They'd never say that! - Page 4

Comic Book Guy · 06-09-2002, 10:35 AM

Gandalf: All your base are belong to us.

Arathorn · 06-09-2002, 11:05 AM

Sauron: Someone set up us the halfling!

Sicirus · 06-09-2002, 11:32 AM

Gandalf: The ring you destroyed.
You morron Hobbit. Why I thought you were going to act like you were going to destroye it then give it to me.
Sam: AAARRR I have to tend the dumb garden again. Those weeds Galadriel gave me grow like Bamboo.

gollum; I am becoming a vegetarian. Any one want to join me?

Lizra · 06-09-2002, 12:51 PM

nevermind!

Andúril · 06-10-2002, 01:26 PM

Frodo, Bilbo and Elrond in a room:

Elrond: He, he is your.....your SON!!!!!

*Evil music* (clang clang clang thump clang...)

Bilbo: OMG! It can't be!

Frodo: Indeed it is true. Come closer, my son.

barrelrider110 · 06-10-2002, 02:03 PM

Elrond: "Fish and visitors smell in three days."

Aragorn: "I am what I am and thats alls that I am."

Gandalf: "Yabba Dabba Doo!"

Balrog: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"

Eowyn: "Aragorn, you're hotter than a three pecked goat in a field full of nannies!"

Sauron: "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil."

Sicirus · 06-10-2002, 05:22 PM

Gandalf: Bibbidy bobbidy boo!

Legolas: Grab an axe Gimli. We're going to chop us some ents.

Christiana · 06-10-2002, 10:15 PM

Lizra · 06-11-2002, 12:32 AM

Arathorn · 06-11-2002, 12:34 AM

Saruman to Eye of Sauron: "Googlybear!"

Comic Book Guy · 06-11-2002, 06:16 PM

Lurtz is nothing, Lizra.

Lizra · 06-11-2002, 06:35 PM

Oh that's right, Got excited and got confused! Nevermind.

The Ringbearer · 06-11-2002, 10:29 PM

Sauron: I think I'll just forget the whole''rule the world thing and head to Hawaii.

Legolas: Guess what guys.I'm heading off to join the ork army!
Fellowship:WHAT?!?!

Legolas:I just don't think that I can bring myself to slaughter kinsmen, however distantly related.

Sicirus · 06-12-2002, 06:13 PM

Galadriel: Guess what everybody?
I'm dying my hair blue. Anybody want to join me?

Frodo: I am going to try to grow a beard.

Elrond:OH OH OH I want to come Galadriel. I also want to get a hair cut.

Arwen: I want a mohawk.

afro-elf · 06-12-2002, 07:35 PM

The Witch King & Khamul the easterling

WK: "Hey lets form a boyband with the other guys."

KTE: " We need a different name that the Nazgul or Black Riders."

WK: " The BLACK street boys, Ring sync, East life, Nine, The New Nazgul on the Block"

KTE: " What could be more terrifying that Maneudo Reunion Dancers?"

Wk:" The Return of Mc Hammer"

KTE : "Yeah."

afro-elf · 06-12-2002, 07:53 PM

Galadriel: " Look its Blackheart! I'm hot and bothered now!

Haradrim:" Look its BoP and the sheep riders of Rohan beware!"

Pippin to Merry: "Whoa. Dude that's what I call pipeweed"

Legolas:" Obviously, Elfmaster XK is the daughter of Galion. An alcoholic Elf just like daddy.

Gimli:"If only dwarven sen were here."

Orc* spots RE* " Look..." Thud dies with arrow in throat.

Ulmo: If I could only make waves like Earniel

Daeron: if i were only 1/2 the bard of arathorn of the dancing boot

Cirdan : I should I name this ship, PUN -usher or PUN-slinger

EG: I hate legolas

afro-elf · 06-12-2002, 08:25 PM

Pippin at the Gates of Minas Tirith with Gandalf and The Witch King

" get ready to rumble"

Gandalf on the bridge of Khazadum

" i've fallen and I can't get up"

Or

"You guys bring any marsh mellows"

Elrond at the council of Elrond

"Oops, I farted"

BeardofPants · 06-12-2002, 08:49 PM

Oh? So my sheep horde doesn't scare the willies outta you? You will be... You WILL be...

afro-elf · 06-12-2002, 08:53 PM

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Oh? So my sheep horde doesn't scare the willies outta you? You will be... You WILL be...

