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Old 12-23-2002, 03:15 PM   #1
Nilore
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Suicide

At the part where that orc jumped into the gap with explosives in why didn't he just throw it?
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Old 12-23-2002, 03:38 PM   #2
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You really show a genuine interest in that 4 minute scene. I think this is pretty evident from your four seperate posts about it. Could you just be...

Oh sorry got off track.(clears throat)

I would say, as an expert on the subject, that George the orc ( I happened to catch his name as his fellow orcs were chanting "George, George, George!!...") wayed his chances very carefully and figured if he threw it any of the following could happen:

1) He would miss
2)Legolas would shoot the torch right out of the air
3)He wouldn't look like a out of place Olympic runner
4)The air would blow the torch out
5)OR, that Nilore would start a thread about why he didn't just run with the torch instead of throwing it.

I'll let you pick
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