Why are you weird? - Page 49

Blackheart · 06-17-2002, 11:25 AM

*giggles in fits of madness as he erects a single black smoothe monolith on a flat area near a pit where someone is shreiking about suburban housewifes.*

Now... thats done.

*Disapears in a flash of brimstone*

Sicirus · 06-17-2002, 12:07 PM

*stares at clone of self*
*growls*
I am the only chocolate eating, human morphing, wolf in this life time buddy!
Clone: *growls*
*stupid mortal wolf I will destroy you, then eat all you'r chocolate stash.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Attacks clone and rolls into pit with Bop.*

Human#3.141592653 · 06-17-2002, 02:10 PM

*The Vikings randomly burst in and begin to sing...sing...sing!*
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! *They march across the oceans in thier horn hats and tu-tu*Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! *No one is safe from thier song of horror!* Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! *How will the wolrd survive all this spam?!* Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! Spam! Spam Spam! Spaaaaaaaam!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 02:50 PM

*cough* spam *cough*

mrcool · 06-17-2002, 03:28 PM

spam turns green on mondays...-don't ask...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrcool
spam turns green on mondays...-don't ask...

I thought it turned purple...or maybe that's Tuesdays

Blackheart · 06-17-2002, 04:09 PM

*Monolith emits a weird greenish light, which causes all the spam to assemble itself into a horde of tiny spam crabs, which begin to swarm towards the embattled clone couples*

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*The Monolith emits a low hum of self satisfaction*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 04:18 PM

The duck that sits on my moniter ate the spam. It was purple.

Garina · 06-17-2002, 04:25 PM

BoP? Need any help? There appears to be a giant black monolith belching spam crabs near you!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 04:31 PM

*runs to rescue BoP from nasty spamming crabs*
Well, if she's a goddess...oh, I'll try to help anyway

mrcool · 06-17-2002, 04:32 PM

silly munchkins...

Katt_knome_hobbit · 06-17-2002, 04:35 PM

Zap!

Boing Boing Boing

Fwap!

*Katt suddenly appeared, did two back handsprings and fell flat on her face*

Katt~ NLO Vries! AI MM OOOOO ka

*Katt Passes out which she is particularly fond of doing and immedatly wakes up*

Katt~ I'm not a penguin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-17-2002, 04:36 PM

*picks up the penguin and places it on a stone altar for the goddess of wisdom*

Now what can I do about those spam crabs, I wonder?

Human#3.141592653 · 06-17-2002, 04:36 PM

EG, you sound like Delirium.

The Vikings sit on the Monolith and sings: "Here I come to save the day! That means that Mighty mouse is one his way! Yes sir when there is a wrong to right; Mighty Mouse will join the fight! On the sea or on the land; he gets teh situation well in hand! WU!"

Then they start tap dancing on teh pink and purplpe alter ego of Mirahzi who makes a speaky chewy monkey noise. "For she once was true love of mine..."

"What?" cry all the sane, or those who think themselves sane, "What? What?" From the back of the room comes a small desparate cry of one terrified beyond all reason: "I'm not a penguin!"

Human#3.141592653 · 06-17-2002, 04:38 PM

BRUCE!!!

mrcool · 06-17-2002, 04:39 PM

MOOSES!!!

Comic Book Guy · 06-17-2002, 05:46 PM

PADLOCK!

06-17-2002, 11:25 AM	#961
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	giggles in fits of madness as he erects a single black smoothe monolith on a flat area near a pit where someone is shreiking about suburban housewifes. Now... thats done. Disapears in a flash of brimstone __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-17-2002, 12:07 PM	#962
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	stares at clone of self growls I am the only chocolate eating, human morphing, wolf in this life time buddy! Clone: growls stupid mortal wolf I will destroy you, then eat all you'r chocolate stash. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Attacks clone and rolls into pit with Bop.* __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-17-2002, 02:10 PM	#963
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	STUPID VIKINGS! The Vikings randomly burst in and begin to sing...sing...sing! Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! They march across the oceans in thier horn hats and tu-tuSpam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! No one is safe from thier song of horror! Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! How will the wolrd survive all this spam?! Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spamdy-spam! Oh wonderful spam! Spam! Spam Spam! Spaaaaaaaam! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

06-17-2002, 02:50 PM	#964
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	cough spam cough __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-17-2002, 03:28 PM	#965
mrcool Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15	spam turns green on mondays...-don't ask... __________________ Mooses R COOL!! I Am MaG! MOosES AnD GAnDaLFS!!! -don't ask...

06-17-2002, 04:09 PM	#967
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Monolith emits a weird greenish light, which causes all the spam to assemble itself into a horde of tiny spam crabs, which begin to swarm towards the embattled clone couples Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The Monolith emits a low hum of self satisfaction __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

06-17-2002, 04:18 PM	#968
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	The duck that sits on my moniter ate the spam. It was purple. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-17-2002, 04:25 PM	#969
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	BoP? Need any help? There appears to be a giant black monolith belching spam crabs near you! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-17-2002, 04:31 PM	#970
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	runs to rescue BoP from nasty spamming crabs Well, if she's a goddess...oh, I'll try to help anyway __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-17-2002, 04:32 PM	#971
mrcool Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15	silly munchkins... __________________ Mooses R COOL!! I Am MaG! MOosES AnD GAnDaLFS!!! -don't ask...

06-17-2002, 04:35 PM	#972
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Zap! Boing Boing Boing Fwap! Katt suddenly appeared, did two back handsprings and fell flat on her face Katt~ NLO Vries! AI MM OOOOO ka Katt Passes out which she is particularly fond of doing and immedatly wakes up Katt~ I'm not a penguin!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

06-17-2002, 04:36 PM	#973
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	picks up the penguin and places it on a stone altar for the goddess of wisdom Now what can I do about those spam crabs, I wonder? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-17-2002, 04:36 PM	#974
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	EG, you sound like Delirium. The Vikings sit on the Monolith and sings: "Here I come to save the day! That means that Mighty mouse is one his way! Yes sir when there is a wrong to right; Mighty Mouse will join the fight! On the sea or on the land; he gets teh situation well in hand! WU!" Then they start tap dancing on teh pink and purplpe alter ego of Mirahzi who makes a speaky chewy monkey noise. "For she once was true love of mine..." "What?" cry all the sane, or those who think themselves sane, "What? What?" From the back of the room comes a small desparate cry of one terrified beyond all reason: "I'm not a penguin!" __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

06-17-2002, 04:38 PM	#975
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	BRUCE!!! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

06-17-2002, 04:39 PM	#976
mrcool Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: VA Posts: 15	MOOSES!!! __________________ Mooses R COOL!! I Am MaG! MOosES AnD GAnDaLFS!!! -don't ask...

06-17-2002, 05:46 PM	#977
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	PADLOCK!

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