Pants! - Page 4

Fimbrethil · 05-30-2004, 11:15 PM

Oh, Morlin...just wrong!

Not altered...I think.

"I caught him trying ot steal a pair of my father's pants the other day."

***Khamûl*** · 06-03-2004, 12:59 AM

Are you sure he doesn't snog the pants and not just steal them? I seem to remember a mention of pants-snogging.

Fimbrethil · 06-03-2004, 09:40 PM

Ron's pants egaculated loudly.

Rhëtit · 06-09-2004, 08:24 PM

Oh dear, the more naughty these get the funnier they are!! Haha, ejaculated loudly...that's so silly...

Harry looked into the pants of the other people in the mirror...

"see?" said Hermione, when Hary and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's pants!"

"Longbottom, if pants were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasly..."

"Won them," said Hagrid. "Las' night. I was down in the village havin' a few drinks an' got into a game o' pants with a stranger. THink he was quite glad ter get rid of them, ter be honest."

"My name is Firenze," he added, as he lowered himself onto his front legs so that Harry could clamber out of his pants.

"You want to be careful," said Snape. "Hanging aroudn like this, people will thing you're up to something. And Gryffindor really can't afford to lose any more pants, can it?"

Hagrid wiped his pants on the back of his hand...

Not as good as the ones from OotP, but I could only find SS.

Master'sBaneSwiftSnowmane · 08-13-2005, 12:00 AM

That's right! It lives!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no good and evil, there are only pants and those too weak to seek it.

The terror it inspired...you have no idea, you're too young. Just picture coming home and finding Pants hovering over your house and knowing what you're about to find inside.

I hope you're all pleased with yourselves. We could've been killed, or worse--pantsed!

Five points from Gryffindor, I told you not to pants him Miss Granger.

I would trust Hagrid with my pants.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione had always known that Hagrid had an unfortunate liking for large and monstrous pants.

tomstheman · 08-27-2005, 08:00 AM

The journey to St. Pants was uneventful.
I expect you'd like my pants.

Lord Choc Obo · 09-01-2005, 08:39 AM

"did you hear him talking about the dark pants? he loves pants! all that unfixed, indestructible pants..."
"pretending to offer pants, to find out what Malfoy's up to?"
"it's our pants to know"
"to be frank, my pants is not large"
"but we'll send it off in pants"
"she said he was always trying to help her in her pants, like she couldn't climb in herself"

***azalea*** · 09-06-2005, 07:12 PM

Harry glanced at Ron, who looked as pantsed as he was; Hermione's pants had shot into the air.
"I don't know, sir," said Harry.
Snape's pants curled into a sneer.
"Tut, tut -- pants clearly aren't everything."

[edited to be a more complete quote]

Elanor · 09-09-2005, 04:43 PM

I borrowed these from a list of quotes on another site, picked out the best ones, and just ... tweaked them a little. Some are funnier than others.

You tell those pants, Ron!

I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-pants, she definitely is. Big pants... the only thing that's got bigger pants than her is a dinosaur.

"I don't go looking for pants. Pants usually find me."

"He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard pants and he's on the run."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to pants us all!"

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his pants!"

"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his pants in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant pants or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without pants.

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make pants difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have difficult pants?" said Harry sarcastically.

"But I could do with a few pants. We could all do with a few pants. I've got a feeling we're going to need them more than usual before long."

"You can't give a Dementor the old pants!"

"Why were you lurking under our pants?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our pants, boy?"
"Listening to the pants," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the pants! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

...Harry was in a mood to deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from somebody who was not wearing pants in their ears.

"Cut it out," he said firmly, rubbing the pants as the pain receded again. "First sign of madness, talking to your own pants," said a sly voice from the empty picture on the wall.

"Pants will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to them."

"It's just hard," Harry said finally, in a low voice,"to realize he won't pants me again."

"Dumbledore's pants through and through," said Harry.

***azalea*** · 09-09-2005, 07:26 PM

"You dare use my own pants against me, Potter? It was I who pantsed them -- I, the Half-Blood Pants! And you'd turn my inventions on me, like your filthy pants, would you? I don't think so...no!"
Harry dived for his pants; Snape shot a hex at them and they flew feet away into the darkness and out of sight.
"Pants me then," panted Harry, who felt no pants at all, but only rage and contempt. "Pants me like you pantsed him, you coward --"
"DON'T --" screamed Snape, and his pants were suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in as much pain as the yelping, howling pants stuck in the burning house behind them -- "CALL ME COWARD!"

Harry could see Lupin's silhouette. He had gone rigid. Then his limbs began to shake.
"Oh, my --" Hermione gasped. "He didn't wear his pants tonight! He's not safe!"
"Run," Black whispered. "Run. Now."

strider8 · 09-24-2005, 01:17 PM

If he hadn't known it was the same pants, he would never have guessedit was Black in his old pants.

