Hey all of you Python fans!

ringbearer · 09-27-2001, 10:51 PM

Go here for complete scripts for the TV series.

Bantan · 09-29-2001, 11:02 AM

Monty Python??

cee2lee2 · 09-29-2001, 04:20 PM

Oh joy

Thank you!

jediguy · 10-07-2001, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bantan
Monty Python??

Are you saying that you've never heard of Monty Python???

Snowdog · 09-30-2002, 04:45 PM

I Dont Like SPAM!

Dunadan · 09-30-2002, 04:51 PM

No?
How about spam, egg and chips?
or chips, egg and spam?
Spam, spam, egg, spam and spam?

...etc

d.

***Rían*** · 09-30-2002, 05:18 PM

OH NO! Too much fun!! Now my laundry's really going to suffer!

Does anyone remember the short little thing, Someone (I forgot the name) Of The North? The whole thing was this guy wrapped in tons of fur, trying to get up onto his horse, and he couldn't do it because he could hardly move! They would just keep coming back to him trying to get up on his horse so they could start the story, but he just couldn't get up.

Also the Hide and Seek Olympics - I'll have to search for that one.
Thanks!

Cirdan · 09-30-2002, 07:36 PM

...and then you go to the bleebin' Whatney's red barrel, and when you get back to the hotel the germans are building a human pyramid and they serve you a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup and you get back on the bus and your in Rome and you go to another bleedin' Whatney's Red Barrel and the man at the next table is going on and on about how Mr. Smith ought to be running this country and then he trows up all over the Maitre'd...

Thank You!

BeardofPants · 09-30-2002, 07:51 PM

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

katya · 09-30-2002, 09:38 PM

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons...

i love that sketch.

BeardofPants · 09-30-2002, 09:49 PM

Dunadan · 10-01-2002, 10:48 AM

Later, at the blood bank:

No, you may not give urine instead of blood.
Spit?
No.
Sweat?
No.
Earwax.
No! Look, this is a blood bank. We want your blood or nothing.
I'll give you some blood if you'll give me...
What?
...a thing to do some urine in.

09-27-2001, 10:51 PM	#1
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09-29-2001, 11:02 AM	#2
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09-30-2002, 04:45 PM	#5
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09-30-2002, 05:18 PM	#7
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	OH NO! Too much fun!! Now my laundry's really going to suffer! Does anyone remember the short little thing, Someone (I forgot the name) Of The North? The whole thing was this guy wrapped in tons of fur, trying to get up onto his horse, and he couldn't do it because he could hardly move! They would just keep coming back to him trying to get up on his horse so they could start the story, but he just couldn't get up. Also the Hide and Seek Olympics - I'll have to search for that one. Thanks! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

09-30-2002, 07:36 PM	#8
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	...and then you go to the bleebin' Whatney's red barrel, and when you get back to the hotel the germans are building a human pyramid and they serve you a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup and you get back on the bus and your in Rome and you go to another bleedin' Whatney's Red Barrel and the man at the next table is going on and on about how Mr. Smith ought to be running this country and then he trows up all over the Maitre'd... Thank You! __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

09-29-2001, 04:20 PM	#3
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	Oh joy Thank you!

09-30-2002, 04:51 PM	#6
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	No? How about spam, egg and chips? or chips, egg and spam? Spam, spam, egg, spam and spam? ...etc d.

09-30-2002, 07:51 PM	#9
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09-30-2002, 09:38 PM	#10
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons... i love that sketch.

09-30-2002, 09:49 PM	#11
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10-01-2002, 10:48 AM	#12
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	Later, at the blood bank: No, you may not give urine instead of blood. Spit? No. Sweat? No. Earwax. No! Look, this is a blood bank. We want your blood or nothing. I'll give you some blood if you'll give me... What? ...a thing to do some urine in.

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