We the Army of the Moot demand these actions!

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2003, 07:41 PM

We the mooters, in order to cause more chaos than we already have, demand the not-so-simple non-rights that we really don’t deserve but want anyways:

We demand the 90 and 120 second ban be lifted! We are far too fleet of finger for such nuisances.

We demand the right to view the admin and moderator private boards.

We demand the right to delete our own posts.

We demand the right to cut off our own noses to spite your face. Or who ever else we choose to spite by doing so.

We demand the right to scream ‘CRUNCH TIME’ when ever one of you enters the room.

We demand the right to NOT scream ‘CRUNCH TIME’ when one of you enters.

We demand the right to keep that oh-so-perfect banner for the RPG forum, it rocks and whoever made it should be an admin, or at the very least a mod.

We demand the right to laugh hysterically for no good reason at any time we may choose to do so, there by earning ourselves many strange looks and more than a few arched eyebrows.

We demand the right to point our fingers and laugh at Fan Girls when they use too many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’s, ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?’s, and any other sort of bad grammar in general.

We demand the right to eat hot dogs even if it’s casual Friday. We will NOT be denied our hot dogs!

We demand the right to use the ‘tongue stick’ emoticon as often as we please without fear of looking stupid (although some unnamed people don’t need the help) (just kidding by the way) (but we still demand it)

We demand that anyone who has bad spelling be given many links to ‘good spelling’ and ‘grammar rocks’ web sites, especially if they are fan girls.

We demand that Orlando Bloom’s name be BANISHED from entmoot forever. We will, however, settle for just a two-day ban on anyone who uses it. That way the fan girls will still come and they can also say how much they suffered just to say his name. This, however might lead to excessive amounts of abbreviations such as ‘the hunk guy’, ‘hotty man-elf’, and ‘elfy boy’.

Lets see… I think there was some other stuff but I’m not really sure I remember… Oh yea. As a side note we really wish you would change the entmoot back to the way it was with the exception of the RPG forum which is, if I do say so myself, a thousand times more attractive than it was before.

Peace out dudes.

The entmoot army! Namely our glorious leader whos-name-I-have-forgoten-but-that’s-ok-because-I-did-all-the-work-anyways (oh alright, Jersey devil), Elf Girl, Durin’s Bane, Miriel Stormrider, Elven Archer, Lady of Rohan, Gwaimir Windgem, and THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TESSAR WHO WROTE THIS DOCUMENT. Plus lets not forget the 31 people our leader told me to tack on, so lets give a round of applause for those guys too.

Also as hostages, we now hold and are currently torturing: Cassy the Viggoholic.

VIVA DA TREEBEARD

WE LOVE ENTMOOT YES WE DO, PLEASE GET RID OF BLACK AND BLUE

Etcetera, so and and so forth, many great war cries and other outlandish things.

durin's bane · 04-01-2003, 07:45 PM

That getting rid of the 90-second rule sounds good.

And yay! He mentioned my name!

...and I am in favour of the free hot dogs!

jerseydevil · 04-01-2003, 07:46 PM

I really love leading armies - but I think I should have read the document BEFORE I said for tessar to post it.

We'll now be taking amendments from anyone.

Lady of Rohan · 04-01-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessar

We demand that anyone who has bad spelling be given many links to ‘good spelling’ and ‘grammar rocks’ web sites, especially if they are fan girls.

Ok I'm here. Point me in the direction of spelling sites!

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady of Rohan
Ok I'm here. Point me in the direction of spelling sites!

*Has let Lady of Rohan go as she had joined the army! Go her!*

durin's bane · 04-01-2003, 07:53 PM

Yay! My friend joined the army!

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2003, 08:13 PM

Alright!!!! We now hold 'Durin's Bane' and Cassy hostage.

IF THE ADMIN DO NOT COMPLY WITH OUR WISHES...

The hostages will be given cups of nice hot coco and slowly force fed ice cream (whatever flavor they like best).

I'm afraid we'll have to use you as barganing pawns, but that's ok. You guys wont mind too much once you have some of that delightful coco inside you.

I mean... Ermmm... Burning your insides to ASHES!!!!!!!!!

The admin haven't complied yet so would anyone else like to be a hostage too?

jerseydevil · 04-01-2003, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessar
Alright!!!! We now hold 'Durin's Bane' and Cassy hostage.

IF THE ADMIN DO NOT COMPLY WITH OUR WISHES...

The hostages will be given cups of nice hot coco and slowly force fed ice cream (whatever flavor they like best).

I'm afraid we'll have to use you as barganing pawns, but that's ok. You guys wont mind too much once you have some of that delightful coco inside you.

I mean... Ermmm... Burning your insides to ASHES!!!!!!!!!

The admin haven't complied yet so would anyone else like to be a hostage too?

