The TeaCup Cafe Part 9 (a.k.a. The Recreation Room NCC-1701) - Page 3

littleadanel · 03-31-2006, 03:20 AM

Well, yes thank you. Less for you to look at and become nauseated.

(In RL I actually had muesli, and don't feel like sausages...

But hey, some virtual ones won't hurt.)

**Nurvingiel** · 03-31-2006, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Justin Timberlake

Would you like a sausage? I don't really care for sausages myself. In fact, I dislike them. They nauseate me. I will not eat a sausage, which means I don't like continental breakfasts. Especially with a hangover.

You could have a continental breakfast without sausages. I'll eat yours!

I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and eggs and sausage and spam and spam without the spam.

Sorry, can't do that.

But I don't like spam!

Don't make a fuss dear, I'll eat your spam. I love it!

Grey_Wolf · 03-31-2006, 03:58 AM

Walks in and orders a full English breakfast.

Rev. Justin Timberlake · 03-31-2006, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

You could have a continental breakfast without sausages. I'll eat yours!

Be my guest.

BeardofPants · 03-31-2006, 05:59 AM

*sends a hidden innuendo via telepathic waves to the rev ::leer::

Ugh. Are any of those salamis vegetarian?

Lady Marion Magdalena · 03-31-2006, 10:58 AM

*Makes herself an omlette and toast*

Just tea in real life... I should probably work on breaking the habit of going to latin class on an empty stomach, even if lunch is directly after.

***Rían*** · 03-31-2006, 02:38 PM

*ahem*

I would like to announce that in an obvious conspiracy by internet sausages everywhere, our computer now has a virus, and I can't get rid of it by normal means (such as frying pans) so we'll probably have to take the computer in somewhere to get it fixed. So if I"m gone for awhile, either the sausages got me and I'm trapped in a giant sausage casing somewhere (check the National Enquirer for more info) or our computer is in the shop getting fixed.

I can't believe I was even able to get on now - the little buggers must be taking a nap or something!

Spock · 03-31-2006, 03:08 PM

Well some bratwurst and fried sauerKraut would be nice with an Amstel Light to wash it down.

BeardofPants · 03-31-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Know your state Motto!
> Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
>
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.
>
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet.
>
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
>
> Georgia:We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave
> Your Money)
>
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>
> Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,? ? ? But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign.
>
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's.
>
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
>
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
>
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
>
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Left-wing Crazies and >very Little Else.
>
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> Right here!
>
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right
> To An Attorney...
>
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
>
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
>
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing.
>
> Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
>
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
>
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
>
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually
> Surrender Yet.
>
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
>
> Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State.
>
> Texas: Se Hablo Ingles.
>
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>
> Vermont: Ay, Yep.
>
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington: We have more rain than you do.
>
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese with us!
>
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.

I particularly like New Joiseys... if only JD were here *sigh*

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-31-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.

This is true. Another we have is:

Ohio-Home of the buckeyes, worthless nuts.

One I've heard for Delaware

Delaware, spooning with New Hampshire since 1788

Lady Marion Magdalena · 03-31-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Washington: We have more rain than you do.

Only if one lives West of the Cascades...

(Note that the real Washington state motto is 'By and By'. We are apparently a state full of procrastinators.

)

Bombadillo · 03-31-2006, 05:12 PM

Idaho's model is "World Famous Potatoes."

*motto

**Nurvingiel** · 03-31-2006, 08:27 PM

*eats RJTs sausages*

*brings GW a breakfast of two eggs, sunny side up, fried in bacon fat, three strips of bacon, three sausages, hashbrowns, fried tomatoes, two toasted, buttered English muffins with Marmite, and a cup of Earl Grey tea*

^ is that a full English breakfast?

Boppy, those were awesome! I'm going to try my hand at some Canadian ones.

British Columbia: World-famous Weed, and There's Trees Too
Alberta: 100% Conservative and AAA Angus Beef
Saskatchewan: Yes, We Do Know Our Province Is Flat
Manitoba: Stop Complaining About Mosquitos
Ontario: We Have The Most People So We Win!
Québec: Nous Ne Parlent Pas Anglais
New Brunswick: Everyone Loves Our Music!
Newfoundland: We Hunt Seals, Get Over It
Prince Edward Island: We're Bigger Than Rhode Island, Ha!
Nova Scotia: We Also Have Great Beer
North West Territories: Unfairly Ignored Frozen Tundra
Nunavut: Not Just Frozen Tundra, We're Inuit Traditional Territory!
Yukon: More Than BC's Neighbour, We Have The Klondike!

What do you think?

edited to give NB a better motto

trolls' bane · 03-31-2006, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bombadillo

Idaho's model is "World Famous Potatoes."

Model?

EDIT: Nurvi, for the last time, is it "nurv-IN-gee-el or "nurv-ing-iel?"

**Nurvingiel** · 03-31-2006, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

EDIT: Nurvi, for the last time, is it "nurv-IN-gee-el or "nurv-ing-iel?"

What do you mean for the last time? You've never asked me before.

It's nur-VIN-gee-ell

BeardofPants · 03-31-2006, 10:14 PM

Mmmm marmite.

**Nurvingiel** · 03-31-2006, 10:15 PM

Once I actually spread it on toast like butter.

Yeah.

trolls' bane · 03-31-2006, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

What do you mean for the last time? You've never asked me before.

It's nur-VIN-gee-ell

Oh yes I have!

I'm just too lazy to go searching for it...

BeardofPants · 03-31-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Once I actually spread it on toast like butter.

Yeah.

*does that all the time
Is it wrong that I'm spreading it on fruit loaf?

**Nurvingiel** · 03-31-2006, 10:27 PM

I almost couldn't eat it that way! Yikes.

Of course it's not wrong to spread it on fruit loaf! Don't ever let anyone tell you that.

03-31-2006, 03:20 AM	#41
littleadanel of the House of Bëor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eastwards. Posts: 979	Well, yes thank you. Less for you to look at and become nauseated. (In RL I actually had muesli, and don't feel like sausages... But hey, some virtual ones won't hurt.) __________________ I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days

03-31-2006, 05:59 AM	#45
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	*sends a hidden innuendo via telepathic waves to the rev ::leer:: Ugh. Are any of those salamis vegetarian? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

03-31-2006, 10:58 AM	#46
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Makes herself an omlette and toast Just tea in real life... I should probably work on breaking the habit of going to latin class on an empty stomach, even if lunch is directly after. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

03-31-2006, 02:38 PM	#47
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	ahem I would like to announce that in an obvious conspiracy by internet sausages everywhere, our computer now has a virus, and I can't get rid of it by normal means (such as frying pans) so we'll probably have to take the computer in somewhere to get it fixed. So if I"m gone for awhile, either the sausages got me and I'm trapped in a giant sausage casing somewhere (check the National Enquirer for more info) or our computer is in the shop getting fixed. I can't believe I was even able to get on now - the little buggers must be taking a nap or something! __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

03-31-2006, 03:08 PM	#48
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Well some bratwurst and fried sauerKraut would be nice with an Amstel Light to wash it down. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

03-31-2006, 03:58 AM	#43
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Walks in and orders a full English breakfast.

03-31-2006, 05:12 PM	#52
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	Idaho's model is "World Famous Potatoes." motto __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity? Last edited by Bombadillo : 04-01-2006 at 08:09 PM.*

03-31-2006, 10:14 PM	#56
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Mmmm marmite. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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