Truly LOST In Middle Earth

Grey_Wolf · 10-15-2005, 05:49 PM

Summary of Cast so far:

Valandil as the Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader

Lotesse as the Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader

Altanis as the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man

Rohirrim TR as the Young Adventurous Man (Charlie)

Rian as the Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman

Earthbound as the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle

Nurvingiel as the Headstrong Young Woman

Troll's Bane as the Slightly Obese Guy

Spock as the Bad Guy But Really Good Guy Who's Really a Bad Guy But Good Guy At Heart.

Butterbeer as The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy

Willow Oran as the Highly Pregnant Woman

Pytt as the Physics Teacher (Gregor)

The Last Sane Person as The Step Brother of the Young Head-strong Woman (Todd)

...as the Korean Wife With Knowledge of A Certain Language Unbeknownst To Husband

Udukhaturz as Industrious and Surly Husband of the Korean Couple

Telcontar_Dunedain as The Black Man

Nerdanel as His Son

Jesper, the Chinese Nude Dog as The Unspeakably Horribly Goldarn Uggliest Dog On the Face of Middle Earth.

Anduril as the Crazy Man Deep Down In the Mid-Jungle Bunker

Curubethion as The Green Jungle Monster

Brownjenkins as Native Troll Named Glug Who Dislikes the New Arrivals

Crazy Squirrel as the Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not Mists

Finrod Felagund as the Other Drug Addicted Rockstar/Actor of the Remaining Unidentified Twenty-Five Characters (who's to say there isn't one of them in that group

)

Of the Wind as the Cannibalistic Cave Girl

Acalewia as Hotheaded Young Latin Woman of the Remaining Twenty-Five

...as Obnoxiously Cocky And Leader-Position-Grabbing Australian of the Remaining Twenty-Five.

Grey_Wolf · 10-15-2005, 05:52 PM

And the story begins....

On an island in a middle of a lake somewhere in Middle Earth a gathering of people has been survived after a severe storm shipwrecked their ship onto the terribly sharp cliffs surrounding the Island.

***Rían*** · 10-15-2005, 05:55 PM

Rian : "What a mess! Would you guys pick up after yourselves? What am I, your slave?!"

trolls' bane · 10-16-2005, 07:06 PM

TB: "Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but we need your help!" *lifts a large, heavy barrel of water and brings it ashore to the temporary shelter he was helping to build* "We've got to get as much fresh water and food and other necessities to this shelter as possible. But, of course we all need breaks, or we would be slaves." *takes a big bite of a cake he found in a refrigerator in the ship* "What does it matter that we have to work now? AFter we're done, we'll hardly have to work at all! God knows where we are anyway." *finishes cake, which was about twice as many calories as he had burned while working* "Well, we will, but it's not as bad as if we just left this stuff in this waterlogged ship and then had to build our shelter out of wood from up there" *points up cliffs* "rather from already cut wood from tables, all this fiberglass, these wonderfully useful "tarps," and those extremely usefull lifeboat covers."

OOC: We are not originally from M.E., right? We just are suddenly "Found" here? If I'm wrong, I'll edit this properly.

Grey_Wolf · 10-17-2005, 02:27 AM

moved to discussion thread.

***Rían*** · 10-17-2005, 04:34 PM

Ri : Dear, you better not have any more of that cake; from the looks of it, you've already had more than is good for you...

The last sane person · 10-17-2005, 04:38 PM

Todd: *carries things from up the beach adn starts building his own shelter with Headstrong Young woman* Whew, How'd we manage oto get here? This doenst look like any of the little islands we were sailing by, hell, it looks like we are in some sort of lake...How the hell did that happen?

***Rían*** · 10-17-2005, 04:47 PM

*looks at Todd with admiration* So, young man, is that your sister?

