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Old 06-21-2002, 04:43 PM   #101
Varda Oiolosseo
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This is the second time i have done this. I am Erendil on Varda's computer at her house. Naturally i am in on her name.
Sorry for any confusion caused.
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Old 06-21-2002, 06:35 PM   #102
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TO gimli if you want to die: Yo' momma so ugly, even the TIDE won't take her out.* proceeds to get a sound beating from Gimli
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Old 06-21-2002, 07:34 PM   #103
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Yo mama's teeth so yellow trolls run away 'cos they think the sun is shinning
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About Eowyn,
Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means?

She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

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Old 06-21-2002, 11:35 PM   #104
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To Sauruman:
Let's see if I got this straight......
Melkor tried to rule the world and got his A** chained up.....
Sauron tried to be just like Melkor..got his bootaaay kicked multiple times.......
and you want to suplant Sauron??

YOU SIR ARE NO MELKOR!
YOU CAN'T KICK ORC BU**!

Geez...how stupid can you get?!!

You wanna'be of a wanna'be wanna'be!!!
LOOOOOSSSERRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-24-2002, 11:42 PM   #105
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Sauruman To Gandalf: Grey is like sooo NOT this seasons neutral, What were you thinking! Good God man, It's spring! Think Pink! That sack makes you look like so....frumpy
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Old 06-25-2002, 05:31 PM   #106
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yo momma's so old when eru composed the music she said " nice tune"

yo momma's so old that when the elves woke up she said " rise and shine"
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About Eowyn,
Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means?

She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight.

'Dern Helm"

Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.
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Old 06-25-2002, 08:12 PM   #107
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You is so ugly I think when Morgoth rained all the ugliness on Arda your umbrella musta been broke.
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Old 06-26-2002, 01:44 AM   #108
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Your father was an orc and your mother was an Oliphant.

Her butt is so big Frodo tried to throw the ring into it.
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