Luke, I am your... - Page 5

elendili · 06-21-2002, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Luke, stop shoving like a nancy US football player.

Hey

Why are you never visible BoP

Luke.. you support the USA donit you?

Luke .... stop watching that damn football match we're losing damn it

BeardofPants · 06-21-2002, 09:28 AM

Luke, your country has shamefully lost at the football. Go Germany!

Luke, I must remain invisible if I'm to pants people unawares.

elendili · 06-21-2002, 09:32 AM

Luke.. please don't pants me

Luke.. why is there pants on your head? NOOOOOOooooo you've been pantsed

BeardofPants · 06-21-2002, 09:46 AM

You tempting me? Don't tempt me... I'll pants you!

Luke, eat your marmite and cheese sandwich. Think of the poor little kiwi who can't eat cheese anymore.

elendili · 06-21-2002, 09:49 AM

Luke....feel sorry for the kiwi

Luke....if I haven't told you once i've told you a thousand times don't underestimate the pants

Luke....how was school, kill anyone you didn't well how on earth do you expect to end up like me then useless offspring.

Garina · 06-22-2002, 04:45 AM

Luke, it's kinda strange that there is a 5 page thread about a misquote. I'm sure I said "I am your father, Luke."

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong!

Grey_Wolf · 06-22-2002, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Luke, it's kinda strange that there is a 5 page thread about a misquote. I'm sure I said "I am your father, Luke."

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong!

Luke, as I said before, after I cut your hand off I suffered sudden onset of amnesia and couldn't remember who I was. Maybe all that black armour scrambled my memory. I don't know.

Andúril · 06-27-2002, 01:26 PM

Luke..... ::silence::
------------------------
Luke, I am your severed genitalia. Please retrieve me from the dusty floor.

***Earniel*** · 07-01-2002, 06:36 PM

DV:Luke, I am your father...

Luke: You've cut off my hand!

DV: That'll teach you to go around stealing your father's lightsaber! Ungratefull little......

Andúril · 07-02-2002, 01:53 PM

Luke, I am your edible undergarments.

Arathorn · 07-02-2002, 01:58 PM

Luke, I am your intestinal polyps.

Andúril · 07-09-2002, 02:11 PM

Luke I am your HIV

Luke, you are a figment of my imagination.

Luke, you are me but not I. This is because I is not yourself, nor mine. Therefore, you won't me, because I am not me or you (nor thineself, as a matter of fact).

Luke, I am a figment of my own imagination. Therefore, you don't obtain.

Wayfarer · 07-11-2002, 04:11 PM

Luke, I am you son!

BeardofPants · 07-11-2002, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wayfarer
Luke, I am you son!

Luke, I'm pretty sure that's already been done...

Arathorn · 07-12-2002, 12:29 AM

Luke, I am but one of a few people here on entmoot trying to bug you by introducing themselves.

Andúril · 07-12-2002, 02:52 AM

Luke, Luke into my eyes.....

Luke, at your self. You're a blithering idiot+12

Luke, warm - just the way I like it.

Luke, ass, George Luke-Ass.

glasses · 07-12-2002, 03:27 PM

Luke, I am your lawyer.

Elf Girl · 07-16-2002, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Luke, it's kinda strange that there is a 5 page thread about a misquote. I'm sure I said "I am your father, Luke."

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong!

Hehe. We're both wrong. He said

Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Vader
I am your father.

No "Luke". But keep this up, it's funny!

Elfmaster XK · 07-31-2002, 07:57 AM

Luke....Luke...Luke...Luke...I am your parrot, teache me something new...Luke

Luke...I am your VCR
Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(Stupid VCR's!!!

)

Rána Eressëa · 08-05-2002, 03:35 AM

Luke . . . could you give me a hand?

06-21-2002, 09:28 AM	#82
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Luke, your country has shamefully lost at the football. Go Germany! Luke, I must remain invisible if I'm to pants people unawares. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-21-2002, 09:32 AM	#83
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Luke.. please don't pants me Luke.. why is there pants on your head? NOOOOOOooooo you've been pantsed __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-21-2002, 09:46 AM	#84
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	You tempting me? Don't tempt me... I'll pants you! Luke, eat your marmite and cheese sandwich. Think of the poor little kiwi who can't eat cheese anymore. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-21-2002, 09:49 AM	#85
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Luke....feel sorry for the kiwi Luke....if I haven't told you once i've told you a thousand times don't underestimate the pants Luke....how was school, kill anyone you didn't well how on earth do you expect to end up like me then useless offspring. __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

06-22-2002, 04:45 AM	#86
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Luke, it's kinda strange that there is a 5 page thread about a misquote. I'm sure I said "I am your father, Luke." Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-27-2002, 01:26 PM	#88
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Luke..... ::silence:: ------------------------ Luke, I am your severed genitalia. Please retrieve me from the dusty floor.

07-01-2002, 06:36 PM	#89
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	DV:Luke, I am your father... Luke: You've cut off my hand! DV: That'll teach you to go around stealing your father's lightsaber! Ungratefull little...... __________________ We are not things.

07-02-2002, 01:53 PM	#90
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Luke, I am your edible undergarments.

07-02-2002, 01:58 PM	#91
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Luke, I am your intestinal polyps. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

07-09-2002, 02:11 PM	#92
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Luke I am your HIV Luke, you are a figment of my imagination. Luke, you are me but not I. This is because I is not yourself, nor mine. Therefore, you won't me, because I am not me or you (nor thineself, as a matter of fact). Luke, I am a figment of my own imagination. Therefore, you don't obtain.

07-11-2002, 04:11 PM	#93
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Luke, I am you son! __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

07-12-2002, 12:29 AM	#95
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Luke, I am but one of a few people here on entmoot trying to bug you by introducing themselves. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

07-12-2002, 02:52 AM	#96
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Luke, Luke into my eyes..... Luke, at your self. You're a blithering idiot+12 Luke, warm - just the way I like it. Luke, ass, George Luke-Ass.

07-12-2002, 03:27 PM	#97
glasses Enting Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Would you like a philosophical answer? Posts: 82	Luke, I am your lawyer. __________________ Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H.

07-31-2002, 07:57 AM	#99
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Luke....Luke...Luke...Luke...I am your parrot, teache me something new...Luke Luke...I am your VCR Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Stupid VCR's!!! ) __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

08-05-2002, 03:35 AM	#100
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Luke . . . could you give me a hand?

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