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03-21-2002, 05:48 AM
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Elven Warrior
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This is my first try so I hope its OK. Its a version of Bon Jovi's Its My Life:
This aint a song for the broken hearted Or a silent prayer for ring departed I aint gonna be just an elf in the crowd Youll hear the halfling vioce if I shout it out loud Its my ring for now and ever Cos now Im gonna live forever I just wanna keep it while I hide (the ring is mine) My road is an open highway with wraiths along the byway I just wanna keep it while I hide cos its my life Now I'm involved with whats goin' down For Merry and Bilbo so they aren't cut down Tomorrow'll be harder make no mistake The road to mordor is what we're gonna have to take Its my ring for now and ever Cos now I'm gonna live forever I just wanna keep it while I hide (the ring is mine) the road is an open highway with balrogs on the byway Ijust wanna keep it while I hide cos the ring is mine The others stand tall while i hide back dont bend or break into a body stack its my ring for now and ever cos now i'm gonna live forever i just wanna keep it while i hide (the ring is mine) my road is an open highway with the eye at every doorway i just wanna keep it while i hide (the ring is mine) my road is an open highway if we could just find a dryway I just wanna keep it while i hide cos its my ring what do you think i also have I see a little silouhetto on the wall Its a wraith! Its a wraith! Its time to run away now and by the way Dido has made a song called my lovers gone and it just reminds me of elvves ?!?!
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03-21-2002, 05:56 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Pretty darned good Dwarven Sen. Keep it up.
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03-21-2002, 08:47 AM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
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Okay, here's two more i did. I like the Queen one but i tried to do one for Sauron, but it didn't really work, there aren't many songs that would work. Korn was suggested, so perhaps some1 could try that, Sum41 doesnt really work but i'll post it anyway. Just don't laugh at it.
Hope you like em... ‘I want it all,’ by Queen ‘I want the ring,’ by Elfmaster XK (sung by Gollum) The one ring seeker, on empty streetses A dark alley creeper, light on his feetses Once young and free, without no doubts Then we found the ring, and there’s no way outs The Bagginses stole it! Then it gots away Now we’re gonna find it, so get out of our way! I wants the ring I wants the ring I wants the ring And we wants it now! I wants the ring I wants the ring I wants the ring And we wants it now! Listen now my precious, we’ll make no sound Gotta get the precious, put Baggins in the ground Just give us, oh what I know is mine We only wants it, for the rest of time It’s not much we’re asking, come away from that tower Frodo I’ll take it, my ring of power Hey! We wants the ring Give us the ring We wants the ring! Hey! We wants the ring We wants the ring We wants the ring And we wants it now! Yes we wants it yeah! Now we wants it We wants the ring And we wants it now! Gollum Gollum, We wants the ring! So much to do with it, I’ll be the king! No, we won’t compromise We just wants the ring I wants the ring I wants the ring I wants the ring And we wants it now! I wants the ring I wants the ring I wants the ring And we wants it now! And for the second... ‘Pain for pleasure’ by Sum 41 ‘Ring of Power’ by Elfmaster XK The Orcs departed The end has started The skies all turn to black There will be killing the free, for eternity Sauron will stab you in the back! Midnight now you must destroy the ring somehow Or we’ll torture you for leisure You can’t do it now, it will survive somehow We’ll give you pain for the ring of power Ring of power, it won’t let you get on by, Ring of power, Sauron is watching all the time!
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03-21-2002, 01:57 PM
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Fine then. *sniff* if no one likes them i'll just go away and hide. I wrote another but am too distraught to post it now
 *sniff*P.S. Sen that was a great first attempt. You've got time to keep doin em now.
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03-21-2002, 02:00 PM
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Gosh, it must really be cold up there in England. You people are sniffling.
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03-21-2002, 02:04 PM
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Also, since when did i constitute more than one (DEPRESSED)person?
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03-21-2002, 02:13 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Also, why are you depressed?
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03-21-2002, 03:26 PM
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Elven Warrior
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dwarven sen- wow!am truly impressed!"I aint gonna be just an elf in the crowd" love it love it love it!will be singing that 4 eva now.
i had an idea. u know nickelback-you remind me?i was just thinking the other day that that makes me thinkof Aragorn. as in -'you remind me of what i really am-(the king)' type thing. strange. although nowadays everything seems to remind me of lotr.everything.literally.
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03-21-2002, 04:41 PM
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Elven Warrior
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NO! Please don't sing it forever!
