Favourite Movie Quotes

Samwise_Gamgee · 02-04-2002, 12:37 AM

That movie was sooooooooo funny!!!! Here are some of my favourite quotes:

"You got ash on my tomatoes!!!" (said by Pippin, at Weathertop, when Frodo stomps out the fire. I missed this one the first 3 times I went.)

Pippin: "You'll need someone of intelligence on this sort of mission....quest....thing." Merry: Well, that leaves you out, then, Pip."

Pippin: "Right...so...Where are we going???"

Pippin: "What about breakfast???" Aragorn/Strider/the Dunadan/etc: "You've already had it." Pippin: "We've had one, yes, what about 2nd breakfast???" Merry: "I don't think he's heard of 2nd breakfast, Pip." Pippin: "What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He's heard of them, right???" Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."

Sam: "No-no-nothing important!!! Well, I did hear a great deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but that's it!!! Don't turn me into anything...unnatural..."

Sam: "I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest!!!"

***HOBBIT*** · 02-04-2002, 12:44 AM

Hmm aren't there other topics like this? oh well.

"If you want him, come and claim him!"

Laurelyn · 02-04-2002, 07:08 AM

The hobbits have just rolled down that hill and fallen all in a heap.
Merry (or Pippin, I've forgotten): Oh, I think I've broken something. *Pulls out a broken carrot*

Agburanar · 02-04-2002, 10:54 AM

My favourite quote from the film was "Long years ago.." or something of that sort, because it came early on and at that point the film looked good. I also liked whatever the last line was because it woke me up in time to leave so I didn't have to sit through it twice!

Play Girl · 02-04-2002, 02:26 PM

My Fav has to be

Merry - "This, my friend, is a pint!"

And when they are running away from Farmer Maggot and listing all the things that they have niked form him!

Frodo - "But I am going to Mordor alone"
Sam - "I know you are that is why I am coming with you"
(very funny but terribly poinient *sniff*)

Play Girl
xxx

Slarge · 02-04-2002, 05:25 PM

I think i liked Gimli most of the characters in the movie... He really LOOKED like a real dwarf. nd he had a real dwarf-voice.

When they are about to jump over the chrasching bridge in Moria and Aragorn is about to throw him like he did to Merry and Pippin.
"NO one tosses a Dwarf!"
And when he have humped over: "Not the Beard!"

Or when they have disembarked from the boats and Aragorn and Legolas is going away to scout, and Gimli wants to join them.
"No master dwarf," Aragorn replies, "wait here and recover your strength."
"Recover my...?" Look at the wrath, and the sound he makes! And then he turns to Merry. "Don't listen to him young hobbit."

Oh, Gimli's sooo cool...

(And hello everyone.. I realise this is my first post!)

Samwise_Gamgee · 02-04-2002, 06:23 PM

I remembered three more:

Pippin: "Well, that was close!!!" (landing 6 inches away from a pile of you-know-what!)

Sam: "Never trust a Brandybuck and a Took." Merry: "It was just a detour...a shortcut." Sam: "A shortcut to what?" Pippin: "Mushrooms!!!" (Pippin is shoved in the mud by Merry, then Sam.)

Bilbo: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"

Hee hee hee......Oh, and you know what the corniest line in the movie is??? It's said by Arwen: "If you want him, come and claim him!!!" That is the stupidest line in the movie.....

Starr Polish · 02-04-2002, 06:30 PM

I love all these quotes!

I agree on Sam's "And i'm coming with you"...it is funny, but omigosh it's so sad at the same time. The second time I saw the movie I had to sit and swallow my sobs before I could leave

Captain Stern · 02-04-2002, 07:13 PM

My favorite has to be when Arwen tells the Nazgul:

"If you want him, come and claim him!"

