9-11

afro-elf · 03-08-2002, 01:36 AM

how do you think the various elves would have handled 9-11?

olsonm · 03-08-2002, 01:37 AM

Well we know what Feanor would have done!

Ñólendil · 03-08-2002, 01:42 AM

The Kiebler folks probably would have made everyone cookies.

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It's rediculous to say after the above sentence, but afro-elf has posted this in the Silmarillion forum. He's thus talking about the Silmarillion Elvish characters, remember. Not Legolas or someone like that.

afro-elf · 03-08-2002, 04:08 AM

feanor would have wiped all of afghanistan off the face of the earth and probably would have attacked all muslims from the philipines to the balkans to north africa and then moved into spain to take on the basque then northern ireland then to into Colombia

Nibs · 03-08-2002, 01:22 PM

Assuming his sons were with him, they'd do their oath thing, run over to the military base in Virginia (?) and catch them at unawares. Realizing they have too few battleships and submarines for all the people, Feanor takes his most loyal kin and abandons the others to face a fat lawsuit and incarceration (for life (?)) from the government. However, they opt to flee to Canada and cross first to Greenland by way of glacier and then to Iceland. Fill in the rest, 'cause I'm lazy.

TinuvielChild · 03-27-2002, 11:13 PM

well, in order for Feanor and his sons to do that, we'd first have to prove to them that bin Laden had the Silmarils and had no intention of turning them over...

ArwenEvenstar · 03-31-2002, 03:06 PM

lol

can the Valar get involved?

(YEAH 150 posts

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Arathorn · 04-05-2002, 05:21 AM

Hmm...I just thought of this now (how slow is that?). The US can wash it's hands clean since these Noldor would renounce all of these political "details". Whatever media milage and propaganda that Al Qaeda spews forth will have no effect. They just keep coming back like an unstoppable force.

If they get to the cells, financiers, and leaders quickly, it will be a relatively painless operation. If they have trouble finding out who the brains are, woe be the arab world since no one will be safe.

Radagast The Brown · 04-09-2002, 01:25 PM

I thought that Al Qaeda is a perfect impersionism of orcs

03-08-2002, 01:36 AM	#1
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	9-11 how do you think the various elves would have handled 9-11? __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-08-2002, 01:37 AM	#2
olsonm Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: minneapolis MN Posts: 920	Well we know what Feanor would have done! __________________ Gandalf lives...oh and Frodo too. Haldir Lives!!!

03-08-2002, 01:42 AM	#3
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	The Kiebler folks probably would have made everyone cookies. ... It's rediculous to say after the above sentence, but afro-elf has posted this in the Silmarillion forum. He's thus talking about the Silmarillion Elvish characters, remember. Not Legolas or someone like that. __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

03-08-2002, 04:08 AM	#4
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	feanor would have wiped all of afghanistan off the face of the earth and probably would have attacked all muslims from the philipines to the balkans to north africa and then moved into spain to take on the basque then northern ireland then to into Colombia __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-08-2002, 01:22 PM	#5
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Assuming his sons were with him, they'd do their oath thing, run over to the military base in Virginia (?) and catch them at unawares. Realizing they have too few battleships and submarines for all the people, Feanor takes his most loyal kin and abandons the others to face a fat lawsuit and incarceration (for life (?)) from the government. However, they opt to flee to Canada and cross first to Greenland by way of glacier and then to Iceland. Fill in the rest, 'cause I'm lazy. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-27-2002, 11:13 PM	#6
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	well, in order for Feanor and his sons to do that, we'd first have to prove to them that bin Laden had the Silmarils and had no intention of turning them over... __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-31-2002, 03:06 PM	#7
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04-05-2002, 05:21 AM	#8
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hmm...I just thought of this now (how slow is that?). The US can wash it's hands clean since these Noldor would renounce all of these political "details". Whatever media milage and propaganda that Al Qaeda spews forth will have no effect. They just keep coming back like an unstoppable force. If they get to the cells, financiers, and leaders quickly, it will be a relatively painless operation. If they have trouble finding out who the brains are, woe be the arab world since no one will be safe. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-09-2002, 01:25 PM	#9
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