Star wars funnys - Page 4

trolls' bane · 02-17-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

(Obi-wan at jedi analisese room (from ep. 2 deleted seen))
Obi-wan:I need you to analise this for me
(Puts the Saber dart in the tray thing)
Droid:Thank you.
(Droid takes saberdart out of tray)
Droid:My presous....

Okay, come clean. Which of you is this?

Grey_Wolf · 02-18-2006, 08:52 AM

Darth Vader sings this just he is about to throw the Emperor down the reactor shaft:

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self satisfied i don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows god knows i want to break free

I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
And this time i know it's for real
I've fallen in love yeah
God knows god knows i've fallen in love

It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you love me like you do

But i have to be sure
When i walk out that door
Oh how i want to be free baby
Oh how i want to be free
Oh how i want to break free

But life still goes on
I can't get used to living without living without
Living without you by my side
I don't want to live alone hey
God knows got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
I've got to break free

I've got to break free
I want to break free yeah

I want i want i want i want to break free....

From The Star Wars the Musical

me9996 · 02-18-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Okay, come clean. Which of you is this?

It isn't my sister if you're wondering...

trolls' bane · 02-18-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

It isn't my sister if you're wondering...

I knew that.

me9996 · 02-27-2006, 01:31 PM

(two stormtroopers are in the armory getting their weapons and armor)
Stormtrooper1:How do I use this thing?
Stormtrooper2:I don't know, maybe we hit our oponents with them...
(Stormtrooper1 shoots his blaster at the celing)
Stormtrooper1:Hey this button seems to do it!
Speaker:Squad 17852 please report to dentention block 113
Stormtrooper1:Thats us! Lets go!

trolls' bane · 02-27-2006, 08:21 PM

Must be newbies.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 03-03-2006, 10:42 PM

Obi-Wan: Use the centripicle force, Luke.

trolls' bane · 03-03-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Obi-Wan: Use the centripicle force, Luke.

YAy! If this was my Star Wars RPG board, you would get 10,000 credits for that!

Thain Peregrin Took I · 03-04-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

YAy! If this was my Star Wars RPG board, you would get 10,000 credits for that!

Thanks. I don't even think I spelled centripicle force right, but everyone gets the point.

trolls' bane · 03-04-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Thanks. I don't even think I spelled centripicle force right, but everyone gets the point.

Not quite, I dont' think. But I'm not sure how to spell it. Centrifugal is wrong, I found out, and centripicle might be correct. I think it's centrifical.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 03-04-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Not quite, I dont' think. But I'm not sure how to spell it. Centrifugal is wrong, I found out, and centripicle might be correct. I think it's centrifical.

Well, I looked up centrifical on my internet dictionary, but it doesn't have it. But my spellcheck doesn't say it's wrong. I really don't know.
Here's another one, but it's not as good.

Anakin: Master, I need some money and the keys to the speeder.
Obi-Wan: *sighs and gives money and keys to Anakin* Sometimes I hate being the father you never had...

trolls' bane · 03-04-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Well, I looked up centrifical on my internet dictionary, but it doesn't have it. But my spellcheck doesn't say it's wrong. I really don't know.
Here's another one, but it's not as good.

Anakin: Master, I need some money and the keys to the speeder.
Obi-Wan: *sighs and gives money and keys to Anakin* Sometimes I hate being the father you never had...

LOL! I thought it was funny how he stopped to look for the corvette-like speeder i the movie. I read somewhere what kind of speeder that was. It was like a modern car company.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 03-04-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL! I thought it was funny how he stopped to look for the corvette-like speeder i the movie. I read somewhere what kind of speeder that was. It was like a modern car company.

Obi-Wan: What took you so long.
Anakin: Oh, well, you know master. I had to find a speeder I liked. I want to look good when I save you. I don't want to drive your speeder. That's soo last year.

trolls' bane · 03-04-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Obi-Wan: What took you so long.
Anakin: Oh, well, you know master. I had to find a speeder I liked. I want to look good when I save you. I don't want to drive your speeder. That's soo last year.

That's how I-Pods will be. I guarantee it.

Curubethion · 03-04-2006, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

Thanks. I don't even think I spelled centripicle force right, but everyone gets the point.

