Good News! I'm not...

Prince Myshkin · 04-10-2007, 04:12 PM

The father of Anna Nicoles Baby! lol

And do you know what the really funny thing is?

That smug blonde guy, (Larry Birkhead) is! As opposed to the sleazy lawyer (Howard K. Stern)

I'm just glad I'm off the hook... lol

Reactions?

The last sane person · 04-10-2007, 04:51 PM

*reaction:*

Um, who cares?

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-10-2007, 05:27 PM

That is good news.

Is this related to that supposedly long list of reasons you're a bad person?

hectorberlioz · 04-10-2007, 05:28 PM

O come now Prince Myshkin, we all know who the real father is: Rudy Giuliani

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-10-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

O come now Prince Myshkin, we all know who the real father is: Rudy Giuliani

It's not through lack of trying.

hectorberlioz · 04-10-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

It's not through lack of trying.

We should have sent Anna Nicole to negotiate for us with Iran or something...

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-10-2007, 06:03 PM

Referring to Rudy's peccadillos, not Anna Nicole's.

hectorberlioz · 04-10-2007, 06:09 PM

Uh...but Anna Nicole was definitely more prolific...at least publicly.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 04-10-2007, 06:16 PM

http://www.nndb.com/people/587/000024515/

Get to know your candidate.

And I thought this was funny, partly because it features my favorite pic of the Rudster. http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/03/...iuliani_a.html

Quote:

Team Giuliani is clearly hoping to establish Judith Giuliani as something other than the girlfriend who entered the former mayor's life while he was still married to Hanover, with whom he has two children.

In recent months, Judith has accompanied him on campaign swings and she recently introduced her husband as "my teammate, my favorite guy in the ballpark" at a packed, baseball-themed Manhattan fund-raiser for Giuliani's presidential exploratory committee.

She is also prominently featured on his campaign Web site as "a registered nurse with an extensive medical and scientific background."

Judith told The News yesterday that she has not been a practicing nurse for many years, having used her credentials instead to work mostly in medical and pharmaceutical sales. She worked at Bristol-Myers Squibb from 1994 to 2001, where she rose to hospital sales manager.

A New York Times profile in 2001 said Judith received a "nursing degree from Pennsylvania State University in 1974," which she never corrected until yesterday when The News confirmed she graduated from the St. Luke's School of Nursing. The two-year, hospital-based program in Bethlehem, Pa., was affiliated with Pennsylvania State University in 1974, and some university professors came to the hospital to teach the general education courses, school officials said.

Three months after her Sept. 1, 1974, graduation from St. Luke's, the young Judith Stish also had wedding bells in mind.

Judith said she met Ross, who was five years older than her, in Charlotte, N.C., where she was based as a medical equipment saleswoman for U.S. Surgical Corp.

They ran off to Las Vegas, where a Nevada marriage certificate shows the young couple got hitched at the Chapel of the Bells.

http://nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/0...fic_guy-3.html

***Tessar*** · 04-10-2007, 06:18 PM

If anyone here is the father, just let it be known that having slept with Anna Nicole Smith is grounds for instant perma-banning.

hectorberlioz · 04-10-2007, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

http://www.nndb.com/people/587/000024515/

Get to know your candidate.

And I thought this was funny, partly because it features my favorite pic of the Rudster. http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/03/...iuliani_a.html

http://nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/0...fic_guy-3.html

Hey, don't look at me...I'm not aching to vote for him.

faerie_child · 04-10-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

We should have sent Anna Nicole to negotiate for us with Iran or something...

Yeah... that would've worked out really well...

Prince Myshkin · 04-10-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

If anyone here is the father, just let it be known that having slept with Anna Nicole Smith is grounds for instant perma-banning.

Well sure, now how are we going to get anyone on the board to own up to it?
You, Tessar are just contributeing to the number of baby daddies out and around in the world. Is that what you want?

durinsbane2244 · 04-10-2007, 09:29 PM

so guys, like i was saying, i have this fake id, right, it's Larry- ooh...bad timing....

*runs*

Insidious Rex · 04-11-2007, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

If anyone here is the father, just let it be known that having slept with Anna Nicole Smith is grounds for instant perma-banning.

Well then I guess a quarter of the male population is banned from posting here...

Frankly Im disapointed Im not the father. Talk about winning the lottery... What a cash cow being the only parent of a billion dollar gold diggers baby.

hectorberlioz · 04-11-2007, 03:35 PM

I'm not so sure that ALL those guys after the money are the father...I mean....ok, nevermind

***Rían*** · 04-11-2007, 06:10 PM

Ugh. What a disgusting three-ring circus.

durinsbane2244 · 04-11-2007, 06:22 PM

3 ring? try 32384723098487107489234758923478293472390840923850 9273094830480239840923840 ring...

**Nurvingiel** · 04-13-2007, 03:54 PM

Poor Anna Nicole Smith. She dies tragically, and all anyone can think about is who can get custody of her child, not to take care of the kid and be a loving parent, but to get their greedy paws on her vast fortune.

It's really disgusting.

Everyone should just leave them alone.

rohirrim TR · 04-13-2007, 03:58 PM

edit: oops wrong thread

04-10-2007, 04:12 PM	#1
Prince Myshkin Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 112	Good News! I'm not... The father of Anna Nicoles Baby! lol And do you know what the really funny thing is? That smug blonde guy, (Larry Birkhead) is! As opposed to the sleazy lawyer (Howard K. Stern) I'm just glad I'm off the hook... lol Reactions?

04-10-2007, 04:51 PM	#2
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	reaction: Um, who cares? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-10-2007, 05:27 PM	#3
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Lol That is good news. Is this related to that supposedly long list of reasons you're a bad person?

04-10-2007, 05:28 PM	#4
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	O come now Prince Myshkin, we all know who the real father is: Rudy Giuliani __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-10-2007, 06:03 PM	#7
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	*knock knock* Referring to Rudy's peccadillos, not Anna Nicole's.

04-10-2007, 06:09 PM	#8
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Uh...but Anna Nicole was definitely more prolific...at least publicly. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-10-2007, 06:18 PM	#10
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	If anyone here is the father, just let it be known that having slept with Anna Nicole Smith is grounds for instant perma-banning.

04-10-2007, 09:29 PM	#14
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	so guys, like i was saying, i have this fake id, right, it's Larry- ooh...bad timing.... runs __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

04-11-2007, 03:35 PM	#16
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I'm not so sure that ALL those guys after the money are the father...I mean....ok, nevermind __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-11-2007, 06:10 PM	#17
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Ugh. What a disgusting three-ring circus. __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

04-11-2007, 06:22 PM	#18
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	3 ring? try 32384723098487107489234758923478293472390840923850 9273094830480239840923840 ring... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

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