Favorite Line From Monty Python and the Holy Grail? - Page 2

Sween · 08-12-2002, 08:40 AM

Its all good

Elfmaster XK · 08-12-2002, 09:10 AM

I think it has to be

'We are the knights who say......................NI'

Or the entire passage about the holy hand grenade....amen. '5 is right out!'

Rûdhaglarien · 08-12-2002, 05:28 PM

I love the whole "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"African or European swallow?" You know, when Arthur is challenged and then when the old man at the bridge asks Arthur that question, he asks his question and the old man says, "I don't know that." and goes flying into the pit thing.
OR...!! What about the "I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling much better!" part. I love that part.
Heck... I love the whole damn movie!!

MONTY PYTHON ROCKS MY FREAKING TOE SOCKS!!
You know, there is a Monty Python/LotR parody thingy somewhere on this darned interweb... don't... remember... where.... 'Twas funny... very funny....
I should probably stop now... randomness rocks!!
K, I'm done.

No, wait, I'm not... what about "Are you suggesting to me that coconuts migrate?"
AND!! "Thou shalt not count to one, nor to two, lest it be to get to three...."
Oh heck... I can't pick...!!

Bregalad · 08-12-2002, 11:07 PM

Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?
They could be carried!
A swallow carry a coconut?!
It could grip it by the husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!
Perhaps if 2 birds carried it together. They could use a strand of creeper.

glasses · 08-13-2002, 03:38 PM

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing.

King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.

Bregalad · 08-13-2002, 07:53 PM

Some day, son, all this will be yours!

What, the curtains?

glasses · 08-14-2002, 11:21 AM

Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Galenavar · 08-23-2002, 11:44 PM

Thwack!!!!
Message for you sir!

Do not fear! I shall avenge your death!
Umm...I'm not dead sir.
Well...then I shall avenge your mortally wounding!
Uh...I think I might pull through sir.
Oh. Well, then, you just...wait right there.
(or something like that)

...in the harsh winter, they ran out of food and had to resort to cannibalism and eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

I love the whole Trojan rabbit scene.
Now we jump out of the rabbit and sieze the castle! *pause*
Wait, we jump out of the rabbit?

Yeah, I love Monty Python!!!!

Ma Uai: Ua Nemti · 09-01-2002, 10:34 PM

We are no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the knights who say... Eky-eky-eky-push-latang-uup!

Ni

Shhh!

glasses · 09-03-2002, 04:53 PM

Have at you!
You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough eh?
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound!

Ma Uai: Ua Nemti · 09-03-2002, 10:56 PM

You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!! *bun-DAAA*

No!

Oh, please!

Palanturiel · 09-04-2002, 08:11 PM

excuse me, old woman

man!

What?

I'm a man. and im 37 im not old.

Well, i cant just call you man

you could call me dennis

i didnt know you were called dennis

well, you didnt bother to ask did you...

and the rest of that very long conversation and all of the french taunting and basically the whole movie rocks. it is just so random!

08-12-2002, 08:40 AM	#21
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Its all good __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-12-2002, 09:10 AM	#22
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	I think it has to be 'We are the knights who say......................NI' Or the entire passage about the holy hand grenade....amen. '5 is right out!' __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

08-12-2002, 05:28 PM	#23
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	I love the whole "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" "African or European swallow?" You know, when Arthur is challenged and then when the old man at the bridge asks Arthur that question, he asks his question and the old man says, "I don't know that." and goes flying into the pit thing. OR...!! What about the "I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling much better!" part. I love that part. Heck... I love the whole damn movie!! MONTY PYTHON ROCKS MY FREAKING TOE SOCKS!! You know, there is a Monty Python/LotR parody thingy somewhere on this darned interweb... don't... remember... where.... 'Twas funny... very funny.... I should probably stop now... randomness rocks!! K, I'm done. No, wait, I'm not... what about "Are you suggesting to me that coconuts migrate?" AND!! "Thou shalt not count to one, nor to two, lest it be to get to three...." Oh heck... I can't pick...!! __________________ I have a very expensive pen. Last edited by Rûdhaglarien : 08-12-2002 at 05:41 PM.

08-12-2002, 11:07 PM	#24
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory? They could be carried! A swallow carry a coconut?! It could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut! Perhaps if 2 birds carried it together. They could use a strand of creeper. __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

08-13-2002, 03:38 PM	#25
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	God: What are you doing now? King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord. God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing. King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England. __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

08-13-2002, 07:53 PM	#26
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	Some day, son, all this will be yours! What, the curtains? __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

08-14-2002, 11:21 AM	#27
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu-- Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

08-23-2002, 11:44 PM	#28
Galenavar Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: WI Posts: 129	Thwack!!!! Message for you sir! Do not fear! I shall avenge your death! Umm...I'm not dead sir. Well...then I shall avenge your mortally wounding! Uh...I think I might pull through sir. Oh. Well, then, you just...wait right there. (or something like that) ...in the harsh winter, they ran out of food and had to resort to cannibalism and eat Sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. I love the whole Trojan rabbit scene. Now we jump out of the rabbit and sieze the castle! pause Wait, we jump out of the rabbit? Yeah, I love Monty Python!!!! __________________ Galenavar Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo If there's no magic, there's no meaning.

09-01-2002, 10:34 PM	#29
Ma Uai: Ua Nemti Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: We'd tell you but you're all out to get us. Posts: 215	We are no longer the knights who say Ni. We are now the knights who say... Eky-eky-eky-push-latang-uup! Ni Shhh! __________________ Pharoah "Vires decusque."

09-03-2002, 04:53 PM	#30
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Have at you! You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine. Oh, had enough eh? Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound! __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

09-03-2002, 10:56 PM	#31
Ma Uai: Ua Nemti Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: We'd tell you but you're all out to get us. Posts: 215	You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!! bun-DAAA No! Oh, please! __________________ Pharoah "Vires decusque."

09-04-2002, 08:11 PM	#32
Palanturiel Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow... Posts: 24	excuse me, old woman man! What? I'm a man. and im 37 im not old. Well, i cant just call you man you could call me dennis i didnt know you were called dennis well, you didnt bother to ask did you... and the rest of that very long conversation and all of the french taunting and basically the whole movie rocks. it is just so random! __________________ ~Palanturiel Sindarin Elf of Northern Mirkwood ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ History became legend... Legend became myth... And some things that should not have been forgotten... were lost... Thus the third age of middle-earth began. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YODA LIVES! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember, people! We are all unique! Just like everybody else!