Truly LOST In Middle Earth

Grey_Wolf · 10-15-2005, 05:49 PM

Summary of Cast so far:

Valandil as the Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader

Lotesse as the Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader

Altanis as the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man

Rohirrim TR as the Young Adventurous Man (Charlie)

Rian as the Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman

Earthbound as the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle

Nurvingiel as the Headstrong Young Woman

Troll's Bane as the Slightly Obese Guy

Spock as the Bad Guy But Really Good Guy Who's Really a Bad Guy But Good Guy At Heart.

Butterbeer as The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy

Willow Oran as the Highly Pregnant Woman

Pytt as the Physics Teacher (Gregor)

The Last Sane Person as The Step Brother of the Young Head-strong Woman (Todd)

...as the Korean Wife With Knowledge of A Certain Language Unbeknownst To Husband

Udukhaturz as Industrious and Surly Husband of the Korean Couple

Telcontar_Dunedain as The Black Man

Nerdanel as His Son

Jesper, the Chinese Nude Dog as The Unspeakably Horribly Goldarn Uggliest Dog On the Face of Middle Earth.

Anduril as the Crazy Man Deep Down In the Mid-Jungle Bunker

Curubethion as The Green Jungle Monster

Brownjenkins as Native Troll Named Glug Who Dislikes the New Arrivals

Crazy Squirrel as the Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not Mists

Finrod Felagund as the Other Drug Addicted Rockstar/Actor of the Remaining Unidentified Twenty-Five Characters (who's to say there isn't one of them in that group

)

Of the Wind as the Cannibalistic Cave Girl

Acalewia as Hotheaded Young Latin Woman of the Remaining Twenty-Five

...as Obnoxiously Cocky And Leader-Position-Grabbing Australian of the Remaining Twenty-Five.

Grey_Wolf · 10-15-2005, 05:52 PM

And the story begins....

On an island in a middle of a lake somewhere in Middle Earth a gathering of people has been survived after a severe storm shipwrecked their ship onto the terribly sharp cliffs surrounding the Island.

***Rían*** · 10-15-2005, 05:55 PM

Rian : "What a mess! Would you guys pick up after yourselves? What am I, your slave?!"

trolls' bane · 10-16-2005, 07:06 PM

TB: "Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but we need your help!" *lifts a large, heavy barrel of water and brings it ashore to the temporary shelter he was helping to build* "We've got to get as much fresh water and food and other necessities to this shelter as possible. But, of course we all need breaks, or we would be slaves." *takes a big bite of a cake he found in a refrigerator in the ship* "What does it matter that we have to work now? AFter we're done, we'll hardly have to work at all! God knows where we are anyway." *finishes cake, which was about twice as many calories as he had burned while working* "Well, we will, but it's not as bad as if we just left this stuff in this waterlogged ship and then had to build our shelter out of wood from up there" *points up cliffs* "rather from already cut wood from tables, all this fiberglass, these wonderfully useful "tarps," and those extremely usefull lifeboat covers."

OOC: We are not originally from M.E., right? We just are suddenly "Found" here? If I'm wrong, I'll edit this properly.

Grey_Wolf · 10-17-2005, 02:27 AM

moved to discussion thread.

***Rían*** · 10-17-2005, 04:34 PM

Ri : Dear, you better not have any more of that cake; from the looks of it, you've already had more than is good for you...

trolls' bane · 10-22-2005, 12:03 AM

TB: "A garage band? I do? Oh, yeah, I do! I got some of my music on this computer--Darn...What is going on up there?" *looks up at sky, then at the distant thunder among the clouds.* "Those must be distorting the signal..."
*walks on deeper into cove*
"Look! There's a cave! Got a flashlight? I brought four maglights and a lantern. Take your pick. Let's hurry the exploration of this cave, I don't want anyone taking my cake."
*thinks for a minute, looking back at the fast-moving storm-system.*
"Charlie, if the lightning gets bad, remember that while we're in the cave, don't stand up."

ofthewind · 10-22-2005, 10:48 AM

ofthewind makes her big debut and elbows aside the adventurous spelunker, the honourable Mr. Troll's bane.. oops!! sorry about the shove big guy! anyway, me thinks i'll be the lonely cave girl so you'll have to squeeze me into your cast list grey wolf.... here goes: (ahem!)

from a lonely corner of the cave the cave girl observes tb lumbering in, trying to avoid bumping his head on the roof.... being the cave lady she was, she decides to invite him for dinner. Hoisting her trusty *sidekick* on her shoulder, she makes her way across to where tb stands scratching his head. One clonk on the head from her sisdekick is enough for the adventurer... she then proceeds to drag him to the inner part of the cave, where she intends to do what she originally planned... have him FOR dinner!!!!!!!!!! horrors!! whatever will happen to our banesome hero??

won't somebody save him??
P.S:cave girl hopes she's not in Glug's cave cuz he sure doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'll share, even with somebody as cute as cave girl!

