A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR

1. you get upset because you cant find the Misty Mountains or Mirkwood on a map.

2.you name a child or pet after a character

3. you throw your wedding ring into the fire to see the runes on it.

4. you are afraid of crows, black horses, and mines of any sort.

5(i got most of these off of the lord of the rings.com, but this is my fave) everytime you ride the merry go round, you find yourself screaming "what news of the north riders of rohan?"

here is one i forgot: you run up to bears in the woods screaming "Beorn!!"

u read the book like me when u've got a politics a-level exam the next day !!!!!!

You spend most of your waking hours portraying one of Tolkien's characters on ezboard.

Everytime you see a hill you climb all around it looking for hobbit holes.

You call your enemies Sauron.

In a fight with your "Sauron" you throw firecrackers at him.

If you are losing a fight with your "Sauron" you pint up, yell, "The Eagles are coming!" and throw another firecracker in his or her eye.

You live in a hollowed out extinct volcano staring incessantly into a glass paperweight.

You are constructing a massive boat to put your elves on and sail with them to Valinor. (by elves I mean the little garden gnomes you stole from your neighbors)

don't you mean theonering.net? that's where those are from. I'll think some up later

oh dear... I'm guilty of some of them (at least one while drunk, ok? I'm not that bad when sober!)... exactly which ones I will remain silent on...

you begin to think you're all knowing like "sharky" and post recklessly.

if there are black thumb marks on numerous pages of the book.

u lend ur book out for a while so u can look forward to getting it abck and start reading it again

Hey Idril, where'd you find that Tengwar font?

I can't remember, I'm afraid. I've had it for years.

Well, it looks very nice. Although I'm not buying those short carriers, the characters used to have vowels over them when no preceding consonant is available. Their said to look like undotted i's, but they don't look that much like them. Look at the Ardalambion Tengwar at the top of this page.

I've got the fonts Inoldonil, but I am not sure if they will work with a PC. I'll go ahead and send them to you.

Is anybody guilty of any of these?


- SauronDL
~ In bronia lacha, tôl acharn.
: ezOP at A Hall of Rohan

6-You replay one the 3 trailers more than once in a week.
7-You are working to finish your chainmail by the EntmootCon

Guilty.

:lol:

I already said, I am guilty of... some of the above...

LoL...... :lol: .....too funny.

Oh and by the way........ I am so terribly guilty.


Here's another:

You sleep with you favorite Tolkien book under your pillow at night.



Elenna ~ Lady of the Stars

You sleep with your favorite Tolkien Book in your face because you read (too) late in the night AGAIN

:lol: BOTH those things have happened to me.....several times.