Truly, a thing of beauty.

samwise of the shire · 02-04-2002, 07:53 PM

Oh boy. My favorite quote would have to be:"Elevensies?Luncheon?afternoon tea?Dinner? Supper?He knows about them?Doesn't he?" or "Oh that's nice. Ash on my tomatoes". He he he he.
I also loved Sams"Nothin' importent sir. Just somethin' about and evil ring adn a dark lord and sumthin about the end of the worl.Please dont turn me into anythin'....unatural" But I LOVE abosolutly ADORE."I made a promise. Dont you leave him Sam Gamgee...an' I dont mean to"at the end of the movie and Frodos"I'm glad you're here Sam". LOVE those quotes. But then there IS Pippins,"You need people of intelligence, for this sort of mission...quest...thing."
Sam

***HOBBIT*** · 02-04-2002, 07:53 PM

Stern you copy cat

Samwise_Gamgee · 02-04-2002, 08:05 PM

I also like my signature quote.

Captain Stern · 02-04-2002, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hobbit: Stern you copy cat

Lol sorry, I hadn't realised you'd already used that joke

Renille · 02-04-2002, 11:58 PM

Absolutely anything and everything said by Pippin...

"Is it secret? Is it safe?" (Gandalf)
"Rivendell!? Did you hear that? We're going to see the elves!"(Merry/Pippin/Sam...I couldn't tell...)
"I would have gone to the end with you...my brother, my captain, my king."

(Boromir)
Ooh... and Galadriel said Amarie to Frodo! I didn't notice that until the fourth time seeing it!

Evenstar · 02-05-2002, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Renille
"I would have gone to the end with you...my brother, my captain, my king." (Boromir)

YES!!! and when Aragorn said that he wouldn't let "our" people fall or whatever!!! I WAS BAWLING!!! I'm sitting there going *sniff* WHY *sob* *sniff*

I love what Sam said to Frodo when he thought he lost him in the corn.. "Don't you lose him Sam Gamgee...and I don't mean to" also what he said when Frodo was rowing away!!!

And Frodo's "Come on Sam" when Sam went further away from the Shire than he had ever gone before!!!

Agburanar · 02-05-2002, 05:37 AM

Wot a load of trash. I'm going to see it again tonight to remind myself of how bad it was, and to see if I can find any quotes that are actually in the book and are said by the right person!

Aragorns Dimple · 02-05-2002, 09:23 AM

"Fool of a Took!" - Gandalf to Pip in Moria.

'What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?" Arwen says to Aragorn, holding a sword to his throat...?? (kinky)

"Hey Merry dol, Ring a Ding Dillo!" ...oh wait, that didn't make it into the movie version!

Arathorn · 02-05-2002, 12:11 PM

""I thought of a good ending for my book: "..and he lived happily ever, to the end of his days." --Bilbo

<gape in anticipation> -- Cute little Hobbit lass listening to Bilbo's Troll story. Would make for a good niece.

"There he is. FRO-DO BA-GINNS. My cousin, once removed, of course..." - Pippin in the Prancing Pony

Play Girl · 02-05-2002, 02:27 PM

Frodo - "I doubt we'll ever see them agian"
Sam - "Yet we may Mr Frodo. We may"

Play Girl
xxx

Hapira_Brandybuck · 02-05-2002, 04:12 PM

my favorite is Aragorn's "we willnot abandon Merry and Pippin to torture and death Get only what is necessary; we trael light. Let's go hunt some Orc" at the end because he seems very.... I don't know how to describe it. I just like the way he says it

also, the movie version of my signature Gandalf sounded all proud of Frodo and all

in the exchange between Merry and Pippin at Rivendell about the whole "mission... qest... thing" was thoroughly hilarious I'm Pippin and Merry's this guy I know named Jon lol so yeah

02-04-2002, 12:37 AM	#1
Samwise_Gamgee Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: 3 Bagshot Row, Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 25	Favourite Movie Quotes That movie was sooooooooo funny!!!! Here are some of my favourite quotes: "You got ash on my tomatoes!!!" (said by Pippin, at Weathertop, when Frodo stomps out the fire. I missed this one the first 3 times I went.) Pippin: "You'll need someone of intelligence on this sort of mission....quest....thing." Merry: Well, that leaves you out, then, Pip." Pippin: "Right...so...Where are we going???" Pippin: "What about breakfast???" Aragorn/Strider/the Dunadan/etc: "You've already had it." Pippin: "We've had one, yes, what about 2nd breakfast???" Merry: "I don't think he's heard of 2nd breakfast, Pip." Pippin: "What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He's heard of them, right???" Merry: "I wouldn't count on it." Sam: "No-no-nothing important!!! Well, I did hear a great deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but that's it!!! Don't turn me into anything...unnatural..." Sam: "I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest!!!"

