songs of power/ dissin' time/poetry

afro-elf · 10-26-2001, 01:44 PM

I wrote this one on another site but I'm gonna post it here.

Hopefully wayfarer, inoldonil, maybe even tessearact 12 will take up the banner and spread the battle

who is better Elves, Men, Dwarves, Hobbits?

there once was a being who smeared the afro-elf
totally unaware of the danger brought against himself

however he soon learned to live in fear
somehow sensing his demise was near

was his intelligence blunted by being a man
totally ignornant of Eru's plan

or was he a smelly runt of a dwarf
who with one punt could be cast from a wharf

so at last came the afro-elf a warrior without peer
and repeatedly stabbed the bastard with his magic spear

so when someone asks do you wanna dis the FRO
just smile and say no!

afro-elf · 10-26-2001, 01:52 PM

elves kick ass

dwarves pass gas

the lives of men too quickly pass

Darth Tater · 10-26-2001, 02:32 PM

"Death is your gift"

sorry couldn't resist

afro-elf · 10-26-2001, 03:05 PM

i shall exist as long as there is earth and sky

but you my mortal friend shall quickly die

without illness and forever young

from brighter flames our souls have sprung

if you dare look in our luminous eyes

there you will see where true power lies

awakened under elder skies

we were there when the sun first did rise

and all the works of man shall pass away

in the west the glory of the eldar shall forever stay

Darth Tater · 10-26-2001, 03:31 PM

The days of the elves are no more. The earth has been inherited by man, the ones to whom the greatest gift was given: the gift of death

afro-elf · 10-26-2001, 04:10 PM

If Elves lived in this age they would not watch such mental garbage such as Jerry Springer

They wouldn't consider Brittney Spears even a singer

They would realize that Titanic was ****

And Eru knows they wouldn't listen to rap

Without Elves the world is not great

and the gift of man is a horrible fate

afro-elf · 10-26-2001, 04:13 PM

eru gave men the gift of death outta mercy so there would be an end to their sad pathetic lives

afro-elf · 10-26-2001, 04:22 PM

would you wanna be a dwarf short and smelly
with a bulbous nose and beer gut belly

or would you wanna be a short lived man
a wetch races that is also-ran

or would you wanna be a glorious Elf
the epitome of beauty itself

Darth Tater · 10-26-2001, 09:50 PM

Would you wanna be an elf, watch the years go slowly by, watch as all your non elf friends die. watch as the world passes away, watch as sorrow wins another day. wait and wait, and then loose hope. pass on to a fate that you already know. without the dream of a better place, a place so secret that none who pass there return. the gift of men is trully great, greater then the elven fate.

afro-elf · 10-27-2001, 04:58 AM

Quote:

the dream of a better place, a place so secret that none who pass there return. the gift of men is trully great, greater then the elven fate.

perhaps just an empty dream. maybe they don't return because they are DEAD.

maybe the GIFT of men is eternal peace. the peace of cessation.

the peace of non-being. the peace of death. no pain, no sorrow, no anything.

Selwythe · 10-27-2001, 10:56 AM

Sorry, posted twice. My connection is killing me.

Selwythe · 10-27-2001, 10:58 AM

Do not forget the Orc
Plain and useful as a dork

Beings created in the likeness of elves
But reeks of Morgoth corrupted their selves

The Orcs are a beautiful bunch
And would happily eat you for lunch

For if we do not have these beings of brute
Wherefore do you have Entmoot?

Elves are sluts
Men are tarts
Dwarves are nuts
Orcs have guts

easterlinge · 10-28-2001, 09:54 PM

Tater, I think you're supposed to reply in rhyme.

Disparaging the Race of Durin
The hardy and long endurin'
Is really not a wise act
We resist fire of Dragons
And kill Orcs by the waggon
Now feel thee my sharp AXE!!!

Them silly Elves
Perched on them shelves
Up on a mallorn-tree
I'd rather burrow
Tunnel and furrow
Than climb and crouch like a monkey

samwise of the shire · 11-01-2001, 11:57 PM

Orcs are foul folks
They play all sorts of stupid jokes
And elves may have beauty
But never ending life
Is not for me
and all the men
Seem to become mad
But a hobbit is true and his feet are always unclad
The end

afro-elf · 04-14-2002, 12:57 PM

Oh look at the silly orcs

Mutated elves turned into dorks

FrodoFriend · 04-14-2002, 01:40 PM

Elves may be old

Men, they got speed

Dwarves hammer gold

But only Hobbits got WEED!!

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 06:02 PM

Ai!

I can't rhyme for shite, but here goes....

All that glitters is not gold,
But Frodo sure is mould.

*Pulls out cardboard box, and proceeds to hide under it*

I wish that Legolas Greenleaf
Would throw himself upon a coral reef.

*BoP's voice can be heard, slightly muffled, from inside her box of protection + 4*

With a christian name like Viggo,
I would paint myself in pink dayglow,
Tie myself to a tree,
And pretend to be a bee.

*Odd sight of said box shuffling around befuddles the mooters*

And If I were to play Arwen,
I'd stab myself with a pin,
Burn my skanky script
And get a face lift.

*Box scuttles off screen*

***Khamûl*** · 04-14-2002, 06:43 PM

*lifts edge of box*

Very... original, BOP.

*puts box back*

BeardofPants · 04-14-2002, 06:52 PM

*Muffled voice filters out from BoP's box of Protection + 4*

Thank'ee.

