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The dark side
Luke and Vader are battling and Vader cuts off Luke's arm.
Vader:Luke join me. Join the dark side (inhale exhale) Vader:WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!! (inhales and exhales then laughs) Luke:NO NOT COOKIES!!!!!!! what do i do????? Vader:We have chocolate chip COOKIES!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Luke:NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anakin walks tword obiwan dressed in rapper clothes with a big ol $ chain around his neck with hat sideways. Obiwan:anakin? Is that you?  Anakin:Yo yo yo obi dog my homie-g!!  whats happenen bro?Obi:Anakin have you turned to the dark side of town? Anakin: duh ya ol foo!  wha it look like foo? Obi:I-I-I Anakin:dont sweat it dog. the big hauncho gave me a mission. if i kill you i get 50 gs. ya kno what i mean ya ol foo? Obi:WHAT??!! Anakin:yea ya kno wha i mean dog i mean bling bling dude. ok lets get down to the grease yo! Anakin and obi wan ignite lightsabers Anakin: ho ho ho hold up g! i gotta do mi intro man. ya dig dog? Obi:Wha? Anakin:lemme put it like this. (Anakin starts doin a beat and starts rappin) Anakin:Anakin and the ol foo throw out their lightsabers and then battle was on like it was life savas! (he keeps goin on and on with his horrible rap and obi gets irritated  )Anakin (still goin with his rap):Then obi down on da ground bleedin li-  !!!!!Obi swung his lightsaber around and sliced anakin in two. Obi:NOOOOOO PADAWAN!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE??????  I MEANT TO CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!! WHY? WHY? WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY??????????? But i guess he shut up anyways.  I thought it was funny i hope you did to.  Last edited by Desperado_51 : 01-03-2006 at 05:52 PM. |
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01-03-2006, 11:18 PM
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Thain of Randomness
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Anakin: *toot* Excuse me, Master.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, please! I've already had one near death experience today, I don't need another one! Anakin: I'm sorry Master. 
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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01-04-2006, 07:33 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
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I love it!!!
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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01-04-2006, 09:39 PM
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Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
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*applaudes*
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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01-05-2006, 12:05 AM
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Hobbit
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Thank you. i just made it up i didnt think any one would like it that much.
(the melliunium falcon is parked in mos eisislys and the hyper drive is broken) han: gosh i wish that stupid mechanic would get here (door bell) DING DONG! Han: chewbacon go get it. chewbacon: i see how it is make the wookie do all the work you racist!!! han:fine ill get you walking carpet (han opnes mellinium falcon door) Bill Skytreader:hi there im bill skytreader would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? han:no (slams door) (door)DING DONG! han:great who now? (opens door) darth vader:hello (inhale exhale) would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? garunteed straight from ol fashioned grand ma's oven. han:NO! (slams door harder) (door)DING DONG!!!!! han:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................. (opens door) mechanic:hi im hear to fix your.... han:NO I DONT WANT ANY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!! mechanic:uh but Mr.Solo? han:SHUT THE HELL UP WHINNY!!!!!! (han slugs the mechanic with his dl44 blaster) han: if there is another girl scout 100 feet from my jet ill shoot em all between the eyes! (slams door)Obi wan kebob:so where is that mechanic han? han:he never showed............. oh great............... this one was another think up as you go along thing Last edited by Desperado_51 : 01-05-2006 at 12:08 AM. |
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01-05-2006, 12:15 AM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
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Mr. Solo doesn't want a cookie? But it's sugar!
Darth Vader: Luke, join the Dark side! Luke: Okay.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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01-05-2006, 10:10 AM
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Hobbit
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lol nice one brandybuck!
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01-05-2006, 10:07 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
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Haha...love both of them! Really funny...
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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01-05-2006, 11:30 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
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Took me about a second to think of it! This next one, however, took a little longer.Obi-Wan and Anakin take a visit to "Jedi Market". Anakin: Master, can I ride the speeder meant for little kids in front of grocery store? Please? Obi-Wan [sternly]: Anakin... Anakin: Pretty please? It's only 25 cents! Obi-Wan *looks around*: All right. Don't make a scene. *hands him a quarter* Anakin: Yay! *skips over to "speeder", puts in quarter, and acts like he's on a rollercoaster* Random Dude #1 to Obi-Wan: Who's he? Obi-Wan: Beats me. Random Dude #2: He looks way over the weight limit for that thing. I'm going to go tell the manager. Obi-Wan: Uh... don't bother. *Anakin gets off and walks over to Obi-Wan* Anakin: Can I have another quarter, please? The next day in the Police Section of the Coruscant Times: A report of an adult Jedi riding the speeder outside Jedi Market and causing a commotion at 9:36 am.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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01-05-2006, 11:54 PM
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Thain of Randomness
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Anakin: Master, why are there 6 different locks on the door to my prank closet?
Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin, the Council wasn't very pleased that you put a whoppie cousion on Master Yoda's chair. They also didn't like that little scenario with the superglue on Mace Windu's chair. Those just happened to be his favorite pants...
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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01-06-2006, 12:25 AM
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01-07-2006, 02:07 AM
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"Can you feel her, running through your veins? She will always live forever!" ~ Atreyu [Her portrait in Black] "I want to see pretty people doing ugly things..." ~ Unknown "Damn it n' such!" ~ Stewie Griffen |
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01-08-2006, 09:14 PM
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Dreamweaver
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not necessarily, see, this galaxy "far far away" could have been around longer than ours or just be more advanced so that long ago that's where they were and now they're even more advanced...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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01-09-2006, 01:59 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Well I'm not saying that the galaxy in question is ours in the future, I'm just saying that we don't know when it was or where it was, it could be our galaxy in the past!? Or maybe it is coinciding with our current galaxy somewhere else?!
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01-09-2006, 08:19 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Brain Meltdown!!!!
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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01-09-2006, 11:39 PM
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Magnificent Master of Buckland
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Yoda (to Luke on Dagobah): I don't have for you, futureboy! Now get off my planet! Luke: Ah, but that presents the problem of how to get off your precious planet, shorty! My ship happens to be at the bottom of your swamp.
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But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer |
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01-14-2006, 12:42 PM
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Ring-smith
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"A long time ago" sounds like it is in the very distent past.
__________________ Now to the funny stuff! __________________ Luke:Live long and prosbar! Obi-wan:Wrong movie. Luke:No, I'm a treky. Obi-wan:The star trek shows aren't that old! Luke:No they were found with the dead sea scrolls. Obi-wan: __________________ (Anikin and Darth Vader are in a room) Darth Vader:Hello. Anikin:How can this happen? I'm sopost to turn into you! Darth Vader:No Obi-wan said I killed you! Anikin:From a certen point of view. (Uncomfortable silance) Darth Vader:There is no point of view aspect about killing someone. Anikin:No when I go sith I turn into you so my old self is distroyed. (Another uncomfortable silance) (Darth Vader slicees Anikin in two) Darth Vader:Ha! I told so! __________________ (Darth vader before the suit and Obi-wan are in the dule) Darth Vader:There's something you should know. Obi-wan:What? Darth Vader:I'm not left handed! Obi-wan:Arg! Not this again!!! (Obi-wan knocks Darth Vader into the lava) Darth Vader:Aaaa! Melting! Melting! Melt- hey wait a second! Obi-wan:What it it? Darth Vader:This isn't lava! This is chicken soup!!! Obi-wan:That explains the noodles. (A very large noodle floats past) Darth Vader:This is very good chicken soup! Obi-wan:How meny chickens went into this? Jar-jar:12,657. Obi-wan:You stay out of this! Jar-jar:OH YEAH?!? (Jar-jar puts on a black robe and takes out a red lightsaber) Jar-Jar:WESA DARTH JAR-JAR!!! Darth Vader:But I'm Palpatenes aprentice! Darth Jar-Jar:Whosa said anything about mesa being the aprentice? Darth Vader: Darth Jar-Jar:Palpatense's just a puppet, mesa's the real sith master!!! Obi-wan and Darth Vader: __________________ Darth Vader:PO-TA-TO....PO-TA-TO... Stormtrooper:What? Darth Vader:I fighured it would be a welcome change from 'cookie' all day. __________________
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01-14-2006, 03:35 PM
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LOL good one me9996 but i dont get the last one. is it like irony to my first joke? |
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01-14-2006, 03:51 PM
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Hobbit
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(Jango and Boba are flying through the astroid feild)
boba: (says in irritated tone) are we there yet? jango: shut up boy boba:i think some one is following us jango: shut up boy boba: no seriously i think we are being tracked jango: thats it i told you. one more word out of you and ill drop u off on the nearest astroid. boba: are we there ye- jango: THATS IT!!! (jango pulls over and dumps boba off on a small astriod and flys off) jango: here is a lilttle somthing to keep you compiny. (jango dumps a seismic charge out of the back of slave 1 as he flys back by) (huge explosion in background) jango: (says to himself as he turns on windsheild wipers) yup almost there LOL my dad thought this one up and we thought it was hilarious Last edited by Desperado_51 : 01-14-2006 at 03:52 PM. |
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