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06-10-2002, 04:12 PM
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Lurker
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Luke, I am your...
Luke I am your father...in law.
Luke, I am your great-aunt! Luke, I went to school with your uncle. Luke, I am your cousin's nephew's dentist's college girlfriend! ...And so on. Any ideas?
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06-10-2002, 05:18 PM
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Saviour of Entmoot Admiral
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what?
Luke .... ima gonna close this thread 
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06-10-2002, 10:01 PM
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the greg the admin
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Luke...it's been done
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06-10-2002, 10:46 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Luke, I am your father Doctor Evil. Mwahahahahahah!
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06-11-2002, 03:28 PM
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The Original Corruptor
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pen....cil.
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06-11-2002, 03:41 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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... I am your sex slave.
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06-11-2002, 08:17 PM
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06-12-2002, 06:36 PM
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The Insufferable
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luke... hobbit's reminding me of jarjar.
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06-12-2002, 08:11 PM
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Saviour of Entmoot Admiral
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what? then it would be "Luke....mesa gonna close this threadsa"
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06-12-2002, 11:03 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Luke, I am your toy from last year's birthday. I need 8 triple-A's.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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06-13-2002, 12:17 AM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Luke, I am your Father's niece's cousin's friend of a friend of a friend's hairdresser's postman's grandmother' gossiping partner's husband'scousin twice removed!
Luke: ...
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06-13-2002, 01:39 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Anyone seen Space Balls?
I don't remember the exact line, but it was something like this. . . I am your father's cousin's uncle's friend's former roomate. Luke...I am your mother.
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06-14-2002, 02:23 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
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Luke, am I your father?
Luke, ...... Yes? Sorry, forgot my lines.
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06-15-2002, 09:18 AM
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Long lost mooter
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Luke...THIS...is CNN.
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06-15-2002, 10:04 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Luke...stop dating your sister...
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06-15-2002, 10:14 AM
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The Original Corruptor
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"Luke, I am your............sex slave"
"No, Father!! Nooooooo!" |
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06-15-2002, 10:18 AM
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The Original Corruptor
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"Luke, I am your......father"
"So? What's your point?" -------------- "Luke, I am........Kaizer Sosay" (hehe sp) "I.EAT.FLESH. So what?" |
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06-16-2002, 02:21 AM
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Halfwitted
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Luke . . . I am your goldfish. You forgot to change my water again.
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06-16-2002, 02:37 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Luke, I am your whoopee cushion. Don't worry, I am tender.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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06-16-2002, 02:48 AM
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Halfwitted
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Luke, I am your spork. No, not fork, dern it! Get it right, why don't you?!
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