Laurelyn · 04-15-2002, 06:15 AM

ai! Here's an old thread!
But I can't rhyme any better 'n BoP . . . if fact, I'm worse . . .
But these are cool!

10-26-2001, 01:44 PM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	songs of power/ dissin' time/poetry I wrote this one on another site but I'm gonna post it here. Hopefully wayfarer, inoldonil, maybe even tessearact 12 will take up the banner and spread the battle who is better Elves, Men, Dwarves, Hobbits? there once was a being who smeared the afro-elf totally unaware of the danger brought against himself however he soon learned to live in fear somehow sensing his demise was near was his intelligence blunted by being a man totally ignornant of Eru's plan or was he a smelly runt of a dwarf who with one punt could be cast from a wharf so at last came the afro-elf a warrior without peer and repeatedly stabbed the bastard with his magic spear so when someone asks do you wanna dis the FRO just smile and say no! __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 10-26-2001 at 01:47 PM.

10-26-2001, 01:52 PM	#2
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	elves kick ass dwarves pass gas the lives of men too quickly pass __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-26-2001, 02:32 PM	#3
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	"Death is your gift" sorry couldn't resist __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

10-26-2001, 03:05 PM	#4
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	i shall exist as long as there is earth and sky but you my mortal friend shall quickly die without illness and forever young from brighter flames our souls have sprung if you dare look in our luminous eyes there you will see where true power lies awakened under elder skies we were there when the sun first did rise and all the works of man shall pass away in the west the glory of the eldar shall forever stay __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-26-2001, 03:31 PM	#5
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	The days of the elves are no more. The earth has been inherited by man, the ones to whom the greatest gift was given: the gift of death __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

10-26-2001, 04:10 PM	#6
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	If Elves lived in this age they would not watch such mental garbage such as Jerry Springer They wouldn't consider Brittney Spears even a singer They would realize that Titanic was **** And Eru knows they wouldn't listen to rap Without Elves the world is not great and the gift of man is a horrible fate __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-26-2001, 04:13 PM	#7
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	eru gave men the gift of death outta mercy so there would be an end to their sad pathetic lives __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-26-2001, 04:22 PM	#8
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	would you wanna be a dwarf short and smelly with a bulbous nose and beer gut belly or would you wanna be a short lived man a wetch races that is also-ran or would you wanna be a glorious Elf the epitome of beauty itself __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

10-26-2001, 09:50 PM	#9
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Would you wanna be an elf, watch the years go slowly by, watch as all your non elf friends die. watch as the world passes away, watch as sorrow wins another day. wait and wait, and then loose hope. pass on to a fate that you already know. without the dream of a better place, a place so secret that none who pass there return. the gift of men is trully great, greater then the elven fate. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

10-27-2001, 10:56 AM	#11
Selwythe Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 221	Sorry, posted twice. My connection is killing me. __________________ If I say you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me? Last edited by Selwythe : 10-27-2001 at 10:58 AM.

10-27-2001, 10:58 AM	#12
Selwythe Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arcadia, CA Posts: 221	Do not forget the Orc Plain and useful as a dork Beings created in the likeness of elves But reeks of Morgoth corrupted their selves The Orcs are a beautiful bunch And would happily eat you for lunch For if we do not have these beings of brute Wherefore do you have Entmoot? Elves are sluts Men are tarts Dwarves are nuts Orcs have guts __________________ If I say you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me? Last edited by Selwythe : 10-27-2001 at 11:17 AM.

10-28-2001, 09:54 PM	#13
easterlinge Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest Khand, the darkest East... Posts: 442	Tater, I think you're supposed to reply in rhyme. Disparaging the Race of Durin The hardy and long endurin' Is really not a wise act We resist fire of Dragons And kill Orcs by the waggon Now feel thee my sharp AXE!!! Them silly Elves Perched on them shelves Up on a mallorn-tree I'd rather burrow Tunnel and furrow Than climb and crouch like a monkey Last edited by easterlinge : 10-28-2001 at 09:58 PM.

11-01-2001, 11:57 PM	#14
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	LOL Orcs are foul folks They play all sorts of stupid jokes And elves may have beauty But never ending life Is not for me and all the men Seem to become mad But a hobbit is true and his feet are always unclad The end __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

04-14-2002, 12:57 PM	#15
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Oh look at the silly orcs Mutated elves turned into dorks __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

04-14-2002, 01:40 PM	#16
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Elves may be old Men, they got speed Dwarves hammer gold But only Hobbits got WEED!! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-14-2002, 06:02 PM	#17
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ai! I can't rhyme for shite, but here goes.... All that glitters is not gold, But Frodo sure is mould. Pulls out cardboard box, and proceeds to hide under it I wish that Legolas Greenleaf Would throw himself upon a coral reef. BoP's voice can be heard, slightly muffled, from inside her box of protection + 4 With a christian name like Viggo, I would paint myself in pink dayglow, Tie myself to a tree, And pretend to be a bee. Odd sight of said box shuffling around befuddles the mooters And If I were to play Arwen, I'd stab myself with a pin, Burn my skanky script And get a face lift. Box scuttles off screen __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-14-2002 at 06:49 PM.

04-14-2002, 06:43 PM	#18
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	lifts edge of box Very... original, BOP. puts box back __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

04-14-2002, 06:52 PM	#19
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Muffled voice filters out from BoP's box of Protection + 4 Thank'ee. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-15-2002, 06:15 AM	#20
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	ai! Here's an old thread! But I can't rhyme any better 'n BoP . . . if fact, I'm worse . . . But these are cool! __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

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