CrazySquirrel · 10-22-2005, 01:48 PM

Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not THING sees rock flying in her direction. Her cat's body becomes misty. Letting the rock pass, she becomes solid again and growls. She still wants FISH.

Followes the Korean Man with FISH to his half-finished house. While he is away, turns to an owl. Flies inside, eats fish. Leaves the smallest one for the Korean Man. Flies to a tree. Purrs. Becomes a Black Cat. Starts to groom her fur.

trolls' bane · 10-22-2005, 02:07 PM

TB: *rolls over and groans* *thinks: Where am I? How'd I get here? And is that stew I smell!?*

Udukhaturz · 10-22-2005, 04:39 PM

Jin returns to his partly-built hut and finds his fish gone, save for one scrawny little fish. Mutters, then cleans fish, spears it with a sharp stick and holds it over the fire to cook it. Stick catches on fire, Jin yelps, picks fish out of fire and eats it half-raw. Looks up into sky, sees dark clouds, picks up salvaged tarpaulin and puts it over his stuff. Still no wife.

trolls' bane · 10-22-2005, 04:51 PM

*dropped laptop begins playing music from TB's Garage band. It catches Jin's ear.*

OOC: Where's "Charlie"? Is he still outside and safe, or is going to be eaten too?

trolls' bane · 11-11-2005, 03:56 PM

*TB peers over rock*
Whoever had shot him was still out there, but now as blind as he was.
*He crawls toward the top enterance in the cave he had found earlier, hoping to escape before being hit by whovever shot him*

rohirrim TR · 11-12-2005, 01:02 AM

Charlie: *on beach singing to a curious latin woman, hears gunshot* oh man, i'd better go see whats happened to TB, it sounds like the crazy french lady is out there with a hunting rifle, 30-30 if i'm not mistaken *runs up hill with maglight*

trolls' bane · 11-12-2005, 01:04 AM

*BANG!* *TB ducks just in time*
Thinks: Wow, that sounds like some sort of shotgun. The French lady?

Acalewia · 11-13-2005, 08:07 PM

Carmen:*yelling after Charlie in English* Hey! *Sees Rian coming toward her. Again* I'm coming too!

Rian: Wait! you forgot your sun screen! *gasps* that wasn't nice!

trolls' bane · 11-13-2005, 08:11 PM

OOC: It wasn't the French lady who shot me, right? I was going to make it a stowaway or something.

10-15-2005, 05:49 PM	#1
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Truly LOST In Middle Earth Summary of Cast so far: Valandil as the Hero/Doctor/Know-it-all/Leader Lotesse as the Nice Girl/Criminal/Heroine/Assistant Leader Altanis as the Old Experienced "knows-the-jungle" Man Rohirrim TR as the Young Adventurous Man (Charlie) Rian as the Experienced Mature (but sometimes slightly psychotic) Motherly Woman Earthbound as the Crazy French Woman With A Hunting Rifle Nurvingiel as the Headstrong Young Woman Troll's Bane as the Slightly Obese Guy Spock as the Bad Guy But Really Good Guy Who's Really a Bad Guy But Good Guy At Heart. Butterbeer as The Former Republican Guard/Reliable and All-around Good Guy Willow Oran as the Highly Pregnant Woman Pytt as the Physics Teacher (Gregor) The Last Sane Person as The Step Brother of the Young Head-strong Woman (Todd) ...as the Korean Wife With Knowledge of A Certain Language Unbeknownst To Husband Udukhaturz as Industrious and Surly Husband of the Korean Couple Telcontar_Dunedain as The Black Man Nerdanel as His Son Jesper, the Chinese Nude Dog as The Unspeakably Horribly Goldarn Uggliest Dog On the Face of Middle Earth. Anduril as the Crazy Man Deep Down In the Mid-Jungle Bunker Curubethion as The Green Jungle Monster Brownjenkins as Native Troll Named Glug Who Dislikes the New Arrivals Crazy Squirrel as the Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not Mists Finrod Felagund as the Other Drug Addicted Rockstar/Actor of the Remaining Unidentified Twenty-Five Characters (who's to say there isn't one of them in that group ) Of the Wind as the Cannibalistic Cave Girl Acalewia as Hotheaded Young Latin Woman of the Remaining Twenty-Five ...as Obnoxiously Cocky And Leader-Position-Grabbing Australian of the Remaining Twenty-Five. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-07-2005 at 10:22 AM.