The last sane person · 10-17-2005, 05:08 PM

Todd: Yes, well, step sister, but its all the same in the end? *aside to Rian* She's a wee bit on the headstrong side, great girl an all, but jeez...no prize when on the wrong side of things... So, we will all be needing shelters, since I highly doubt we will be rescued in the nick of time...Why dont we organize search parties to get stuffs?

trolls' bane · 10-17-2005, 11:03 PM

TB: *checks water*
You're right about that, Todd. *tries not to laugh at what George Carlin is saying about guys named Todd on his walkman* These simply cannot be any of the islands we saw, since we were in the ocean, which is salty, but this is water...Fresh water. I think I'll boil some water up.
*breaks off a table leg and pours a rusty can of lighter fluid onto it and lights with a match* *works at clearing out a library, sorting out the books to read and the ones to use as fire fuel. He tosses a book on rap music into the books to be burned, and takes a copy of a book titled The Lord of the Rings and places it in his pocket.*
Hey, check this out! Now HERE'S some good reading. I haven't read this since last month!

Well, anyone want this first?

The last sane person · 10-18-2005, 12:28 AM

Todd:At least we wont die of thirst! Alright, You! Mr. Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader, You Miss Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader and the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man. And the Young Adventurous Man; you guys form the first team and get to go to the north part of this island!

The Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman, The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy and the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle! You guys go with me, we go east side of this dratted island!

TB: Okay, the rest of us will stay and pitch camp, and when are you to come back?

Todd: before sun set, so dont leave the area...

*and so, they all troop off accordingly!*

OOC: amazonian elf chick time!

Pytt · 10-18-2005, 10:37 AM

Gregor: What should I do? I only know psychics, are we going to need that? I can tie my own shoes as well... Anything I can help with?

brownjenkins · 10-18-2005, 10:53 AM

Glug: (fast asleep in his underground cave) snore ... snort ... *scratch, scratch* ... snore ...

***Rían*** · 10-18-2005, 03:09 PM

Ri: OK, but are you sure everyone has good, safe hiking shoes on? Does everyone have a jacket? Oh, and here's some sunblock - I want everyone to put some on!

rohirrim TR · 10-19-2005, 02:11 PM

*whatever my character's name is starts playing the intro to switchfoot's stars on the guitar, to get rythym going for water carriers, a big troll comes up rocking out to my music*

brownjenkins · 10-19-2005, 02:38 PM

(continuity flashback)

*Glug's 'beauty' sleep is interrupted by a strange sound from afar, disturbing the peaceful serenity of his underground domain... he raises his heavy eyelids and and leaps up from his stone bed... the human skulls hung from a leather band around his neck give a dry rattle as he reaches for the tree-trunk size club beside his bed and shambles towards the mouth of his cavelike abode... looking out, he spies a tiny manlike creature mercilessly beating on some kind of stringed instrument*

Glug: Arrrrgh! Pop music!! Glug hates it, he does!!!

*Glug rushes towards the Young Adventurous Man, though his bum leg and shambling gate, due in part to the massive boils on the soles of his feet, might lead the untrained eye to mistake his movement as some kind of 'dance'*

rohirrim TR · 10-19-2005, 02:46 PM

*i look up and see troll coming towards me, i freak out, in the process my ipod gets unplugged and the music stops,*

*the troll stops*

*i run towards the obese guy* hey dude, i don't think we can wait for the second season, we need lightsabers now,

slightly obese guy: why not try a different song instead?

ME: oh....ohhh... i never thought of that *starts playing some country western riffs*

*troll puts hands over ears and appears to be imitating the "i'm melting" scene from wizard of oz*

ME:hey its working, he's retreating....YES!

brownjenkins · 10-19-2005, 02:57 PM

Glug: Eeeeyyyaaa!!! Country Music!

must... crawl... back... to... cave...

*vows to return when everyone is asleep*

Glug: Glug be back ye nasty git-twanger!!

*shambles back into his cave*

***Rían*** · 10-19-2005, 05:30 PM

Rian : What is that filthy thing?! Shoo!! SHOO!! *chases after the retreating Glug with a broom*

trolls' bane · 10-20-2005, 12:57 AM

TB: "It looks like it's time for the crazy French woman to do something."
*TB drags large makeshift wall up the beach and up to the top of a small knoll on the beach. Then he raises it, and looks at it proudly, and then it falls and breaks up.*
"Awww. These stupid winds are too strong for this to be a worthwhile location. Did anyone in the other group think of bringing walkie talkies? This ship, I see, happens to be the carrier of a whole crate of them. And I need this crate to make into a hole in the ground...oh well, what can I do?"
*drags 3 foot crate onto the shore, then goes back to the ship and returns with a shovel*
Hey, YAM (young adventerous man), could you please look for a cave in the opposite direction that thing came from? I have a feeling we'll need it..."
*looks at ominous storm clouds coming back for another pass, then looks in the direction the large creature retreated in*
"...and I'll make a few barges to help transport stuff. This motorboat we've got will be very handy."

