Favourite Simpson's Quotes

ArwenEvenstar · 03-15-2003, 08:24 PM

what are some of urs?

Troy McClure: I hate every ape i see from chimpanA to chimpanZ

Legolaslvr! · 03-15-2003, 08:37 PM

I dunno I dont really watch the Simpsons but i do like it when Homer goes"Doh" and "Doughnuts!" and when bart goes "eat my shorts!"

Insidious Rex · 03-15-2003, 09:44 PM

*old guy is having a heart attack*

Marge: Quick!! Who knows CPR!!

Homer: "Oh!" *singing* "I see a bad moon rising....."

Coney · 03-15-2003, 09:52 PM

"Ok brain let's get things straight. You don't like me, and i don't like you, so let's do this so i can go back to killing you with beer."
- Homer

***Khamûl*** · 03-16-2003, 02:11 AM

This belongs in the Entertainment Forum. D'oh!

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-16-2003, 02:14 AM

So many to choose from....

"Now I know I haven't been the best Christian, but I did stay awake during the offering. Can I have $40,000?"

"Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I did rent Fiddler on the Roof, and I will watch it. Can I have $40,000?"

"Now I know I haven't been the best...aw, forget it!"

Homer rules.

BeardofPants · 03-16-2003, 02:44 AM

Homer has all the best lines.

Mmmm.... sacriligeous..... Mmmm......

wahine · 03-16-2003, 03:45 AM

Bart saying grace: "Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing"

Or as an alternative: "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub."

ArwenEvenstar · 03-16-2003, 10:52 AM

Barney: "Hey you with the pointy hat! Down in front"

Nazi: "Nine!"

that's just so funny if you've seen the Monty Python skit.

***Earniel*** · 03-16-2003, 12:13 PM

Lisa: Bart, you can go like this.
Bart: I know.*coughes up baseball cap*

or:

Homer: I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Huan · 03-16-2003, 05:17 PM

There are no good wars, with the following three exceptions: The Revolutionary War, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-16-2003, 10:11 PM

Yeah, I loved the fish line too.

Homer is great!

See you in hell, dinner plate!

Coney · 03-16-2003, 10:24 PM

Homer (praying) - "Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"

.................................................. ............................

Marge (shouting) - BART! STOP TEASING SATAN!

Gwaimir Windgem · 03-16-2003, 10:51 PM

LOL!

wahine · 03-16-2003, 11:12 PM

"You are omnivorous" hee hee hee. Yeah, maybe so. Better than a straight carnivore right?

***gdl96*** · 03-16-2003, 11:28 PM

"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

~~~

Marge: It took the children 20 minutes to locate Canada on the map today
Homer: Oh, anybody can miss Canada, Marge. All tucked away down there.

~~~

Homer: What do you have to drink?
Street vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice
Homer: Ewwwwwwww. I'll take the crab juice.

So many I can't remember.

Coney · 03-17-2003, 12:03 AM

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Baby-K · 03-17-2003, 03:29 AM

Homer: This donut has purple in the middle! Purple is a fruit......

Homer: Operator, give me the number to 9-1-1!

Homer: Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English!
Homer: Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England

wahine · 03-17-2003, 09:00 PM

21 Bart blackboard writings

1. I will not dissect things unless instructed

2. I will not skateboard in the halls

3. I will not strut around like I own the place

4. I will not belch the National Anthem

5. "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender

6. My name is not Dr. Death

7. I will not sell miracle cures

8. I will not grease the monkey bars

9. I do not have diplomatic immunity

10. I will not teach others to fly

11. The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee

12. This punishment is not boring and pointless

13. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun

14. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man

15. I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call

16. I will not eat things for money

17. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

18. I will not trade pants with others

19. I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom

20. It's potato, not potatoe

21. I did not see anything unusual in the teachers lounge.

Bart Simpson LIVES!

Baby-K · 03-19-2003, 02:51 AM

Some more Bart blackboard quotes:

I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
Hamsters cannot fly.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.
I will not send lard through the mail.
I will not use abbrev.
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Indian burns are not our cultural heritage.
I will not hang donuts on my person.
No one wants to hear my armpits.
I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface.
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
Next time it could be me on the scaffolding.
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.
I am not a lean mean spitting machine.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap.
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things.
I do not have power of attorney over first graders.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr..
I am not certified to remove asbestos.
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice.
I will remember to take my medication.
The boys room is not a water park.
Beans are neither fruit nor musical.
Nerve gas is not a toy.
"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism.
The First Amendment does not cover burping.
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.

03-15-2003, 08:24 PM	#1
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	Favourite Simpson's Quotes what are some of urs? Troy McClure: I hate every ape i see from chimpanA to chimpanZ __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

03-15-2003, 08:37 PM	#2
Legolaslvr! Super Smilie Freak Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the entmoot army, trying to get rid of black and blue! Posts: 350	I dunno I dont really watch the Simpsons but i do like it when Homer goes"Doh" and "Doughnuts!" and when bart goes "eat my shorts!" __________________ MO The fat hobbit hobbit knows!

