless... OW: You want me to kill you? G: Well, yes... it's crucial for the sequel, you know... OW: Well, that settles it. [Obi-wan leaves, dancing and singing to "ABC, 123" by the Jackson Five] G: Crimony! Now we'll never draw the crowds... [Scooby Doo his crew enter] Thelma: Jinkies! It's Gandalf! Fred: It was him all along! G: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddlin' kids! [Gandalf vanishes with a bright flash from his staff] I have no idea what this means, but I'm flattered that you enjoyed the first installment. This is a different angle of farce. Don't forget to look at my reply to "Middle-Earth vs the Empire". It's even better, in my opinion. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-16-2002, 01:48 PM	#4
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	Very good Nibs!

02-16-2002, 06:31 PM	#7
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Wayfarers right, go to the link to the thread he gave. Next time, use the search feature.