There's centrifugal force and centripetal force...

rohirrim TR · 03-05-2006, 07:04 PM

OBi -Wan: what took you so long?

anakin: well you know I had to find a speeder I liked you know the right color of fuzzy dice, the XM radio, the OO7 vanity plate...check out the ion blasters in the headlights

obi wan:

Thain Peregrin Took I · 03-05-2006, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

There's centrifugal force and centripetal force...

Well, either one works. They both mean about the same thing. I think...

Quote:

OBi -Wan: what took you so long?

anakin: well you know I had to find a speeder I liked you know the right color of fuzzy dice, the XM radio, the OO7 vanity plate...check out the ion blasters in the headlights

obi wan:

And it had to be the right color with a built in CD player, cup holders...

trolls' bane · 03-05-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

OBi -Wan: what took you so long?

anakin: well you know I had to find a speeder I liked you know the right color of fuzzy dice, the XM radio, the OO7 vanity plate...check out the ion blasters in the headlights

obi wan:

LOL! He would have probably caught him just before he hit the ground. Which would probably have been almost as hard.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 03-15-2006, 12:23 AM

*interior of Padme's room*

Anakin: Padme, I found a way for us to be toge......

*Padme jumps up from the couch to reveal Yoda in his skivvies*

Padme: Ani, I'm sorry I've tried to tell you before.

Anakin: Master how could you!

Yoda: Anger I feel, yeees.

Anikan: I'm so depressed I think I'm going to wear nothing but black for the rest of my life!!

*Anikan runs out without moving his arms and weeping profusely*

Padme: What should I do?

Yoda: Ummmm Make out with me you will.

*fades out with a big smile on Padme's face*

Grey_Wolf · 03-16-2006, 04:10 AM

At the yearly sith lord Fashion Show:

Speaker: And here we have Darth Vader in a very chique ensemble in black armour. Comes accessorised with Jedi power enhancers, ligthsabre, detachable helmet and gloves.

As Vader makes whirling turn and walks back Kenobi comes out on the catwalk and the speaker come on again:

"This is Obi won in his standard jedi outfit, accessorized with a sabre, comes in black and brown with white or pale yellow shirt and trousers."

02-18-2006, 08:52 AM	#62
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Darth Vader sings this just he is about to throw the Emperor down the reactor shaft: I want to break free I want to break free I want to break free from your lies You're so self satisfied i don't need you I've got to break free God knows god knows i want to break free I've fallen in love I've fallen in love for the first time And this time i know it's for real I've fallen in love yeah God knows god knows i've fallen in love It's strange but it's true I can't get over the way you love me like you do But i have to be sure When i walk out that door Oh how i want to be free baby Oh how i want to be free Oh how i want to break free But life still goes on I can't get used to living without living without Living without you by my side I don't want to live alone hey God knows got to make it on my own So baby can't you see I've got to break free I've got to break free I want to break free yeah I want i want i want i want to break free.... From The Star Wars the Musical Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-18-2006 at 08:58 AM.

02-27-2006, 08:21 PM	#66
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03-03-2006, 10:42 PM	#67
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	Obi-Wan: Use the centripicle force, Luke. __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth

03-15-2006, 12:23 AM	#79
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	interior of Padme's room Anakin: Padme, I found a way for us to be toge...... Padme jumps up from the couch to reveal Yoda in his skivvies Padme: Ani, I'm sorry I've tried to tell you before. Anakin: Master how could you! Yoda: Anger I feel, yeees. Anikan: I'm so depressed I think I'm going to wear nothing but black for the rest of my life!! Anikan runs out without moving his arms and weeping profusely Padme: What should I do? Yoda: Ummmm Make out with me you will. fades out with a big smile on Padme's face __________________ Do you hear that?

03-16-2006, 04:10 AM	#80
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	At the yearly sith lord Fashion Show: Speaker: And here we have Darth Vader in a very chique ensemble in black armour. Comes accessorised with Jedi power enhancers, ligthsabre, detachable helmet and gloves. As Vader makes whirling turn and walks back Kenobi comes out on the catwalk and the speaker come on again: "This is Obi won in his standard jedi outfit, accessorized with a sabre, comes in black and brown with white or pale yellow shirt and trousers." Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 03-16-2006 at 04:28 AM.

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