03-15-2003, 09:44 PM	#3
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	old guy is having a heart attack Marge: Quick!! Who knows CPR!! Homer: "Oh!" singing "I see a bad moon rising....." __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

03-15-2003, 09:52 PM	#4
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	"Ok brain let's get things straight. You don't like me, and i don't like you, so let's do this so i can go back to killing you with beer." - Homer __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

03-16-2003, 02:11 AM	#5
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	This belongs in the Entertainment Forum. D'oh! __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

03-16-2003, 02:14 AM	#6
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	So many to choose from.... "Now I know I haven't been the best Christian, but I did stay awake during the offering. Can I have $40,000?" "Now I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I did rent Fiddler on the Roof, and I will watch it. Can I have $40,000?" "Now I know I haven't been the best...aw, forget it!" Homer rules. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-16-2003, 02:44 AM	#7
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Homer has all the best lines. Mmmm.... sacriligeous..... Mmmm...... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

03-16-2003, 03:45 AM	#8
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	Bart saying grace: "Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing" Or as an alternative: "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub." __________________ Hem, hem

03-16-2003, 10:52 AM	#9
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	Barney: "Hey you with the pointy hat! Down in front" Nazi: "Nine!" that's just so funny if you've seen the Monty Python skit. __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

03-16-2003, 12:13 PM	#10
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Lisa: Bart, you can go like this. Bart: I know.coughes up baseball cap or: Homer: I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish. __________________ We are not things.

03-16-2003, 05:17 PM	#11
Huan Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: 274	There are no good wars, with the following three exceptions: The Revolutionary War, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

03-16-2003, 10:11 PM	#12
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Yeah, I loved the fish line too. Homer is great! See you in hell, dinner plate! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-16-2003, 10:24 PM	#13
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Homer (praying) - "Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?" .................................................. ............................ Marge (shouting) - BART! STOP TEASING SATAN! __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

03-16-2003, 10:51 PM	#14
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	LOL! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

03-16-2003, 11:12 PM	#15
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	"You are omnivorous" hee hee hee. Yeah, maybe so. Better than a straight carnivore right? __________________ Hem, hem

03-16-2003, 11:28 PM	#16
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" ~~~ Marge: It took the children 20 minutes to locate Canada on the map today Homer: Oh, anybody can miss Canada, Marge. All tucked away down there. ~~~ Homer: What do you have to drink? Street vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice Homer: Ewwwwwwww. I'll take the crab juice. So many I can't remember.

03-17-2003, 12:03 AM	#17
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

03-17-2003, 03:29 AM	#18
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Homer: This donut has purple in the middle! Purple is a fruit...... Homer: Operator, give me the number to 9-1-1! Homer: Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English! Homer: Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

03-17-2003, 09:00 PM	#19
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	21 Bart blackboard writings 1. I will not dissect things unless instructed 2. I will not skateboard in the halls 3. I will not strut around like I own the place 4. I will not belch the National Anthem 5. "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 6. My name is not Dr. Death 7. I will not sell miracle cures 8. I will not grease the monkey bars 9. I do not have diplomatic immunity 10. I will not teach others to fly 11. The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee 12. This punishment is not boring and pointless 13. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 14. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15. I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call 16. I will not eat things for money 17. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 18. I will not trade pants with others 19. I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom 20. It's potato, not potatoe 21. I did not see anything unusual in the teachers lounge. Bart Simpson LIVES! __________________ Hem, hem

03-19-2003, 02:51 AM	#20
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Some more Bart blackboard quotes: I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not conduct my own fire drills. Funny noises are not funny. I will not snap bras. I will not fake seizures. I will not prescribe medication. I will not bury the new kid. I will not teach others to fly. I will not bring sheep to class. A burp is not an answer. Teacher is not a leper. Coffee is not for kids. I will not call the principal "spud head". Goldfish don't bounce. Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. No one is interested in my underpants. I will return the seeing-eye dog. I will not charge admission to the bathroom. I will never win an emmy. The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy. I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. I will not go near the kindergarten turtle. I am not deliciously saucy. Organ transplants are best left to professionals. There are plenty of businesses like show business. I will not waste chalk. I will not instigate revolution. I will not draw naked ladies in class. I did not see Elvis. I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes". Garlic gum is not funny. They are laughing at me, not with me. I will not fake my way through life. Tar is not a plaything. I will not Xerox my butt. I will not do that thing with my tongue. I will not drive the principal's car. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. I will not sell school property. I will not burp in class. I will not get very far with this attitude. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. I will not do anything bad ever again. I will not sleep through my education. I am not a dentist. Spitwads are not free speech. Nobody likes sunburn slappers. High explosives and school don't mix. Hamsters cannot fly. I will not bribe Principal Skinner. I will not squeak chalk. I will finish what I sta Underwear should be worn on the inside. The Christmas Pageant does not stink. I will not torment the emotionally frail. I will not send lard through the mail. I will not use abbrev. Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. Indian burns are not our cultural heritage. I will not hang donuts on my person. No one wants to hear my armpits. I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface. I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist. I am not a lean mean spitting machine. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. I will not whittle hall passes out of soap. Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things. I do not have power of attorney over first graders. Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.. I am not certified to remove asbestos. "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice. I will remember to take my medication. The boys room is not a water park. Beans are neither fruit nor musical. Nerve gas is not a toy. "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism. The First Amendment does not cover burping. Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough. __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

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