They fight crime

afro-elf · 05-02-2003, 02:28 AM

This is funny:

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

He's an otherworldly Amish sorceror with a secret. She's a man-hating Buddhist schoolgirl who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing Jewish gangster looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a vivacious hypochondriac bodyguard on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

He's a lonely guitar-strumming barbarian haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a warm-hearted out-of-work opera singer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional shark-wrestling farmboy plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a cold-hearted cigar-chomping safe cracker from Mars. They fight crime!

Baby-K · 05-02-2003, 02:51 AM

He's a notorious flyboy Green Beret haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a provocative nymphomaniac opera singer with the power to see death. They fight crime!

He's a deeply religious sweet-toothed waffle chef with a passion for fast cars. She's a cold-hearted impetuous pearl diver from beyond the grave They fight crime!

He's a gun-slinging alcoholic firefighter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a violent thirtysomething pearl diver with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Ye know AE, this could keep the simple minded busy for days

Wayfarer · 05-02-2003, 05:19 AM

*/pats Baby-K on the head.

Have fun, and remember to eat.

markedel · 05-02-2003, 10:20 AM

wow someone has way too much spare time...like me for instance.

05-02-2003, 02:28 AM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	They fight crime This is funny: http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm He's an otherworldly Amish sorceror with a secret. She's a man-hating Buddhist schoolgirl who can talk to animals. They fight crime! He's a lounge-singing Jewish gangster looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a vivacious hypochondriac bodyguard on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime! He's a lonely guitar-strumming barbarian haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a warm-hearted out-of-work opera singer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime! He's an unconventional shark-wrestling farmboy plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a cold-hearted cigar-chomping safe cracker from Mars. They fight crime! __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

05-02-2003, 02:51 AM	#2
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	He's a notorious flyboy Green Beret haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a provocative nymphomaniac opera singer with the power to see death. They fight crime! He's a deeply religious sweet-toothed waffle chef with a passion for fast cars. She's a cold-hearted impetuous pearl diver from beyond the grave They fight crime! He's a gun-slinging alcoholic firefighter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a violent thirtysomething pearl diver with an evil twin sister. They fight crime! Ye know AE, this could keep the simple minded busy for days __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

05-02-2003, 05:19 AM	#3
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	*/pats Baby-K on the head. Have fun, and remember to eat. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

05-02-2003, 10:20 AM	#4
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	wow someone has way too much spare time...like me for instance. __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

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