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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class
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The golf one was funny. I can just see pip in a white hat with a red pom pom on top!
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04-14-2003, 07:36 PM
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Alasailon
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I wonder if Hobbits would have to wear golf shoes . . .
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04-14-2003, 09:06 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Arwen wearing Woody Allen's glasses.
Elrond, in leather, on a motorcycle. Pippin in that large, white suit the singer of the Talking Heads wore. The exact same size suit. Bilbo stuck in a manhole in the middle of a street. Bilbo's face in the teletubby Po, Aragorn as Lala, Gandalf as Dipsy, and Legolas as Tinky-Winky. Arien the Maia as the baby in the sun, and Huan as the Noo-Noo. Galadriel as a telemarketer. Gimli playing tiddly-winks.
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04-23-2003, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: all over the place
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Gandalf finally goes a little overboard on the Old Toby and runs around naked hiding from 'the purple oliphaunts that are trying to kill him.'
Some elves shave Gimli as a prank. During an argument, Smeagol starts bashing Gollum's face in with a rock.
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