10-15-2005, 05:55 PM	#3
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian : "What a mess! Would you guys pick up after yourselves? What am I, your slave?!" __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-16-2005, 07:06 PM	#4
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: "Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but we need your help!" lifts a large, heavy barrel of water and brings it ashore to the temporary shelter he was helping to build "We've got to get as much fresh water and food and other necessities to this shelter as possible. But, of course we all need breaks, or we would be slaves." takes a big bite of a cake he found in a refrigerator in the ship "What does it matter that we have to work now? AFter we're done, we'll hardly have to work at all! God knows where we are anyway." finishes cake, which was about twice as many calories as he had burned while working "Well, we will, but it's not as bad as if we just left this stuff in this waterlogged ship and then had to build our shelter out of wood from up there" points up cliffs "rather from already cut wood from tables, all this fiberglass, these wonderfully useful "tarps," and those extremely usefull lifeboat covers." OOC: We are not originally from M.E., right? We just are suddenly "Found" here? If I'm wrong, I'll edit this properly. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-17-2005, 02:27 AM	#5
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	moved to discussion thread. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-17-2005 at 08:41 AM.

10-17-2005, 04:34 PM	#6
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Ri : Dear, you better not have any more of that cake; from the looks of it, you've already had more than is good for you... __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

10-15-2005, 05:52 PM	#2
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	And the story begins.... On an island in a middle of a lake somewhere in Middle Earth a gathering of people has been survived after a severe storm shipwrecked their ship onto the terribly sharp cliffs surrounding the Island.

10-22-2005, 12:03 AM	#7
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: "A garage band? I do? Oh, yeah, I do! I got some of my music on this computer--Darn...What is going on up there?" looks up at sky, then at the distant thunder among the clouds. "Those must be distorting the signal..." walks on deeper into cove "Look! There's a cave! Got a flashlight? I brought four maglights and a lantern. Take your pick. Let's hurry the exploration of this cave, I don't want anyone taking my cake." thinks for a minute, looking back at the fast-moving storm-system. "Charlie, if the lightning gets bad, remember that while we're in the cave, don't stand up." __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-22-2005, 10:48 AM	#8
ofthewind Hobbit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere... Posts: 38	otw ofthewind makes her big debut and elbows aside the adventurous spelunker, the honourable Mr. Troll's bane.. oops!! sorry about the shove big guy! anyway, me thinks i'll be the lonely cave girl so you'll have to squeeze me into your cast list grey wolf.... here goes: (ahem!) from a lonely corner of the cave the cave girl observes tb lumbering in, trying to avoid bumping his head on the roof.... being the cave lady she was, she decides to invite him for dinner. Hoisting her trusty sidekick on her shoulder, she makes her way across to where tb stands scratching his head. One clonk on the head from her sisdekick is enough for the adventurer... she then proceeds to drag him to the inner part of the cave, where she intends to do what she originally planned... have him FOR dinner!!!!!!!!!! horrors!! whatever will happen to our banesome hero?? won't somebody save him?? P.S:cave girl hopes she's not in Glug's cave cuz he sure doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'll share, even with somebody as cute as cave girl! __________________ Colours of the Wind.........

10-22-2005, 01:48 PM	#9
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	Black Shape-shifting Man-grabbing Now-you-see-me-now-you-don't Sometimes-solid-sometimes-not THING sees rock flying in her direction. Her cat's body becomes misty. Letting the rock pass, she becomes solid again and growls. She still wants FISH. Followes the Korean Man with FISH to his half-finished house. While he is away, turns to an owl. Flies inside, eats fish. Leaves the smallest one for the Korean Man. Flies to a tree. Purrs. Becomes a Black Cat. Starts to groom her fur.

10-22-2005, 02:07 PM	#10
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB: rolls over and groans thinks: Where am I? How'd I get here? And is that stew I smell!? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-22-2005, 04:39 PM	#11
Udukhaturz Shadow Lord of Morgul Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 547	Jin returns to his partly-built hut and finds his fish gone, save for one scrawny little fish. Mutters, then cleans fish, spears it with a sharp stick and holds it over the fire to cook it. Stick catches on fire, Jin yelps, picks fish out of fire and eats it half-raw. Looks up into sky, sees dark clouds, picks up salvaged tarpaulin and puts it over his stuff. Still no wife.

10-22-2005, 04:51 PM	#12
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	dropped laptop begins playing music from TB's Garage band. It catches Jin's ear. OOC: Where's "Charlie"? Is he still outside and safe, or is going to be eaten too? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-11-2005, 03:56 PM	#13
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	TB peers over rock Whoever had shot him was still out there, but now as blind as he was. He crawls toward the top enterance in the cave he had found earlier, hoping to escape before being hit by whovever shot him __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-12-2005, 01:04 AM	#15
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	BANG! TB ducks just in time Thinks: Wow, that sounds like some sort of shotgun. The French lady? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-13-2005, 08:07 PM	#16
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Carmen:yelling after Charlie in English Hey! Sees Rian coming toward her. Again I'm coming too! Rian: Wait! you forgot your sun screen! gasps that wasn't nice! __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-13-2005, 08:11 PM	#17
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	OOC: It wasn't the French lady who shot me, right? I was going to make it a stowaway or something. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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