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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
Posts: 937
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Well at least I'm not the only one. Sounds painful.
If you ride horses....stay in the saddle. Edit: If you lose a sock 'lose' another one so the first sock isn't lonely.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NO where and every where!
Posts: 413
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"when filling up a container with water from the cooler, do not place knee underneath to reach for itch...need i explain more?"
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"This is the day you will all remember that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow" Elizabeth: "Will!" Will: "Elizabeth!" Jack: "Monkey!" "It's captain Jack Sparrow, captain..." "If you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it." Red coat, "Impersonating a judge." Jack: (Oh, ya that was fun look on his face) "Do us a favour...i know it's hard...but stay here and try not to do...anything...stupid." "Yes...but why is the rum gone?!" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" *~~Elvish Faerie~~* |
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Her Infernal Majesty
Join Date: Jan 2003
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"It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo |
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Canadian Guy.
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The true North Strong and Free
Posts: 1,513
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never stick a car cigarette lighter in then when it pops out stick your finger on it.
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"Canadians are so apathetic, but, what are you gonna do about it" -Glen Foster Wierd Harry Potter quotes ![]() the old nintendo duck hunt game Lemmings Swron Random Homer Simpson Quotes |
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
Posts: 937
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Yeah cause it gets hot! Go gullom!
While in school and atttemping to gig your friend for being an idoit...check for teachers.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lost in the Opera House
Posts: 9,328
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lol.
if you have a dog and are walking in your yard, watch where you step. ![]() doggy poo.
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Canadian Guy.
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The true North Strong and Free
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"Canadians are so apathetic, but, what are you gonna do about it" -Glen Foster Wierd Harry Potter quotes ![]() the old nintendo duck hunt game Lemmings Swron Random Homer Simpson Quotes |
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"The Bomb"
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: all over the place
Posts: 1,601
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Don't join the swim team if you're allergic to chlorine. If you already did, QUIT!
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: in front of my computer
Posts: 125
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don't act like me real stupid
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good to be back!!!!!! slipknot rules and norco is still the best!! my fourm need ppl!! http://www.casev.com/lotr/ |
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Canadian Guy.
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The true North Strong and Free
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"Canadians are so apathetic, but, what are you gonna do about it" -Glen Foster Wierd Harry Potter quotes ![]() the old nintendo duck hunt game Lemmings Swron Random Homer Simpson Quotes |
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i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,353
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dotn wear mascara that isnt water proof when watchign a sad movie with your crush (or any one for that matter)
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'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan |
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Orodruin's Flame
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Kananaskis, AB
Posts: 1,194
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Dnt sleep with a puppie that isn't house trained. lol
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Council of Entmoot - Foreign Affairs Minister - 2004-05 Visit the Ye Olde Avatar Shop and The New One Dont tell me what I cannot do Two men are on a Island, they both see a "monster", one sees a bright light, and the other sees a dark cloud My name bares no reference to the music artist. |
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