Dem was words o' terror from the dem dare lips of dose southrons missy

BeardofPants · 06-12-2002, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by afro-elf

Dem was words o' terror from the dem dare lips of dose southrons missy

Did you just call me "missy" you southron nubian moriquendi... uh... nerfherder!?

Melkor: "Ring a ring a rosies, a pocket full of posies..."

06-09-2002, 11:05 AM	#62
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Sauron: Someone set up us the halfling! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-09-2002, 11:32 AM	#63
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gandalf: The ring you destroyed. You morron Hobbit. Why I thought you were going to act like you were going to destroye it then give it to me. Sam: AAARRR I have to tend the dumb garden again. Those weeds Galadriel gave me grow like Bamboo. gollum; I am becoming a vegetarian. Any one want to join me? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-09-2002, 12:51 PM	#64
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	nevermind! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 06-11-2002 at 07:01 PM.

06-10-2002, 02:03 PM	#66
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Elrond: "Fish and visitors smell in three days." Aragorn: "I am what I am and thats alls that I am." Gandalf: "Yabba Dabba Doo!" Balrog: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" Eowyn: "Aragorn, you're hotter than a three pecked goat in a field full of nannies!" Sauron: "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

06-10-2002, 05:22 PM	#67
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gandalf: Bibbidy bobbidy boo! Legolas: Grab an axe Gimli. We're going to chop us some ents. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-09-2002, 10:35 AM	#61
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Gandalf: All your base are belong to us.

06-10-2002, 01:26 PM	#65
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Frodo, Bilbo and Elrond in a room: Elrond: He, he is your.....your SON!!!!! Evil music (clang clang clang thump clang...) Bilbo: OMG! It can't be! Frodo: Indeed it is true. Come closer, my son.

06-10-2002, 10:15 PM	#68
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-11-2002, 12:32 AM	#69
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	__________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 06-11-2002 at 07:00 PM.

06-11-2002, 12:34 AM	#70
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Saruman to Eye of Sauron: "Googlybear!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-11-2002, 06:16 PM	#71
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Lurtz is nothing, Lizra.

06-11-2002, 06:35 PM	#72
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Oh that's right, Got excited and got confused! Nevermind. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

06-11-2002, 10:29 PM	#73
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Sauron: I think I'll just forget the whole''rule the world thing and head to Hawaii. Legolas: Guess what guys.I'm heading off to join the ork army! Fellowship:WHAT?!?! Legolas:I just don't think that I can bring myself to slaughter kinsmen, however distantly related. __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

06-12-2002, 06:13 PM	#74
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Galadriel: Guess what everybody? I'm dying my hair blue. Anybody want to join me? Frodo: I am going to try to grow a beard. Elrond:OH OH OH I want to come Galadriel. I also want to get a hair cut. Arwen: I want a mohawk. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-12-2002, 07:35 PM	#75
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	The Witch King & Khamul the easterling WK: "Hey lets form a boyband with the other guys." KTE: " We need a different name that the Nazgul or Black Riders." WK: " The BLACK street boys, Ring sync, East life, Nine, The New Nazgul on the Block" KTE: " What could be more terrifying that Maneudo Reunion Dancers?" Wk:" The Return of Mc Hammer" KTE : "Yeah." __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-12-2002, 07:53 PM	#76
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Galadriel: " Look its Blackheart! I'm hot and bothered now! Haradrim:" Look its BoP and the sheep riders of Rohan beware!" Pippin to Merry: "Whoa. Dude that's what I call pipeweed" Legolas:" Obviously, Elfmaster XK is the daughter of Galion. An alcoholic Elf just like daddy. Gimli:"If only dwarven sen were here." Orc* spots RE* " Look..." Thud dies with arrow in throat. Ulmo: If I could only make waves like Earniel Daeron: if i were only 1/2 the bard of arathorn of the dancing boot Cirdan : I should I name this ship, PUN -usher or PUN-slinger EG: I hate legolas __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-12-2002, 08:25 PM	#77
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Pippin at the Gates of Minas Tirith with Gandalf and The Witch King " get ready to rumble" Gandalf on the bridge of Khazadum " i've fallen and I can't get up" Or "You guys bring any marsh mellows" Elrond at the council of Elrond "Oops, I farted" __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

06-12-2002, 08:49 PM	#78
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh? So my sheep horde doesn't scare the willies outta you? You will be... You WILL be... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords