Orc wars - Page 3

Butterbeer · 08-25-2005, 04:53 PM

what happens next??

well gurlaz and his finest five hundred join my 500 minus dozy and Piggnash's lads ... and were going to roast some horsey-boys ... being very carefull to send our stupidest and most easily killable lads up front first, mind

what say yu gurlaz ?

strider8 · 08-26-2005, 01:08 PM

I've just sent 50 of the thick ones of.

Butterbeer · 08-27-2005, 04:36 AM

let's hope they don't get lost ...

strider8 · 08-28-2005, 01:05 PM

Knowing them they get them selves lost and wonder into the talkin forest.

mighty_half-elf · 08-28-2005, 02:40 PM

Alas...the scum wandered into the great forest of Fangorn. They decide to make camp at its Southern border. As they are collecting firewood, one of the trees that they are cutting up stands up and roars loudly...what happens next??

Acalewia · 08-29-2005, 08:24 PM

Several more trees awaken. The scum panic and begin to run over each other in an attempt to escape. The Ents crush several before the rest run out of Fangorn, only to come face to face with a patrol of Riders. The survivors are killed.

.................................Meanwhile in Gondor............................................

The Rohrrim messengers are unable to speak with the Steward, so they return to the captain they spoke to first.

"We were sent to tell you that a Dunedain called Acalewia is coming to meet with you to see how the defenses are and to help you in any way she can."

Butterbeer · 08-30-2005, 07:20 AM

"well, that'll save us some gold and grub, eh Gurlaz?"
laughed bamboozler

Drake · 08-30-2005, 07:53 PM

"Orcs, bah I hate them for killing me family." "I shall make them suffer for what they did to me homeland." I say. "Their leader is cunning, he has escaped me for the last time!"

Butterbeer · 08-31-2005, 04:27 AM

Cunning?

Always lazing around safely at the back more like ... but this is the Bashboys clan you are talking about right?

Drake · 08-31-2005, 10:56 AM

Right.

Butterbeer · 08-31-2005, 03:02 PM

meanwhile, Bamboozler put his feet up somewhere safe and had a swig of god knows what.

"'ere' wann' some o'this Gurlaz?" he asked.

Drake · 08-31-2005, 03:26 PM

"No, but you could can come here and fight me you good for nothing orc." Drake said.

Butterbeer · 08-31-2005, 03:36 PM

patience... good drake... if you tell me where in middle earth you are i could send some lads down ... theyre expendable you know

... but only if we have a proper battle ... i.e not orcs to the slaughter ....

best
BB

(and thanks for cheering me up!

)

Drake · 08-31-2005, 04:00 PM

"I'm at Helm's Deep so, go ahead and send them. I'll take them all down!" I said.

Butterbeer · 08-31-2005, 04:05 PM

Right!

I'm sending Big Bob ... he's a mighty fighter (if somewhat flatulent) ... he'll duel you personally ... when he legs it down there.

Drake · 08-31-2005, 04:13 PM

So I decided that I would meet Big Bob half way. So I meet him half way and killed him.

Drake · 08-31-2005, 04:15 PM

You need to send stronger orcs, Bamboozler.

mighty_half-elf · 09-01-2005, 07:12 PM

Drake...don't get too happy killing orcs...we have to save some for the rest of the Rpg...Anyways, once Drake kills the scum, he returns to Helm's Deep, where he finds a mysterious hooded figure deep in discussion with the King of Rohan. The hooded figure stands up and removes his hood when he sees Drake enter the room. It is Albus, son of Alamin. He has ridden from Gondor to bring word of the roaming orcs. Rohan was already aware of this because the Westfold had been burned for a second time and their people were being mercilessly slaughtered....

Butterbeer · 09-02-2005, 05:09 AM

Bamboozler, realising the pointlessness of his cause, and in a fey and foul mood after hearing of Big Bob's slaughter without even Bob having the chance to land a blow in battle ....

turned on his remaining few hundred scum and slaughtered the lot with one throw of a spear ...

then he turned and slaughtered all gurlaz's orcs too: just like that!

then bamboozler killed himself.

Only his friend gurlaz remained alive.

Curubethion · 09-03-2005, 10:23 PM

As Gurlaz pondered the desperate situation, he heard a sound of marching. It was a band of Uruk-Hai, about a thousand, armed to the teeth. Their leader saw the forlorn orc and said, "What are you doing?"
"Well, I just got my orcs slaughtered, and I'm waiting for a guy like you," Gurlaz answered.
"Well, I'm your man...er, Uruk. I am Nazhagg, the greatest Uruk chief in Moria!"
"There are Uruk-Hai in Moria?"
"Not any more-I was the only one!

Anyways, can I help you out?"
"Yes...there's a little matter we must take care of a little ways from here...a puny place called Helm's Deep."
"Well, then, show me the way!"