Sorry Durin's Bane - Tessar misunderstood who he was supposed to me taking hostage. I think we have the situation under control. To the other troops - Tessar now knows we will no longer be taking our OWN troops hostage.

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2003, 08:19 PM

Sorry, slight missunderstanding. And no, I'm sorry Durin's Bane but you may not be a hostage any more. I'm sorry, NO.

You are, apparently, a POW held by the admin. Did you know that?

Miriel Stormrider · 04-01-2003, 08:54 PM

For those who might be doubting, Yes I do exist. I have just been too busy with school and all to post for a very long time.

Down with the Evil Admin!
Restore Green and Gold Immediately!

***Khamûl*** · 04-01-2003, 09:04 PM

Hmmm... lemme think about it.

No.

jerseydevil · 04-01-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Khamûl
Hmmm... lemme think about it.

No.

Do you dare to defy my army???? I hope you know that you do at your own peril.

Elf Girl · 04-01-2003, 09:16 PM

I disagree! *faces the anger of the rest of the army* Kill the evil RPG banner! *is slowly force-fed pistachio ice cream*

Miriel Stormrider · 04-01-2003, 09:17 PM

Tessar suggests that Khamûl might like to be held hostage for a while. Can I pwease be a hostage even though I'm part of the army? *Big puppy eyes* PWEEEASE?????? (Tessar says I can't, but I'm sure someone as tough and in control as JD could set it up for me, right?)
BTW, my favorite flavors are Mint Chocolate Chip and Cookies&Cream.

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elf Girl
I disagree! *faces the anger of the rest of the army* Kill the evil RPG banner! *is slowly force-fed pistachio ice cream*

VARLET! I AM THE SECOND IN COMMAND! I ORDER YOU TO LIKE THE RPG BANNER!

Lady of Rohan · 04-01-2003, 09:25 PM

Hmm....you have good tast in iceceam MS. Oh, umm. Yes. Back to the army plans.

So, if someone from the army can't be a hostage, then who are you going to capture?

***Rían*** · 04-01-2003, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessar
We the mooters, in order to cause more chaos than we already have, demand the not-so-simple non-rights that we really don’t deserve but want anyways:

We demand the 90 and 120 second ban be lifted! We are far too fleet of finger for such nuisances.

yay!!!!!!!! We the Entmooters are all incredibly intelligent, bonzorifically beautiful (but that has nothing to do with how fast we type) and have fantastically fast fingers, and WE DEMAND THE TIME BANS LIFTED!!!!!!!

Quote:

We demand the right to view the admin and moderator private boards.

And what's more, we demand the right to EDIT all admin and moderator posts AND sigs!! Go us!!

And furthermore and in additionally, WE DEMAND A LARGER ATTACHMENT SIZE LIMIT!!!! 10 K STINKS!! We want at least 1 Meg for attachments!!!

jerseydevil · 04-01-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessar
VARLET! I AM THE SECOND IN COMMAND! I ORDER YOU TO LIKE THE RPG BANNER!

There can NOT be rebellion in the ranks here. We will lose all credibilty if the enemy sees us fighting against ourselves.

***Tessar*** · 04-01-2003, 09:26 PM

Oh yes, and a special thanks to the lovely lady Miriel Stormrider, for being with us today.

Now back to business.

'No.' you say Khamûl? NO?! NO?!?!?

Shoot.

Settle in troops, this is for the long one (thank goodness A-F day will be over soon. I can't take this much longer. Although my sister still thinks it's funny)

Elf Girl · 04-01-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessar
VARLET! I AM THE SECOND IN COMMAND! I ORDER YOU TO LIKE THE RPG BANNER!