10-15-2005, 05:49 PM	#1
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Truly LOST In Middle Earth Summary of Cast so far: Valandil as the Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader Lotesse as the Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader Altanis as the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man Rohirrim TR as the Young Adventurous Man (Charlie) Rian as the Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman Earthbound as the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle Nurvingiel as the Headstrong Young Woman Troll's Bane as the Slightly Obese Guy Spock as the Bad Guy But Really Good Guy Who's Really a Bad Guy But Good Guy At Heart. Butterbeer as The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy Willow Oran as the Highly Pregnant Woman Pytt as the Physics Teacher (Gregor) The Last Sane Person as The Step Brother of the Young Head-strong Woman (Todd) ...as the Korean Wife With Knowledge of A Certain Language Unbeknownst To Husband Udukhaturz as Industrious and Surly Husband of the Korean Couple Telcontar_Dunedain as The Black Man Nerdanel as His Son Jesper, the Chinese Nude Dog as The Unspeakably Horribly Goldarn Uggliest Dog On the Face of Middle Earth. Anduril as the Crazy Man Deep Down In the Mid-Jungle Bunker Curubethion as The Green Jungle Monster Brownjenkins as Native Troll Named Glug Who Dislikes the New Arrivals Crazy Squirrel as the Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not Mists Finrod Felagund as the Other Drug Addicted Rockstar/Actor of the Remaining Unidentified Twenty-Five Characters (who's to say there isn't one of them in that group ) Of the Wind as the Cannibalistic Cave Girl Acalewia as Hotheaded Young Latin Woman of the Remaining Twenty-Five ...as Obnoxiously Cocky And Leader-Position-Grabbing Australian of the Remaining Twenty-Five. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-07-2005 at 10:22 AM.

10-15-2005, 05:55 PM	#3
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian : "What a mess! Would you guys pick up after yourselves? What am I, your slave?!" __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-16-2005, 07:06 PM	#4
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: "Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but we need your help!" lifts a large, heavy barrel of water and brings it ashore to the temporary shelter he was helping to build "We've got to get as much fresh water and food and other necessities to this shelter as possible. But, of course we all need breaks, or we would be slaves." takes a big bite of a cake he found in a refrigerator in the ship "What does it matter that we have to work now? AFter we're done, we'll hardly have to work at all! God knows where we are anyway." finishes cake, which was about twice as many calories as he had burned while working "Well, we will, but it's not as bad as if we just left this stuff in this waterlogged ship and then had to build our shelter out of wood from up there" points up cliffs "rather from already cut wood from tables, all this fiberglass, these wonderfully useful "tarps," and those extremely usefull lifeboat covers." OOC: We are not originally from M.E., right? We just are suddenly "Found" here? If I'm wrong, I'll edit this properly. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-17-2005, 02:27 AM	#5
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	moved to discussion thread. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-17-2005 at 08:41 AM.

10-17-2005, 04:34 PM	#6
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Ri : Dear, you better not have any more of that cake; from the looks of it, you've already had more than is good for you... __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-15-2005, 05:52 PM	#2
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	And the story begins.... On an island in a middle of a lake somewhere in Middle Earth a gathering of people has been survived after a severe storm shipwrecked their ship onto the terribly sharp cliffs surrounding the Island.