02-04-2002, 12:44 AM	#2
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02-04-2002, 07:08 AM	#3
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	The hobbits have just rolled down that hill and fallen all in a heap. Merry (or Pippin, I've forgotten): Oh, I think I've broken something. Pulls out a broken carrot __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-04-2002, 02:26 PM	#5
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	My Fav has to be Merry - "This, my friend, is a pint!" And when they are running away from Farmer Maggot and listing all the things that they have niked form him! Frodo - "But I am going to Mordor alone" Sam - "I know you are that is why I am coming with you" (very funny but terribly poinient sniff) Play Girl xxx __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

02-04-2002, 06:23 PM	#7
Samwise_Gamgee Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: 3 Bagshot Row, Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 25	More quotes... I remembered three more: Pippin: "Well, that was close!!!" (landing 6 inches away from a pile of you-know-what!) Sam: "Never trust a Brandybuck and a Took." Merry: "It was just a detour...a shortcut." Sam: "A shortcut to what?" Pippin: "Mushrooms!!!" (Pippin is shoved in the mud by Merry, then Sam.) Bilbo: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!" Hee hee hee......Oh, and you know what the corniest line in the movie is??? It's said by Arwen: "If you want him, come and claim him!!!" That is the stupidest line in the movie..... __________________ The Road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began, Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way, Where many paths and errands meet And whither then? I cannot say. :~:~:~:~:~:FRODO LIVES:~:~:~:~:~:

02-04-2002, 10:54 AM	#4
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	My favourite quote from the film was "Long years ago.." or something of that sort, because it came early on and at that point the film looked good. I also liked whatever the last line was because it woke me up in time to leave so I didn't have to sit through it twice!

02-04-2002, 05:25 PM	#6
Slarge Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Falun-Sweden-Europe-Earth Posts: 2	I think i liked Gimli most of the characters in the movie... He really LOOKED like a real dwarf. nd he had a real dwarf-voice. When they are about to jump over the chrasching bridge in Moria and Aragorn is about to throw him like he did to Merry and Pippin. "NO one tosses a Dwarf!" And when he have humped over: "Not the Beard!" Or when they have disembarked from the boats and Aragorn and Legolas is going away to scout, and Gimli wants to join them. "No master dwarf," Aragorn replies, "wait here and recover your strength." "Recover my...?" Look at the wrath, and the sound he makes! And then he turns to Merry. "Don't listen to him young hobbit." Oh, Gimli's sooo cool... (And hello everyone.. I realise this is my first post!)

02-04-2002, 06:30 PM	#8
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	I love all these quotes! I agree on Sam's "And i'm coming with you"...it is funny, but omigosh it's so sad at the same time. The second time I saw the movie I had to sit and swallow my sobs before I could leave __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

02-04-2002, 07:13 PM	#9
Captain Stern Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 319	RE: Favourite Movie Quotes My favorite has to be when Arwen tells the Nazgul: "If you want him, come and claim him!" Truly, a thing of beauty. __________________ Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of all dwellers in Eä.