08-26-2005, 01:08 PM	#42
strider8 Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In a spaceship, floating in your puny planet's atmosphere, awaiting orders to invade Posts: 292	I've just sent 50 of the thick ones of. __________________ The axes hewed Forlong as he fought alone and unhorsed; and both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mumakil,leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters. Neither Hirluin the fair would return to Pinnath Gelin, nor Grimbold to Grimslade, nor Halbarad to the northlands,dour-handed Ranger. Those that would not return home, page830-831, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, The Return of the King

08-28-2005, 01:05 PM	#44
strider8 Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In a spaceship, floating in your puny planet's atmosphere, awaiting orders to invade Posts: 292	Knowing them they get them selves lost and wonder into the talkin forest. __________________ The axes hewed Forlong as he fought alone and unhorsed; and both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mumakil,leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters. Neither Hirluin the fair would return to Pinnath Gelin, nor Grimbold to Grimslade, nor Halbarad to the northlands,dour-handed Ranger. Those that would not return home, page830-831, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, The Return of the King

08-28-2005, 02:40 PM	#45
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Alas...the scum wandered into the great forest of Fangorn. They decide to make camp at its Southern border. As they are collecting firewood, one of the trees that they are cutting up stands up and roars loudly...what happens next?? __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

08-29-2005, 08:24 PM	#46
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Several more trees awaken. The scum panic and begin to run over each other in an attempt to escape. The Ents crush several before the rest run out of Fangorn, only to come face to face with a patrol of Riders. The survivors are killed. .................................Meanwhile in Gondor............................................ The Rohrrim messengers are unable to speak with the Steward, so they return to the captain they spoke to first. "We were sent to tell you that a Dunedain called Acalewia is coming to meet with you to see how the defenses are and to help you in any way she can." __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

08-30-2005, 07:53 PM	#48
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	"Orcs, bah I hate them for killing me family." "I shall make them suffer for what they did to me homeland." I say. "Their leader is cunning, he has escaped me for the last time!" __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

08-25-2005, 04:53 PM	#41
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	what happens next?? well gurlaz and his finest five hundred join my 500 minus dozy and Piggnash's lads ... and were going to roast some horsey-boys ... being very carefull to send our stupidest and most easily killable lads up front first, mind what say yu gurlaz ?

08-27-2005, 04:36 AM	#43
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	let's hope they don't get lost ...

08-30-2005, 07:20 AM	#47
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	"well, that'll save us some gold and grub, eh Gurlaz?" laughed bamboozler

08-31-2005, 04:27 AM	#49
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Cunning? Always lazing around safely at the back more like ... but this is the Bashboys clan you are talking about right?

08-31-2005, 10:56 AM	#50
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	Right. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

08-31-2005, 03:02 PM	#51
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	meanwhile, Bamboozler put his feet up somewhere safe and had a swig of god knows what. "'ere' wann' some o'this Gurlaz?" he asked.

08-31-2005, 03:26 PM	#52
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	"No, but you could can come here and fight me you good for nothing orc." Drake said. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

08-31-2005, 03:36 PM	#53
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	patience... good drake... if you tell me where in middle earth you are i could send some lads down ... theyre expendable you know ... but only if we have a proper battle ... i.e not orcs to the slaughter .... best BB (and thanks for cheering me up! )

08-31-2005, 04:00 PM	#54
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	"I'm at Helm's Deep so, go ahead and send them. I'll take them all down!" I said. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

08-31-2005, 04:05 PM	#55
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Right! I'm sending Big Bob ... he's a mighty fighter (if somewhat flatulent) ... he'll duel you personally ... when he legs it down there.

08-31-2005, 04:13 PM	#56
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	So I decided that I would meet Big Bob half way. So I meet him half way and killed him. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

08-31-2005, 04:15 PM	#57
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	You need to send stronger orcs, Bamboozler. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

09-01-2005, 07:12 PM	#58
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Drake...don't get too happy killing orcs...we have to save some for the rest of the Rpg...Anyways, once Drake kills the scum, he returns to Helm's Deep, where he finds a mysterious hooded figure deep in discussion with the King of Rohan. The hooded figure stands up and removes his hood when he sees Drake enter the room. It is Albus, son of Alamin. He has ridden from Gondor to bring word of the roaming orcs. Rohan was already aware of this because the Westfold had been burned for a second time and their people were being mercilessly slaughtered.... __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

09-02-2005, 05:09 AM	#59
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	Bamboozler, realising the pointlessness of his cause, and in a fey and foul mood after hearing of Big Bob's slaughter without even Bob having the chance to land a blow in battle .... turned on his remaining few hundred scum and slaughtered the lot with one throw of a spear ... then he turned and slaughtered all gurlaz's orcs too: just like that! then bamboozler killed himself. Only his friend gurlaz remained alive.

09-03-2005, 10:23 PM	#60
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	As Gurlaz pondered the desperate situation, he heard a sound of marching. It was a band of Uruk-Hai, about a thousand, armed to the teeth. Their leader saw the forlorn orc and said, "What are you doing?" "Well, I just got my orcs slaughtered, and I'm waiting for a guy like you," Gurlaz answered. "Well, I'm your man...er, Uruk. I am Nazhagg, the greatest Uruk chief in Moria!" "There are Uruk-Hai in Moria?" "Not any more-I was the only one! Anyways, can I help you out?" "Yes...there's a little matter we must take care of a little ways from here...a puny place called Helm's Deep." "Well, then, show me the way!" __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

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