What would you do if......?

[Beor]

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
I wonder what people would do if they landed right in the middle of Mordor........

Crack a beer.

(Screw it, its just Mordor, I've seen blacker smoke here, and had to breath it, but without beer.)

[Bombadillo]

Definately ask for directions to Mirkwood, make my way over there, but most likely be denied entry. Ultimately I'd end up in the House of Tom Bombadil, wondering why i'm in ME and why they won't let me into Mirkwood.

[Sicirus]

If I landed in Mordor my options are the following.

1)Run as fast as I can (which is not very fast compared to orcs.

2) Jump off of a cliff or building and hope I can fly. (I belive I can)

Or 3) Dress up like an orc and avoid getting eaten and make it out ALIVE.

[Mrs Maggot]

If I landed in Mordor…
Well i would try and tunnel my way out and if that failed, maybe…um… seduce the Mouth of Sauron?

[Lady Ravyn]

eeesh, i don't think i'd want to seduce ANYTHING out of mordor lol

if i landed in mordor, i'd pretend like i belonged there, and join in with a group of evil men (what were they called? i'm tired, so my brain isn't working very welll... ) as soon as i could, i would leave and hopefully escape alive and sane.







not that i am sane.....

[Angelus22]

If I suddenly found myself in Mordor I would freak out.

I'd steal a black cloak since I'm 6'4" I might just be able to pass myself off as a Nazgul long enough not to be gutted by an orc (if you discount the fact I would be walking.)

I would then use my instrinsic knowledge of LOTR to ambush Frodo as he comes out of Cirith Ungol and steal the one ring. Knowing as I would exactly who owns the three elven rings, and where their owners are... I'd have a mighty good laugh as I unleash my mighty horde of badgers on the unsuspecting.

Of course most likely I would be captured by Orcs and tortured for my knowledge, and being a weak fleshling of Earth I doubt I'd hold out long before telling him where to find the One ring, Nenya, Vilya and Narya.

Sorry Iluvitar, I guess you're carefully sculpted plan didn't take into contigency of readers suddenly appearing in M.E.

I could always use my profound understanding of 21st Century Earth Science to place myself into power. Two words, industrial revolution... gunpowder, electricity, cement (although that's not so modern), sanitation and you get the idea...

Mwahaha...

[Beor]

Originally posted by Angelus22

I could always use my profound understanding of 21st Century Earth Science to place myself into power. Two words, industrial revolution... gunpowder, electricity, cement (although that's not so modern), sanitation and you get the idea...

Mwahaha...

Yes, and M240B, AH-60, M2A2ODS, M1A1, etc...

[BeardofPants]

Originally posted by Angelus22
If I suddenly found myself in Mordor I would freak out.

...

Mwahaha...

Woohoo! Another antipodean! You bring the badgers, I'll bring the bikinis.


Hmm... that sounds wrong on so many levels...

[luinilwen]

badgers in bikinis! ahaha!