Intro to my wife...

there... my sig now has no profanity.
and i've changed my mind anyway. Ben isn't my husband. Tristan is


err.... is "damn" a bad word?

Oh no! Tristan is even more underage than his brother! You'll corrupt him into a life of profane sigs!

hush little boy, or you're next

Thank you for changing your sig. I'm cool with "damn".

You're married to Jon, not Tristan!

Hmmmm. Why not marry them both? They are both intelligent and ambitious! Potentially excellent providers!

(If they weren't Jewish, I'd say they'd bring home plenty of bacon!)

Of course, you'd have to support them for the first decade or so...

hehehehe...
that's a super-great idea

And perhaps some formatting...

And it would also be a good idea to attribute the second quote to the late great Kurt Cobain and/or Nirvana.

(Yes, I am a signature critic. If a sig takes up more than a third of my gorgeous 19 inch monitor, I get peeved.)

yes, well, as long as my signature doesnt offend anyone for a good reason, frankly i dont give a ****.

Copyright violation might be considered offensive. Seriously, if you're going to take any advice of mine, please cite the source for that quote.