10-17-2005, 04:38 PM	#7
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Todd: carries things from up the beach adn starts building his own shelter with Headstrong Young woman Whew, How'd we manage oto get here? This doenst look like any of the little islands we were sailing by, hell, it looks like we are in some sort of lake...How the hell did that happen? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-17-2005, 04:47 PM	#8
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	looks at Todd with admiration So, young man, is that your sister? __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-17-2005, 05:08 PM	#9
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Todd: Yes, well, step sister, but its all the same in the end? aside to Rian She's a wee bit on the headstrong side, great girl an all, but jeez...no prize when on the wrong side of things... So, we will all be needing shelters, since I highly doubt we will be rescued in the nick of time...Why dont we organize search parties to get stuffs? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-17-2005, 11:03 PM	#10
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: checks water You're right about that, Todd. tries not to laugh at what George Carlin is saying about guys named Todd on his walkman These simply cannot be any of the islands we saw, since we were in the ocean, which is salty, but this is water...Fresh water. I think I'll boil some water up. breaks off a table leg and pours a rusty can of lighter fluid onto it and lights with a match works at clearing out a library, sorting out the books to read and the ones to use as fire fuel. He tosses a book on rap music into the books to be burned, and takes a copy of a book titled The Lord of the Rings and places it in his pocket. Hey, check this out! Now HERE'S some good reading. I haven't read this since last month! Well, anyone want this first? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-18-2005, 12:28 AM	#11
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Todd:At least we wont die of thirst! Alright, You! Mr. Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader, You Miss Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader and the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man. And the Young Adventurous Man; you guys form the first team and get to go to the north part of this island! The Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman, The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy and the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle! You guys go with me, we go east side of this dratted island! TB: Okay, the rest of us will stay and pitch camp, and when are you to come back? Todd: before sun set, so dont leave the area... and so, they all troop off accordingly! OOC: amazonian elf chick time! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-18-2005, 10:37 AM	#12
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	Gregor: What should I do? I only know psychics, are we going to need that? I can tie my own shoes as well... Anything I can help with? __________________ Don't Panic!

10-18-2005, 10:53 AM	#13
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	Glug: (fast asleep in his underground cave) snore ... snort ... scratch, scratch ... snore ... __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

10-18-2005, 03:09 PM	#14
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Ri: OK, but are you sure everyone has good, safe hiking shoes on? Does everyone have a jacket? Oh, and here's some sunblock - I want everyone to put some on! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-19-2005, 02:38 PM	#16
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	(continuity flashback) Glug's 'beauty' sleep is interrupted by a strange sound from afar, disturbing the peaceful serenity of his underground domain... he raises his heavy eyelids and and leaps up from his stone bed... the human skulls hung from a leather band around his neck give a dry rattle as he reaches for the tree-trunk size club beside his bed and shambles towards the mouth of his cavelike abode... looking out, he spies a tiny manlike creature mercilessly beating on some kind of stringed instrument Glug: Arrrrgh! Pop music!! Glug hates it, he does!!! Glug rushes towards the Young Adventurous Man, though his bum leg and shambling gate, due in part to the massive boils on the soles of his feet, might lead the untrained eye to mistake his movement as some kind of 'dance' __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

10-19-2005, 02:57 PM	#18
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	Glug: Eeeeyyyaaa!!! Country Music! must... crawl... back... to... cave... vows to return when everyone is asleep Glug: Glug be back ye nasty git-twanger!! shambles back into his cave __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

10-19-2005, 05:30 PM	#19
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian : What is that filthy thing?! Shoo!! SHOO!! chases after the retreating Glug with a broom __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-20-2005, 12:57 AM	#20
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: "It looks like it's time for the crazy French woman to do something." TB drags large makeshift wall up the beach and up to the top of a small knoll on the beach. Then he raises it, and looks at it proudly, and then it falls and breaks up. "Awww. These stupid winds are too strong for this to be a worthwhile location. Did anyone in the other group think of bringing walkie talkies? This ship, I see, happens to be the carrier of a whole crate of them. And I need this crate to make into a hole in the ground...oh well, what can I do?" drags 3 foot crate onto the shore, then goes back to the ship and returns with a shovel Hey, YAM (young adventerous man), could you please look for a cave in the opposite direction that thing came from? I have a feeling we'll need it..." looks at ominous storm clouds coming back for another pass, then looks in the direction the large creature retreated in "...and I'll make a few barges to help transport stuff. This motorboat we've got will be very handy." __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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