04-01-2003, 07:41 PM	#1
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	We the Army of the Moot demand these actions! We the mooters, in order to cause more chaos than we already have, demand the not-so-simple non-rights that we really don’t deserve but want anyways: We demand the 90 and 120 second ban be lifted! We are far too fleet of finger for such nuisances. We demand the right to view the admin and moderator private boards. We demand the right to delete our own posts. We demand the right to cut off our own noses to spite your face. Or who ever else we choose to spite by doing so. We demand the right to scream ‘CRUNCH TIME’ when ever one of you enters the room. We demand the right to NOT scream ‘CRUNCH TIME’ when one of you enters. We demand the right to keep that oh-so-perfect banner for the RPG forum, it rocks and whoever made it should be an admin, or at the very least a mod. We demand the right to laugh hysterically for no good reason at any time we may choose to do so, there by earning ourselves many strange looks and more than a few arched eyebrows. We demand the right to point our fingers and laugh at Fan Girls when they use too many !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’s, ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?’s, and any other sort of bad grammar in general. We demand the right to eat hot dogs even if it’s casual Friday. We will NOT be denied our hot dogs! We demand the right to use the ‘tongue stick’ emoticon as often as we please without fear of looking stupid (although some unnamed people don’t need the help) (just kidding by the way) (but we still demand it) We demand that anyone who has bad spelling be given many links to ‘good spelling’ and ‘grammar rocks’ web sites, especially if they are fan girls. We demand that Orlando Bloom’s name be BANISHED from entmoot forever. We will, however, settle for just a two-day ban on anyone who uses it. That way the fan girls will still come and they can also say how much they suffered just to say his name. This, however might lead to excessive amounts of abbreviations such as ‘the hunk guy’, ‘hotty man-elf’, and ‘elfy boy’. Lets see… I think there was some other stuff but I’m not really sure I remember… Oh yea. As a side note we really wish you would change the entmoot back to the way it was with the exception of the RPG forum which is, if I do say so myself, a thousand times more attractive than it was before. Peace out dudes. The entmoot army! Namely our glorious leader whos-name-I-have-forgoten-but-that’s-ok-because-I-did-all-the-work-anyways (oh alright, Jersey devil), Elf Girl, Durin’s Bane, Miriel Stormrider, Elven Archer, Lady of Rohan, Gwaimir Windgem, and THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TESSAR WHO WROTE THIS DOCUMENT. Plus lets not forget the 31 people our leader told me to tack on, so lets give a round of applause for those guys too. Also as hostages, we now hold and are currently torturing: Cassy the Viggoholic. VIVA DA TREEBEARD WE LOVE ENTMOOT YES WE DO, PLEASE GET RID OF BLACK AND BLUE Etcetera, so and and so forth, many great war cries and other outlandish things. Last edited by Tessar : 04-01-2003 at 08:19 PM.

04-01-2003, 07:45 PM	#2
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	That getting rid of the 90-second rule sounds good. And yay! He mentioned my name! ...and I am in favour of the free hot dogs! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

04-01-2003, 07:46 PM	#3
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	I really love leading armies - but I think I should have read the document BEFORE I said for tessar to post it. We'll now be taking amendments from anyone. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

04-01-2003, 07:53 PM	#6
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Yay! My friend joined the army! __________________ Yada, yada, yada

04-01-2003, 08:54 PM	#10
Miriel Stormrider Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: sigh Not Middle-Earth :...( Posts: 59	For those who might be doubting, Yes I do exist. I have just been too busy with school and all to post for a very long time. Down with the Evil Admin! Restore Green and Gold Immediately! __________________ Chants We Love Entmoot, Yes We Do! Please Get Rid of Black and Blue! ~ Miriel ~

04-01-2003, 08:13 PM	#7
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Alright!!!! We now hold 'Durin's Bane' and Cassy hostage. IF THE ADMIN DO NOT COMPLY WITH OUR WISHES... The hostages will be given cups of nice hot coco and slowly force fed ice cream (whatever flavor they like best). I'm afraid we'll have to use you as barganing pawns, but that's ok. You guys wont mind too much once you have some of that delightful coco inside you. I mean... Ermmm... Burning your insides to ASHES!!!!!!!!! The admin haven't complied yet so would anyone else like to be a hostage too?

04-01-2003, 08:19 PM	#9
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Sorry, slight missunderstanding. And no, I'm sorry Durin's Bane but you may not be a hostage any more. I'm sorry, NO. You are, apparently, a POW held by the admin. Did you know that?

04-01-2003, 09:04 PM	#11
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Re: We the Army of the Moot demand these actions! Hmmm... lemme think about it. No. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

04-01-2003, 09:16 PM	#13
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I disagree! faces the anger of the rest of the army Kill the evil RPG banner! is slowly force-fed pistachio ice cream __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

04-01-2003, 09:17 PM	#14
Miriel Stormrider Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: sigh Not Middle-Earth :...( Posts: 59	Tessar suggests that Khamûl might like to be held hostage for a while. Can I pwease be a hostage even though I'm part of the army? Big puppy eyes PWEEEASE?????? (Tessar says I can't, but I'm sure someone as tough and in control as JD could set it up for me, right?) BTW, my favorite flavors are Mint Chocolate Chip and Cookies&Cream. __________________ Chants We Love Entmoot, Yes We Do! Please Get Rid of Black and Blue! ~ Miriel ~ Last edited by Miriel Stormrider : 04-01-2003 at 09:19 PM.

04-01-2003, 09:25 PM	#16
Lady of Rohan Doughy Elf Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,006	Hmm....you have good tast in iceceam MS. Oh, umm. Yes. Back to the army plans. So, if someone from the army can't be a hostage, then who are you going to capture?

04-01-2003, 09:26 PM	#19
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	Oh yes, and a special thanks to the lovely lady Miriel Stormrider, for being with us today. Now back to business. 'No.' you say Khamûl? NO?! NO?!?!? Shoot. Settle in troops, this is for the long one (thank goodness A-F day will be over soon. I can't take this much longer. Although my sister still thinks it's funny)

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