Join the Jedi

Curubethion · 09-12-2005, 10:42 PM

Wanted: Individuals wishing to combat the forces of evil. Will get blue lightsaber. Must be willing to work with grammatically challenged green Jedi Master. You will learn very cool Jedi mind tricks.

The Screaming Nazgul · 09-13-2005, 03:29 PM

hey just been made redundant, master lost his ring and his empire. willing and loyal servant.have you got room for a small nazgul!! have tried the dark side,

the pay is good but no prospects

Halbarad of the Dunedain · 09-13-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

Must be willing to work with grammatically challenged green Jedi Master.

Yoda actually is the only one who speaks in proper syntax. 90% of all this planets languages use that similar form of syntax arrangement, with english; the dullard language, being one of very few that has backwards syntax. And of course grammer is not the proper word, synatx and grammer while in the same family are still quite different.

Curubethion · 09-13-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halbarad of the Dunedain

Yoda actually is the only one who speaks in proper syntax. 90% of all this planets languages use that similar form of syntax arrangement, with english; the dullard language, being one of very few that has backwards syntax. And of course grammer is not the proper word, synatx and grammer while in the same family are still quite different.

Well I say he's backward

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Anyone want to help train the new Jedi Apprentice?

rohirrim TR · 09-13-2005, 09:07 PM

YOU cannot withstand the power of EDDIE and EDUARDO not to mention my chile, burritos, and not to mention my red lights saber... oh yeah YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE.

Curubethion · 09-14-2005, 11:07 PM

A fool you are, Padawan rTR. More training you require.

Curubethion · 09-19-2005, 11:16 PM

You are hereby summoned to report to this thread ASAP to combat the evil Darth Rohirrim and his chile!

mighty_half-elf · 02-25-2006, 08:15 PM

This thread is only for the people serious enough to go through training and become a Jedi Knight. You must be willing to let go of your feelings and endure the hard training. Are you ready? Inquire within, young Padawans.

Drake · 03-08-2006, 04:36 PM

I am here to learn master, my name is Drake.

mighty_half-elf · 03-08-2006, 05:21 PM

Greetings, Drake. The path of a Jedi is not an easy one. You must be willing to let go of your emotions and learn to focus on the Force instead of your own desires. Are you ready to learn?? Also, are there any more younglings that would like to pursue the path of a Jedi?

Drake · 03-08-2006, 06:10 PM

I am ready master.
What is my first task.

***Earniel*** · 03-09-2006, 06:10 AM

Thread "Jedi Training" now merged into "Join the Jedi" thread.

trolls' bane · 04-17-2006, 08:13 PM

*raises hand*
Oh! It's to destroy planets with exceedingly large starships and kill people with fancy expensive weapons!

trolls' bane · 04-20-2006, 12:37 AM

So did I.

rohirrim TR · 04-21-2006, 06:38 PM

I suppose simplicity is to be admired *pulls out a bunch of wires* droids are complicated enough to work on

mighty_half-elf · 04-22-2006, 08:18 PM

Deal with the Sith we will not. If a Sith learner you are, leave you must, unless death by lightsaber you are willing to face.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 04-22-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mighty_half-elf

Deal with the Sith we will not. If a Sith learner you are, leave you must, unless death by lightsaber you are willing to face.

*sticks tongue out at Tabby and rohirrim TR*

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-22-2006, 11:26 PM

When do we start the cool mind tricks? I wanna make people smack themselves.

rohirrim TR · 05-04-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

*sticks tongue out at Tabby and rohirrim TR*

*consider using a force grip on MB's tounge decides against it due to gross out factor*

trolls' bane · 05-02-2006, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mighty_half-elf

Deal with the Sith we will not. If a Sith learner you are, leave you must, unless death by lightsaber you are willing to face.

Hmm...Death by a lightsaber? Doesn't sound very Jedi-like to me, does it? I don't suppose it would look good if word of THAT got out.
Yeah, I want to learn some cool tricks too! Like lightning, and grip, or that one where you pick people up and crush them until they implode.

09-12-2005, 10:42 PM	#1
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Join the Jedi Wanted: Individuals wishing to combat the forces of evil. Will get blue lightsaber. Must be willing to work with grammatically challenged green Jedi Master. You will learn very cool Jedi mind tricks. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-13-2005, 03:29 PM	#2
The Screaming Nazgul Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: west midlands uk Posts: 35	hey just been made redundant, master lost his ring and his empire. willing and loyal servant.have you got room for a small nazgul!! have tried the dark side, the pay is good but no prospects __________________ look out look out there's a nazgul about! Last edited by The Screaming Nazgul : 09-13-2005 at 03:35 PM.

09-14-2005, 11:07 PM	#6
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	A fool you are, Padawan rTR. More training you require. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-19-2005, 11:16 PM	#7
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Calling All Jedi!!! You are hereby summoned to report to this thread ASAP to combat the evil Darth Rohirrim and his chile! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

02-25-2006, 08:15 PM	#8
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Become a Jedi...Training Starts Today! This thread is only for the people serious enough to go through training and become a Jedi Knight. You must be willing to let go of your feelings and endure the hard training. Are you ready? Inquire within, young Padawans. __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

03-08-2006, 04:36 PM	#9
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	I am here to learn master, my name is Drake. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

03-08-2006, 05:21 PM	#10
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Greetings, Drake. The path of a Jedi is not an easy one. You must be willing to let go of your emotions and learn to focus on the Force instead of your own desires. Are you ready to learn?? Also, are there any more younglings that would like to pursue the path of a Jedi? __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

03-08-2006, 06:10 PM	#11
Drake Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: helm's deep Posts: 122	I am ready master. What is my first task. __________________ Drake, king of the half-giants, friend to Albus, son of Alamin, and Acalewia.

03-09-2006, 06:10 AM	#12
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Thread "Jedi Training" now merged into "Join the Jedi" thread. __________________ We are not things.

04-17-2006, 08:13 PM	#13
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	raises hand Oh! It's to destroy planets with exceedingly large starships and kill people with fancy expensive weapons! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-20-2006, 12:37 AM	#14
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	So did I. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-22-2006, 08:18 PM	#16
mighty_half-elf Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dunedain Camp, West of Angmar, Middle Earth Posts: 118	Deal with the Sith we will not. If a Sith learner you are, leave you must, unless death by lightsaber you are willing to face. __________________ Mighty Half-Elf Cheif Ranger of the Northern Dunedain Tribe From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. The Riddle of Strider Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

04-22-2006, 11:26 PM	#18
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	When do we start the cool mind tricks? I wanna make people smack themselves. __________________ Do you hear that?

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