It is a fab song but after three renditions of the chorus of How You Remind Me, it may be a v. difficult day tomorrow! Btw, that IS a great song and one of my favourites. ROCK ON! 
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03-21-2002, 05:14 PM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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sorry in advance but it had to be done; also apologies to Chrissy
THE PRETENDERS PRECIOUS ISILDUR TOOK YOU AWAY FROM SAURON 'CAUSE YOUR PRECIOUS KEPT YOU FROM THE ORODRUIN HEAT HOW PRECIOUS TAKING A RIDE; CAUGHT BY ALL THOSE ORCS WAS SO PRECIOUS BUT YOU KNOW I AM HITTIN' THE BRICKS 'CAUSE I'M PRECIOUS MADE ME WANNA, MADE ME WANNA, YOU MADE ME TAKE IT OH, YOU'RE SO MEAN EAST TO MORDOR AND THE CRACKS OF DOOM WAS REAL PRECIOUS THE STAIRS TO CIRITH UNGOL COMING INTO VIEW HOW PRECIOUS IT'S A PITY THAT GOLLUM RUINED MY TRIP 'CAUSE YOUR PRECIOUS I SHOULDN'T LET MY DEFENSES SLIP YOU'RE TOO PRECIOUS MADE ME WANNA, MADE ME WANNA, YOU MADE ME KEEP IT OH, YOU'RE SO MEAN WE WENT AROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND THE LONG WAY WE COULDN'T DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT ON THE SUMMIT OH MAYBE MAYBE I 'N' GOLLUM HAVE A DESTINY WE WAS A DUET OH WE DID IT ALL RIGHT I WAS FEELING KIND OF ETHEREAL 'CAUSE I'M PRECIOUS I HAD THE "EYE" ON YOUR IMPERIAL YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS NOW SARUMAN THE WHITE AND MR GRIMA BOTH PLAYED TRAPPED IN A TOWER THAT THEY NEVER MADE BUT NOT ME BABY I'M TOO PRECIOUS I HAD TO FLY OFF MADE ME WANNA, MADE ME WANNA, YOU MADE ME BREAK IT OH, YOU'RE SO MEAN
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03-21-2002, 05:16 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Piano man
somebody said they wanted a piano man well here it goes off the top my head
 Its nine oclock in Hobbitan Gandalf shuffles in Theres an old dwarf standing next to him singing something bout goblins and tin They say hey will you join in our quest today were not really sure where to go but the lembas is sweet and we dare not retreat come on son your packing too slow la da da da daaaa da daaaaa (chorus coming up :P) Follow the path on our quest today while there is still daylight cause were all in the mood for a thrilling fight and youve got a sword/light well thats it for now - hey that was fun
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03-22-2002, 02:33 AM
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YAY! These are wonderful, all splendid! I'm working on it...promise...
btw, eowyn 144...about seeing lotr stuff everywhere... I'm guilty too....I was reading my script today, and as I saw "Montague" I instantly saw "Morgoth." Sigh. There's also one with tuna...but...uh...never mind... -tano
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03-22-2002, 02:59 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Wowie Kazowie, not 3 but 4! 4 wonderful songs!
Ah Ah Ah Ah <thunder, lightning, no rain> I just love to count things. 
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03-22-2002, 03:27 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Okay! I added the new songs, now I'm ready to send it out. Anyone else want it, while I'm sending it? ("The Lord of the Rhymes")
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03-22-2002, 03:52 AM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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03-22-2002, 03:55 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Anyone else? Oh, and don't kill me, Cirdan, but I had to change your last song to lower case for condensing purposes, as the songbook is about 39 pages now. If this bothers you greatly, I will change it. Let me know!
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03-22-2002, 04:01 AM
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Elf Lord of the Grey Havens
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Never kill bearers of gifts
The last one I cheated and skraped the original lyrics from a web site (with all caps). Sometimes I feel less than inspired.
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary Last edited by Cirdan : 03-22-2002 at 04:05 AM. |
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03-22-2002, 04:05 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Oh good, I am safe from the hypothetical wrath of hypothetical angry songwriters
Okay, now I am ready to send "Lord of the Rhymes" off to everyone else! Hope everyone enjoys it!
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03-22-2002, 04:08 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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I'm ready to receive...
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03-22-2002, 04:19 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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You want another copy, Arathorn? Well, this one does have more songs on it. . .whatever you want!
I'll send it now, it is a convenient way of avoiding those nasty reports on birds that I have to do
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