05-30-2004, 11:15 PM	#61
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Oh, Morlin...just wrong! Not altered...I think. "I caught him trying ot steal a pair of my father's pants the other day." __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

06-03-2004, 12:59 AM	#62
*Khamûl* Slacker Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,759	Are you sure he doesn't snog the pants and not just steal them? I seem to remember a mention of pants-snogging. __________________ "If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31

06-03-2004, 09:40 PM	#63
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Ron's pants egaculated loudly. __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

06-09-2004, 08:24 PM	#64
Rhëtit Sapling Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hicksville, USA Posts: 7	Oh dear, the more naughty these get the funnier they are!! Haha, ejaculated loudly...that's so silly... Harry looked into the pants of the other people in the mirror... "see?" said Hermione, when Hary and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's pants!" "Longbottom, if pants were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasly..." "Won them," said Hagrid. "Las' night. I was down in the village havin' a few drinks an' got into a game o' pants with a stranger. THink he was quite glad ter get rid of them, ter be honest." "My name is Firenze," he added, as he lowered himself onto his front legs so that Harry could clamber out of his pants. "You want to be careful," said Snape. "Hanging aroudn like this, people will thing you're up to something. And Gryffindor really can't afford to lose any more pants, can it?" Hagrid wiped his pants on the back of his hand... Not as good as the ones from OotP, but I could only find SS. __________________ Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?

08-13-2005, 12:00 AM	#65
Master'sBaneSwiftSnowmane Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 103	That's right! It lives!!!!!!!!!!! There is no good and evil, there are only pants and those too weak to seek it. The terror it inspired...you have no idea, you're too young. Just picture coming home and finding Pants hovering over your house and knowing what you're about to find inside. I hope you're all pleased with yourselves. We could've been killed, or worse--pantsed! Five points from Gryffindor, I told you not to pants him Miss Granger. I would trust Hagrid with my pants. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had always known that Hagrid had an unfortunate liking for large and monstrous pants. __________________ "Not only did my encounters with voters confirm the fundamental decency of the American people, they also reminded me that at the core of the American experience are a set of ideals that continue to stir our collective conscience; a common set of values that bind us together despite our differences; a running thread of hope that makes our improbable experiment in democracy work..." Barack Obama, The Audacity of Hope

08-27-2005, 08:00 AM	#66
tomstheman Enting Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Some where between the ground and the sky Posts: 63	The journey to St. Pants was uneventful. I expect you'd like my pants. __________________ Why is the word phonetically spelled with a ph? Who's cruel idea was it to put a s in the word Lisp? Why is the word abbreviated such a long word? Why is the latin word for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Yes it is i checked online. Remember Remember the fifth of November

09-01-2005, 08:39 AM	#67
Lord Choc Obo Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 101	"did you hear him talking about the dark pants? he loves pants! all that unfixed, indestructible pants..." "pretending to offer pants, to find out what Malfoy's up to?" "it's our pants to know" "to be frank, my pants is not large" "but we'll send it off in pants" "she said he was always trying to help her in her pants, like she couldn't climb in herself" Last edited by Lord Choc Obo : 09-01-2005 at 05:13 PM.

09-06-2005, 07:12 PM	#68
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Harry glanced at Ron, who looked as pantsed as he was; Hermione's pants had shot into the air. "I don't know, sir," said Harry. Snape's pants curled into a sneer. "Tut, tut -- pants clearly aren't everything." [edited to be a more complete quote]

09-09-2005, 04:43 PM	#69
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	I borrowed these from a list of quotes on another site, picked out the best ones, and just ... tweaked them a little. Some are funnier than others. You tell those pants, Ron! I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-pants, she definitely is. Big pants... the only thing that's got bigger pants than her is a dinosaur. "I don't go looking for pants. Pants usually find me." "He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard pants and he's on the run." "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to pants us all!" "Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his pants!" "Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his pants in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant pants or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without pants. "Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make pants difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have difficult pants?" said Harry sarcastically. "But I could do with a few pants. We could all do with a few pants. I've got a feeling we're going to need them more than usual before long." "You can't give a Dementor the old pants!" "Why were you lurking under our pants?" "Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our pants, boy?" "Listening to the pants," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the pants! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry. ...Harry was in a mood to deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from somebody who was not wearing pants in their ears. "Cut it out," he said firmly, rubbing the pants as the pain receded again. "First sign of madness, talking to your own pants," said a sly voice from the empty picture on the wall. "Pants will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to them." "It's just hard," Harry said finally, in a low voice,"to realize he won't pants me again." "Dumbledore's pants through and through," said Harry. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-09-2005, 07:26 PM	#70
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	"You dare use my own pants against me, Potter? It was I who pantsed them -- I, the Half-Blood Pants! And you'd turn my inventions on me, like your filthy pants, would you? I don't think so...no!" Harry dived for his pants; Snape shot a hex at them and they flew feet away into the darkness and out of sight. "Pants me then," panted Harry, who felt no pants at all, but only rage and contempt. "Pants me like you pantsed him, you coward --" "DON'T --" screamed Snape, and his pants were suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in as much pain as the yelping, howling pants stuck in the burning house behind them -- "CALL ME COWARD!" Harry could see Lupin's silhouette. He had gone rigid. Then his limbs began to shake. "Oh, my --" Hermione gasped. "He didn't wear his pants tonight! He's not safe!" "Run," Black whispered. "Run. Now."

09-24-2005, 01:17 PM	#71
strider8 Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In a spaceship, floating in your puny planet's atmosphere, awaiting orders to invade Posts: 292	If he hadn't known it was the same pants, he would never have guessedit was Black in his old pants. __________________ The axes hewed Forlong as he fought alone and unhorsed; and both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mumakil,leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters. Neither Hirluin the fair would return to Pinnath Gelin, nor Grimbold to Grimslade, nor Halbarad to the northlands,dour-handed Ranger. Those that would not return home, page830-831, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, The Return of the King

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