02-04-2002, 07:53 PM	#10
samwise of the shire Radically Tolkienited Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+>< Posts: 967	Oh boy. My favorite quote would have to be:"Elevensies?Luncheon?afternoon tea?Dinner? Supper?He knows about them?Doesn't he?" or "Oh that's nice. Ash on my tomatoes". He he he he. I also loved Sams"Nothin' importent sir. Just somethin' about and evil ring adn a dark lord and sumthin about the end of the worl.Please dont turn me into anythin'....unatural" But I LOVE abosolutly ADORE."I made a promise. Dont you leave him Sam Gamgee...an' I dont mean to"at the end of the movie and Frodos"I'm glad you're here Sam". LOVE those quotes. But then there IS Pippins,"You need people of intelligence, for this sort of mission...quest...thing." Sam __________________ Jesus is my all in all <><+<><+<><+<><+<><+<><+ People who are so concerned with escapism do have a name...we call them jailers. ~J.R.R Tolkien Radically Saved, Totally Tolkienited GOD... BLESS... AMERICA...

02-04-2002, 07:53 PM	#11
*HOBBIT* Saviour of Entmoot Admiral Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: NC/NJ (no longer Same place as bmilder.) Posts: 61,986	Stern you copy cat __________________ President Emeritus (2000-2004) Private message (or email) me if you need any assistance. I am here to help! "I'm up to here with cool, ok? I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis" - Zaphod Beeblebrox Latest Blog Post: Just Quit Facebook? No One Cares!

02-04-2002, 08:05 PM	#12
Samwise_Gamgee Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: 3 Bagshot Row, Hobbiton in the Shire Posts: 25	I also like my signature quote. __________________ The Road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began, Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way, Where many paths and errands meet And whither then? I cannot say. :~:~:~:~:~:FRODO LIVES:~:~:~:~:~:

02-04-2002, 11:58 PM	#14
Renille Elven Lady of Speed-posting Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the cheese state Posts: 988	Absolutely anything and everything said by Pippin... "Is it secret? Is it safe?" (Gandalf) "Rivendell!? Did you hear that? We're going to see the elves!"(Merry/Pippin/Sam...I couldn't tell...) "I would have gone to the end with you...my brother, my captain, my king." (Boromir) Ooh... and Galadriel said Amarie to Frodo! I didn't notice that until the fourth time seeing it! __________________ Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.)

02-05-2002, 05:37 AM	#16
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Wot a load of trash. I'm going to see it again tonight to remind myself of how bad it was, and to see if I can find any quotes that are actually in the book and are said by the right person!

02-05-2002, 09:23 AM	#17
Aragorns Dimple Enting Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: On Viggo's Chin Posts: 77	"Fool of a Took!" - Gandalf to Pip in Moria. 'What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?" Arwen says to Aragorn, holding a sword to his throat...?? (kinky) "Hey Merry dol, Ring a Ding Dillo!" ...oh wait, that didn't make it into the movie version! __________________ "Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum

02-05-2002, 12:11 PM	#18
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	""I thought of a good ending for my book: "..and he lived happily ever, to the end of his days." --Bilbo <gape in anticipation> -- Cute little Hobbit lass listening to Bilbo's Troll story. Would make for a good niece. "There he is. FRO-DO BA-GINNS. My cousin, once removed, of course..." - Pippin in the Prancing Pony __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-05-2002, 02:27 PM	#19
Play Girl Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: If I told you I would have to kill you Posts: 159	Frodo - "I doubt we'll ever see them agian" Sam - "Yet we may Mr Frodo. We may" Play Girl xxx __________________ "Off the Record On the Q-T And very HUSH HUSH" Frodo lives!

02-05-2002, 04:12 PM	#20
Hapira_Brandybuck Enting Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NW IN Posts: 75	my favorite is Aragorn's "we willnot abandon Merry and Pippin to torture and death Get only what is necessary; we trael light. Let's go hunt some Orc" at the end because he seems very.... I don't know how to describe it. I just like the way he says it also, the movie version of my signature Gandalf sounded all proud of Frodo and all in the exchange between Merry and Pippin at Rivendell about the whole "mission... qest... thing" was thoroughly hilarious I'm Pippin and Merry's this guy I know named Jon lol so yeah __________________ -Hapira Brandybuck 'My dear Frodo!' exclaimed Gandalf. 'Hobbits really are amazing creatures, as I have said before. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch.

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